After the behind-the-scenes matters were reported, it was Mr. Crouch's turn to explain the rules.
"For the third task," he began crisply, his face devoid of emotion,
"The champions' current rankings will determine the order in which they enter the maze. Their goal is the Triwizard Cup, located at the very center. Once a champion touches the Cup, the task ends. We will not provide any information about the dangers or challenges within the maze—those must be overcome with your own wits and abilities. If any champion encounters serious trouble and wishes to withdraw, they must fire red sparks into the air. Aurors and professors on patrol will arrive immediately."
"Let the task begin!"
At the sound of Crouch's declaration, Hagrid blew his whistle.
"You're first, Cohen—come on!" Hagrid called from the entrance, waving.
"Best of luck," he added in a low voice when Cohen approached. "There's an old friend inside."
"Blast-Ended Skrewt, right…" Cohen muttered, clearly resigned.
Hagrid's last surviving Skrewt had grown to the size of a baby carriage, a real nuisance for any of the other champions.
But for Cohen, it wasn't much of an issue—as long as he didn't get lost, there shouldn't be any surprises.
Upon entering the maze, Cohen found himself at a three-way fork. The towering hedges cast deep, dark shadows, and due to enchantments, there wasn't a single sound from the crowd outside.
It reminded him of Azkaban—if you removed the soul-sucking whispers of the Dementors, that is.
It almost felt... familiar. Like coming home.
The spell Point Me only told him where north was, and the Cup was somewhere in the northwest of the maze.
But for Cohen, who had an unfortunate tendency to get lost, this was just as bad as facing a dragon.
So, he did what any reasonable wizard would do: he split off a fragment of his soul to hover above him and guide him with a bird's-eye view.
It's not cheating. Just clever use of resources.
That's what stand-ins were for—obviously.
But the moment Cohen saw the tangled mess of branching paths, he suddenly had a very strong urge to drag the maze designer into a Dementor cuddle pile and beat them senseless.
Seriously?! They're just trying to drag out the viewing time, aren't they?
"Lumos," came a voice from the right—it was Harry. Cohen turned his head and spotted his friend's soul signature just on the other side of the hedge.
After planning a route, Cohen decided it would be best to meet up with Harry. No point in one of them reaching the Cup while the other lagged behind.
As for the other champions… aside from Cedric, none had even entered yet.
If things looked like they wouldn't make it in time, Cohen had a backup plan—he'd use that spell from the Goat Church to open a teleportation rift and shortcut the trip with Harry.
Better that than letting Cedric get taken to Voldemort.
Left turn, right turn, big loop, another left…
According to his soul-fragment's observations, he and Harry would meet at the next five-way intersection.
But someone—or something—was already there.
A shadowy creature stood at the fork, like a clump of upright tar. The instant it sensed Harry nearby, it morphed into a Dementor.
"Cohen?" Harry's voice came from behind the hedge.
"I'm here," Cohen called, poking his head around the corner.
"Huh? Then that's not—" Harry turned pale as he realized Cohen was on his left, while the supposed 'Dementor' was up ahead.
The creature looked at Cohen, then at Harry, and made a decision that would go down as both its best and worst ever—it lunged at Harry.
"Expecto Patronum!" Harry shouted, raising his wand.
A magnificent silver stag erupted from the tip and slammed into the fake Dementor, knocking it flat.
"Oof, that looked painful," Cohen muttered.
"Wait—it's down? But Dementors don't fall, do they?" Harry asked, alarmed.
"Why are you asking me—I mean, I guess I should know…"
Cohen trailed off.
"Ridikkulus."
With a loud pop, the Boggart turned into a wisp of smoke and vanished.
"Blimey, that gave me a fright…" Harry said, still shaken. "For a moment, I thought that was you…"
"Oi, I'm not that ugly. Every time I turn into a Dementor I at least make sure the cloak's intact. Don't want to look like some half-starved beggar," Cohen replied with a grin.
"So… together then?" Harry asked uncertainly, standing there awkwardly.
"If you want a Patronus duel, just say so—you don't have to beat around the bush," Cohen teased.
"You're the one who kept saying we're opponents during the task…" Harry laughed, clearly relieved.
"Well, I won't be putting a fishbowl over your head, then." Cohen waved casually. "Take the second left at the next fork."
"You know the way?" Harry asked, surprised.
"Not really. I just smell something familiar… like lion." Cohen sniffed the air.
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And indeed, Cohen did smell something familiar—something very much like a chimera's lion half.
