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Book 1 - Prologue
Chapter 1: Trouble is brewing
Chapter 2: I was reincarnated as a dwarf but all the beer is bad!
Chapter 3: A mop and a whistle
Chapter 4: A glass half full
Chapter 5: Be mine
Chapter 6: A dwarven handshake
Chapter 7: The Firmament (1)
Chapter 8: The Firmament (2)
Chapter 9: Blessing
Chapter 10: Rescue and realization
Chapter 11: Somewhere else
Chapter 12: A Bicycle Ride
Interlude 1: Grim Satisfaction
Interlude 2: Blue Opal
Interlude 3: Glass works
Interlude 4: The Grudge
Chapter 13: A Salty Balin
Chapter 14: Pete the Dwarf
Chapter 15: Eh
Chapter 16: Coddled
Chapter 17: Charcoal
Chapter 18: Boom?
Chapter 19: Title Drop
Chapter 20: Boom!
Chapter 21: Blood and Vinegar
Chapter 22: Office Gossip
Chapter 23: Flash of Insight
Chapter 24: Das Boot
Chapter 25: A Wider World
Chapter 26: Fancy Dress Party
Chapter 27: Boomdust
Chapter 28: BIG BOOM
Chapter 29: Tannins
Chapter 30: Stoneants (1)
Chapter 31: Stoneants (2)
Chapter 32: Burn it with Fire
Chapter 33: Loose Ends
Chapter 34: Closure
Chapter 35: Interlude: Somewhere Else
Chapter 36: Interlude: Heart to Hearts
Chapter 37: Interlude: Ginger I Can't Believe It's Not Ale
Chapter 38: Interlude: Brother Mine
Chapter 39: The Journey
Answering Questions and Fanart
Chapter 40: At the Gates
Chapter 41: Rough and Tuff
Chapter 42: Thirsty Goat Brewing
Chapter 43: Meet the Goldstones
Chapter 44: Gamblin' Dwarf
Chapter 45: The Competition Begins
Chapter 46: All In
Chapter 47: Scouting the Competition
Chapter 48: The Barck Beer Brawl
Chapter 49: And The Winner Is....
Chapter 50: Pong
Chapter 51: Through the Door
Chapter 52: The Brewing of Yeasteryear
Chapter 53: The Grand Market
Chapter 54: Meet the Maker
Chapter 55: Rocket Dwarf
Chapter 56: The Boozen One
Chapter 57: Interlude: Bran's Muffins
Chapter 58: Primetime BB
Chapter 59: Petey First Dates - Rising Action
Chapter 60: Petey First Dates - Climax
Chapter 61: Petey First Dates - Denoument
Chapter 62: Thirsty Goat Brewpub
Chapter 63: Stalking Goat
Chapter 64: Worth the Whistle
Chapter 65: Under Pressure
Chapter 66: Hopback
Chapter 67: Specialized
Chapter 68: Chosen Path
Chapter 69: Fishy Situations
Chapter 70: The Grand Opening
Chapter 71: Tourmaline
Chapter 72: The New Brew
Chapter 73: Waiting the Week Away
Chapter 74: Cauldron Bubble
Chapter 75: Lily-Livered
Chapter 76: You Can Lead A Goat to Beer
Chapter 77: Get Ready to Rumble
Chapter 78: The Feud
Chapter 79: Rack 'em and Stack 'em
Chapter 80: Release Day
Chapter 81: Highs and Lows
Chapter 82: Shareholder
Book 1 - Epilogue
End of Book 1 Thoughts
Book 1 Changes - Read this before starting Book 2!
