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Synopsis
Transmigrating into a glorious cultivation world sounds amazing. Flying on swords, achieving immortality, eating heavenly peaches... Who wouldn't want that?
Except my new body rejected all of it. A sip of pure spring water felt like acid in my stomach. A bite of fresh spiritual rice felt like swallowing glass. A standard healing pill made me vomit blood. I wasn't bullied by my sect. In fact, the elders actually pitied me! But my body was so bizarrely broken that the only way I could survive was by chugging cheap tavern wine and gnawing on moldy, spoiled bread.
I thought I was just cursed with the ultimate Trash Physique. Then, on my 18th birthday, the Sign-In System finally activated.
I thought my transmigration cheat had finally arrived... until I saw the rewards.
[Ding! Signed in at the Clear Cloud Peak.]
[Reward: 10 Heavenly Demon Blood-Burning Pills.]
[Ding! Signed in at the Forbidden Yin Valley.]
[Reward: One vial of Nine-Nether Flesh-Melting Corpse Water!]
I was furious. Was this stupid system actively trying to assassinate me? Why was it handing me legendary suicide pills and world-ending poisons?
But during a life-or-death crisis, I was forced to swallow one of those cursed Blood-Burning Pills. I braced myself for my meridians to explode. I waited for the agonizing death.
Instead, my muscles turned to jelly, I face-planted into the dirt, and... I leveled up? That was the day I realized my transmigration wasn't a joke. I possessed a mutated constitution. My biology perfectly inverts the effects of everything I consume!
That deadly suicide pill? It paralyzed me for ten minutes, but permanently purified my foundation.
That flesh-melting corpse water? Tastes like premium spirit wine and heals my broken bones.
That terrifying, untouchable villainess whose very tears are made of Calamity Poison? To the rest of the world, she's a walking natural disaster. To me, she's an all-you-can-eat cultivation buffet.
Now, while the righteous geniuses fight to the death over a single healing herb, I'm at the auction house buying out their clearance bin of expired, defective, and cursed trash pills for pennies.
The Heavens want me dead? That's fine. I'll just drink poison all the way to immortality.
Chapter Directory
91 ChaptersChapters 1 - 91
Chapter 1 - The Ethereal Senior Brother is Starving
Chapter 2 - The System Wants Me Dead, But My Juniors Want My Advice
Chapter 3 - A Heroic Sacrifice, A Spectacular Face-Plant
Chapter 4 - A Righteous Sect, A Pregnant Senior Brother
Chapter 5 - The Demonic Howl of a Full Stomach
Chapter 6 - Corporate Synergy and the Tragedy of Wilson
Chapter 7 - The Scientific Method and a Pocket Full of Poison
Chapter 8 - Liability Waivers and Unreliable Local Analytics
Chapter 9 - The Severance Package and the Chocolate Chip Anomaly
Chapter 10 - The Business Trip and the Fast-Track Promotion
Chapter 11 - The Pharmaceutical Division and the Intern Commute
Chapter 12 - Securing the Supply Chain and the Chocolate Chip Grind
Chapter 13 - Hostile Acquisitions and HR Violations
Chapter 14 - The Office Hours and the Unintentional Martyr
Chapter 15 - The PR Nightmare and the HR Director
Chapter 16 - Passing the HR Audit and the Matcha Sabbatical
Chapter 17 - Quality Control and the Trump Card
Chapter 18 - Corporate Gaslighting and the Gossiping Trough
Chapter 19 - Magical PCBs and the Load-Balancing Array
Chapter 20 - The Wikipedia Basin and the Supply Chain Crisis
Chapter 21 - The Royal Supplier and the HR Audit
Chapter 22 - The Perfect Record and the Rank 99 Heavenly Fire
Chapter 23 - The Compliant Malware and Acceptable Loss Margins
Chapter 24 - Corporate Kitchen Nightmares and the Private Consultant
Chapter 25 - The Cold-Forging Alchemy and the Frost-Vein Pill
Chapter 26 - Undetectable Quality Assurance and the Stealth Pill
Chapter 27 - The Deep Fryer Disaster and the Consultation Fee