Book 2 - Prologue
Book 2: Chapter 1: The Tax Man Cometh
Audiobook Announcement
Book 2: Chapter 2: Resume Duties
Book 2: Chapter 3: Making the Cut
Book 2. Chapter 4: A Goatboy, a Butler, and an Action Adventurer Walk Into a Bar
Book 2. Chapter 5: Lost in Translation
Book 2. Chapter 6: Aptitude Test
Book 2. Chapter 7: The New Guy
Book 2: Chapter 8: The Darkwood
Book 2: Chapter 9: Brewing Blues
Book 2: Chapter 10: Talking Shop
Book 2: Chapter 11: Guild Politics
Book 2: Chapter 12: A Pink Raspberry
Book 2: Chapter 13: The Magic of Friendship
Book 2: Chapter 14: Liquid Gold
Book 2: Chapter 15: Wheaty Bits
Book 2: Chapter 16: Call in the Copper
Book 2: Chapter 17: Pot Manor
Book 2: Chapter 18: Negotiations
Book 2: Chapter 19: A Stout Porter
Book 2: Chapter 20: Beefs and Breads
Book 2: Chapter 21: The Octamillenial Cooking Contest
Book 2: Chapter 22: Market Mayhem
Book 2: Chapter 23: Flambè de Dwarf
Book 2: Chapter 24: Who Hates Chapter Title Spoilers?
Book 2: Chapter 25: Axeschlagen
Book 2: Chapter 26: Monster Mash
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Book 2: Chapter 27: Tell All
Book 2: Chapter 28: Tom
Book 2: Chapter 29: Sparge is a funny word.
Book 2: Chapter 30: Quests and Queries
Book 2: Chapter 31: Sam I Am
Book 2: Chapter 32: Dear John
Book 2: Chapter 33: Bean There, Done That
An Adventure Brewing: Book 1 of Beers and Beards Release!
Book 2: Chapter 34: The Verdict Is In
Book 2: Chapter 35: Barista Brew
Book 2: Chapter 36: Mine, all Mine
Book 2: Chapter 37: The Red Rage
Book 2: Chapter 38: The Emerald Lake
Book 2: Chapter 39: Last Minute Preparations
Book 2: Chapter 40: Butter Knives Aren't Great at Stabbing
Book 2: Chapter 41: The Guild Vote
Book 2: Chapter 42: The Newest Member of the Honourable Guild of Brewers
Book 2: Chapter 43: The Rules Arrive
Book 2: Chapter 44: Interlude: Competitors, Assemble!
Book 2: Chapter 45: A Month as the Dwarf Lives
Book 2: Chapter 46: Being Judgey
Book 2: Chapter 47: Copper and Gold
Book 2: Chapter 48: The Octamillenial Brewing Contest
Book 2: Chapter 49: The First Competitors
Book 2: Chapter 50: A prophet, a duke, and an asshole walk into a bar
Book 2 Cover and Announcements
Book 2: Chapter 51: The Last Competitors
Book 2: Chapter 52: The Best Brewer
Book 2: Chapter 53: Pete's Miniature Remembrance
Book 2: Chapter 54: Barista Brew Bundt
Book 2: Chapter 55: Release Day Remix
Book 2: Chapter 56: Interlude: Escaping Minnova
Book 2: Chapter 57: Curtain Call
Book 2: Chapter 58: The Fellowship of the Brew
Book 2: Chapter 59: Countdown to Departure
Book 2: Epilogue: Change
Book 2: Chapter 504: Error
Book 3 Prologue: The Princess is in Another Castle
Book 3: Chapter 1: The Manticore's Gullet
Book 3: Chapter 2: Goldstone Clan Grumble
Book 3: Chapter 3: Answering Hard Questions
Book 3: Chapter 4: I Should Have Knocked on Wood
Book 3: Chapter 5: What's in Balin's Bag?
Book 3: Chapter 6: Practicing Abilities
Book 3: Chapter 7: The Mining Town of Gemena
Book 3: Chapter 8: Peter Bread
Book 3: Chapter 9: Elemental, my dear Bando
Book 3: Chapter 10: Kinshasa
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Book 3: Chapter 11: The Walls
Book 3: Chapter 12: Finding Home
Book 3: Chapter 13: Body and Mind
Short break for health
Book 3: Chapter 14: The Pieces Move
Book 2 Official Release!