Chapter 28 - The Golden Revenue Share and the Accidental Bio-Weapon
Chapter 29 - Hazardous Waste Disposal and the System Upgrade
Chapter 30 - The Missing Operating System and the Breakthrough
Chapter 31 - Limitless Cloud Storage and the Antivirus
Chapter 32 - The Hard Factory Reset and the Golden Core
Chapter 33 - The Mastermind Protocol and the Ultimate Misunderstanding
Chapter 34 - The Corporate Smokescreen and the Blank Stele
Chapter 35 - The Startup Founders and the Origin of HR
Chapter 36 - The Hardware Bypass and the Greedy Sapling
Chapter 37 - The Void-Sunflower OS and the Hardware Bypass
Chapter 38 - The Crystal Asteroid and the Bragging Rights
Chapter 39 - Automated Attendance and the Networking Tour
Chapter 40 - Asset Acquisition and the Hardware Restoration
Chapter 41 - Pre-Installed Applications and the Workplace Liability
Chapter 42 - The Automation Expert and the Lost KPIs
Chapter 43 - Outsourcing the Workload and the Proprietary Recipe
Chapter 44 - The Proprietary Recipe and the HR Violation
Chapter 45 - Corporate Espionage and the Formless Cloud
Chapter 46 - Geopolitical Audits and the Relocation Strategy
Chapter 47 - System Lag and the Business Trip
Chapter 48 - The Unrefusable Offer and the Empty Charity
Chapter 49 - The Efficiency of Absolute Ice and the Unseen Trap
Chapter 50 - The Anti-Gravity Exploit and the Karmic Debt
Chapter 51 - The Air Purifier and the Corporate Oversight
Chapter 52 - Supply Chain Optimization and the Unregulated Cancer
Chapter 53 - Hostile Takeover and the Art of Liquidation
Chapter 54 - Biological Logistics and the VIP Ledger
Chapter 55 - The Righteous Checkpoint and the Whistleblower Trap
Chapter 56 - The Middle-Management Purge and the PR Nightmare
Chapter 57 - The Upper Management Audit and the Tactical Retreat
Chapter 58 - The Hardware Failure and the Accidental Healthcare Provider
Chapter 59 - The Flawed Instruction Manual and the Unsolicited Merger
Chapter 60 - The Independent Contractor and the Flawed Resume
Chapter 61 - The Non-Disclosure Agreement and the Trojan Horse
Chapter 62 - The Pyramid Scheme of Death and Corrupt Regulators
Chapter 63 - The Executive Disguise and the Accidental Philanthropist
Chapter 64 - The Karmic Settlement and the Toxic Asset
Chapter 65 - The Toxic Asset and the Unorthodox Merger
Chapter 66 - The Intangible Asset and the Premium Payment
Chapter 67 - The Ancient Tang Clan and the Overprotective Aunt
Chapter 68 - The Nascent Soul Auditor and the Master’s Wingman
Chapter 69 - The Severance Package and the God-Tier Network
Chapter 70 - The Child Intern and the Master’s Urgent Retreat
Chapter 71 - The Offline Database and the Board of Directors
Chapter 72 - The Purple Calamity and the Cost of Pride
Chapter 73 - The Forced Retirement Plan and Boutique Manufacturing
Chapter 74 - Executive Overkill and the Self-Inflicted Epidemic
Chapter 75 - The Heavenly Loophole and a Short-Lived Fortune
Chapter 76 - The Forbidden Technique and the Static Predator
Chapter 77 - The Gravekeeper’s Bonus and the Extended Expiration Date
Chapter 78 - The Saint’s Misfortune and the Mirror of Truth
Chapter 79 - The Collapsing Singularity and the Tattooed Dao
Chapter 80 - The Golden Toad Raid and the Ledger of Sins
Chapter 81 - The Blood Ink Pen and the Cup of Poisoned Blood
Chapter 82 - The Lucky Star’s Delivery and the Nine-Severing Frost Pill
Chapter 83 - The Corpse-Chill Backup and the Gateway Upgrade
Chapter 84 - The Gateway Mutation and the Thick-Faced Dao
Chapter 85 - The Clear Cloud Lesson and the Bureau Elder’s Regret
Chapter 86 - The Golden Core Siphon and the Mirror’s Verdict
Chapter 87 - The Confession Elixir and the Breakthrough
Chapter 88 - The Outer Sect Visit and the Cloud Clone Training
Chapter 89 - The Accidental Body Cultivator and the Sect Competition
Chapter 90 - The First Phase and the Breath of Expensive Herbs
Chapter 91 - The Shameless Master and the Shadow Beasts’ Charge
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