Book 3: Chapter 15: Inspector Gadget
Book 3: Chapter 16: Gone to Pasteur
Book 3: Chapter 17: A Cozy Dwarf's Tale
Book 3: Chapter 18: Pink, Red, and Silver
Book 3: Chapter 19: No Peeking
Book 3: Chapter 20: The Quarterfinals
Book Release: I Ran Away to Evil
Book 3: Chapter 21: The Human Market
Book 3: Chapter 22: Hops
Book 3: Chapter 23: Newton's Cradle
Book 3: Chapter 24: Canada Gose
Book 3: Chapter 25: Lucky Jean's
Book 3: Chapter 26: Clan Herder
Book 3: Chapter 27: French Lessons
Book 3: Chapter 28: Tablero da Gucci
Book 3: Chapter 29: Bentley - But Not The Car
Book 3: Chapter 30: Unexpected Meeting
Book 3: Chapter 31: Elves!!!
Book 3: Chapter 32: Delicious in Kinshasa
Book 3: Chapter 33: A Worthy Brew
Late Chapter
Book 3: Chapter 34: What Gose Around...
Book 3: Chapter 35: Odd Couples
Book 3: Chapter 36: Laying Pipe With Bando
Book 3: Chapter 37: Meeting Thadd Harmsson
Book 3: Chapter 38: No More Beer!?
Book 3: Chapter 39: Balin - Deepcore Dungeon
Delay
Book 3: Chapter 40: Dwarven Influencer
Book 3: Chapter 41: Magic is Hard
Book 3: Chapter 42: Nitro
Break Day
Book 3: Chapter 43: The Third Month of the Year 8000
Book 3: Chapter 44: Wet and Dry
Book 3: Chapter 45: Dwarf, Interrupted
Book 3: Chapter 46: Imperial Majesty
Book 3: Chapter 57: Up Schist Creek
Big Announcement: Hearthcon
Book 3: Chapter 48: Tourmaline Barnes
Book 3: Chapter 49: Gonna Wreck It
Book 3: Chapter 50: Goats
Book 3: Chapter 51: He Drinks a Lager Drink
Book 3: Chapter 52: Decocting Gravity
Book 3: Chapter 53: Bocks and Balls
Book 3: Chapter 54: 'Smokin
Book 3: Chapter 55: Unorthodox Fishing
Book 3: Chapter 56: Therapy
Book 3: Chapter 57: Doctor's Orders
Book 3: Chapter 58: Meeting Old Friends
Book 3: Chapter 59: The Redlip Riot (1)
Book 3: Chapter 60: The Redlip Riot (2)
Book 3: Chapter 61: Deja Vu
Book 3: Chapter 62: Beer Goggles
Book 3: Chapter 64: Lords and Ladies
Book 3: Chapter 65: The Garden of Graves
Book 3: Chapter 66: Coins
Book 3: Chapter 67: Bedrock
Book 3: Chapter 68: Contingency Number Two
Book 3: Chapter 69: In deep shit
Book 3: Chapter 70: Duck, Duck, Dwarf
Book 3: Chapter 71: Of Gods and Ex-Men
Book 3: Chapter 72: Final Format
Book 3: Chapter 73: All's Faire in Love and War
Book 3 Official Release on Amazon!
Book 3: Chapter 74: Iris Barnes
Book 3: Chapter 75: India Pale Ale
Book 3: Chapter 76: Son of Sam
Book 3: Chapter 77: Lapis
Book 3: Chapter 78: The Kinshasa Drinking Contest
Book 3: Chapter 79: The King of Crack
Book 3: Chapter 80: Proclamation
Book 3 Epilogue: A New Day
Book 3: Chapter 62.5: The Guild's Decision
Book 4: Prologue: All The Bits Of The Gods
Merry Christmas and Cover 4 Reveal
Book 4: Chapter 1: The World and Everything In It
Book 4: Chapter 2: The Duke of the North
Book 4: Chapter 3: Elven Wine
Book 4 A Good Year
Book 4: Chapter 4: A Good Year
Book 4: Chapter 5: Reply Hazy
Book 4: Chapter 6: A Special Moment
Book 4: Chapter 7: What's In A Name?
Book 4: Chapter 8: The Eyes of the Gods
Book 4: Chapter 9: Kinshasa Adventuring Guild
Book 4: Chapter 10: A Weak Rock
Book 4: Chapter 11: Balin – Into The Unknown
Book 4: Chapter 12: Dimensional Dungeon Cascadia
Book 4: Chapter 13: Spring Forward, Fall Back
Book 4: Chapter 14: Illusions of Grandeur
Book 4: Chapter 15: Elves are Officially Insane
Book 4: Chapter 16: Trunk Castle
Book 4: Chapter 17: Antechamber Antics
Book 4: Chapter 18: The King of the Elves
Book 4: Chapter 19: Embassy Ball
Book 4: Chapter 20: Balin - A Year in Cascadia (1)
Book 4: Chapter 21: Balin - A Year in Cascadia (2)
Book 4: Chapter 22: A Year Of Hard Work
Book 4: Chapter 23: Sing The Songs That Remind You Of The Good Times
Book 4: Chapter 24: A Pressing Situation
Book 4: Chapter 25: A Juicey Situation
Book 4: Chapter 26: Balancing Act
Book 4: Chapter 27: Backsweetening
Book 4: Chapter 28: Maple Syrup
Book 4: Chapter 29: Stampede Breakfast
Book 4: Chapter 30: Chosen Roundtable
Book 4: Chapter 31: Green
Book 4: Chapter 32: The Spring Ball
Book 4: Chapter 33: Romero Romero, Wherefor Art Thou, Romero
Book 4: Chapter 34: The King and I
Book 4: Chapter 35: Panic at the Disco
Book 4: Chapter 36: With Great Power
Book 4: Chapter 37: Balin – Rumble in the Palace
Book 4: Chapter 38: Those Left Behind
Book 4: Chapter 39: Clan Matters
Book 4: Chapter 40: Medals and Monarchs
Book 4: Chapter 41: Love is a Burnin’ Fire
Book 4: Chapter 42: Saccharification
Book 4: Chapter 43: Nuruk
Book 4: Chapter 44: An Unexpected Party
Book 4: Chapter 45: Step by Step
Book 4: Chapter 46: I Tip My Cap To You!
Book 4: Chapter 47: Stop the Presses!
Book 4: Chapter 48: So Mature
Book 4: Chapter 49: Everything’s Clear Now
Book 4, Chapter 50: Jeremiah’s Back!
Book 4, Chapter 51: Take Me Out to the Hitball Game
Book 4, Chapter 52: Game On!
Book 4, Chapter 53: Valarienne
Book 4, Chapter 54: The Tribes of Cascadia
Book 4, Chapter 55: Balin – It Takes Goooose to Tango
Book 4, Chapter 56: You’re the Boss
Book 4, Chapter 57: The Rolling Hills of Cascadia
Book 4, Chapter 58: A Local Specialty
Book 4, Chapter 59: A even more local specialty
Book 4, Chapter 60: The Gods are All Crazy
Book 4, Chapter 61: What's Happening with the Beastfolk
Book 4, Chapter 62: Wish I Could Quit You
Book 4, Chapter 63: Grandia, City of Adventurers
Book 4, Chapter 64: Welcome to the Meadery
Book 4, Chapter 65: The Specifics of Meadmaking
Book 4, Chapter 66: Rice and Honey
Book 4, Chapter 67: The First Meads
Book 4, Chapter 68: One Last Hail Barck
Book 4, Chapter 69: A Beeautiful Journey
Book 4, Chapter 70: Fun at the Bee-ach
Book 4, Chapter 71: Honeyed Hams
Book 4, Chapter 13: Interlude - Dragons, and Dragons, and Dragons, Oh My!
Book 4: Chapter 71: Valarienne - On The High Seas
Book 4, Chapter 72: From the Frying Pan to the Fire
Book 4, Chapter 73: The Beastfolk March
Book 4, Chapter 74: The Battle Begins
Book 4, Chapter 75: Calm before the storm
Book 4, Chapter 76: The Battle of Three Armies
Book 4, Chapter 77: Here there be dragons??
Book 4, Chapter 78: Please Don't Eat Me
Book 4, Chapter 79: I Need a Drink
Book 4, Chapter 80: Afterparty
Book 4, Chapter 81: Winning at Life
Book 4, Chapter 82: Winning the Game?
Book 4, Chapter 83: A Beginning and an End
Book 4: The End
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