And he could see, far in the distance, a creature with soul strength around fifty.
When they finally reached the spot—after numerous twists and turns—Harry inhaled sharply.
A massive creature blocked their path. It was covered in golden fur and had the body of a lion: huge paws, shaggy mane, and a tail ending in a tuft.
But its head was that of a woman.
Her almond-shaped eyes locked on their corner, as though she'd been waiting for them all along.
"A sphinx…" Harry whispered.
"You know?" Cohen blinked.
"I have read Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, you know…" Harry elbowed him lightly, clearly trying to remind Cohen this wasn't the time for jokes.
Sphinxes were dangerous. If you couldn't answer their riddle, they attacked.
"You're quite unlucky," the Sphinx said, pacing the forked path, her eyes on Cohen. "I only patrol a few of these trails."
"Then… can we go?" Harry asked, hopeful.
"Of course," she said, gaze flicking to Harry, but quickly returning to Cohen. "Answer my riddle, and I'll let you pass. If you're brave enough, I could even offer more information—say, which path is correct next. But if you answer wrong, I'll strike. Of course, you may also walk away freely, and I'll do nothing."
"What's the riddle?" Cohen asked, fearlessly.
"Cohen!" Harry hissed.
"It's fine. If it's too hard, we'll just go another way," Cohen said quietly. "And besides… she smells like lion. Might as well ask her a few things when we're done."
"Then…" Harry said carefully, "could we hear the riddle?"
Cohen remembered that in the original books, Harry's sphinx riddle had an answer of spider.
But this one seemed different.
"Very well," the Sphinx said, pleased.
"Tell me…
What dwells in hell, clever with lies?
Wears a human face, devours with greedy eyes.
What rests inside the skull you keep,
That sorts the kindred from the sheep?
And what comes after turtle, yet before gator—
A fearsome truth for any spectator?
Put them together, end to end,
And tell me—
What thing makes men fear to meet again?"
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Chapter 1 1: Cards on the Table—I’m Done Pretending, Your Dad’s a Wizard
Chapter 2 2: Dude, You… Smell So Good
Chapter 3 3: I’m Splitting Apart
Chapter 4 4: Is There Something Wrong with Letting a Dementor Use a Unicorn Hair Wand?
Chapter 5 5: The Owl "Earl"
Chapter 6 6: Holy Crap, a Talking Dementor
Chapter 7 7: The Hogwarts Express!
Chapter 8 8: The Sorting Hat - Sometimes I Really Want to Call the Police
Chapter 9 9: Time to Eat—Wait, What Are You Eating?
Chapter 10 10: A Night of the Lustful Bird
Chapter 11 11: Earl Gets Called In for a Chat
Chapter 12 12: A New Life of Mischief Begins!
Chapter 13 13: Gamp’s Law of Transfiguration
Chapter 14 14: Surely No Little Wizard’s Actually Scared of the Forbidden Forest, Right?
Chapter 15 15: A Teenage Dementor Won’t Bump Into a Noseless Freaky Old Man… Right?
Chapter 16 16: The Naturally Evil Dementor Brat Prepares to Join Voldemort’s Army
Chapter 17 17: I Took My Pants Off, and You’re Showing Me a Book?
Chapter 18 18: Damn It, So Occlumency Doesn’t Count as Magic?
Chapter 19 19: Alright, You’re Now a Master of Occlumency
Chapter 20 20: Good Brother, I’ve Never Asked You for Anything in This Lifetime
Chapter 21 21: Oh, Oh, Oh, What About the Next Day?
Chapter 22 22: You’re a Bit Too Extreme
Chapter 23 23: Homework Is Truly an Evil Invention
Chapter 24 24: Shocking: A Hogwarts Headmaster Caught Doing *This* to a Student…
Chapter 25 25: Good Kid Cohen
Chapter 26 26: A Good Kid Thinks Avada Kedavra’s Efficiency Is Too Low
Chapter 27 27: Cohen Did It Too
Chapter 28 28: There’s a Difference Between a Cat Girl and an Owl
Chapter 29 29: Birthplace Investigation Plan
Chapter 30 30: Go Find a Troll!
Chapter 31 31: Troll? You Too…
Chapter 32 32: "Heavy Dependence on Mountain Trolls"
Chapter 33 33: Heh Heh Heh, Mr. Voldemort…
Chapter 34 34: Hogwarts’ Troublemaker
Chapter 35 35: Don’t Mess Around, Harry and I Are Like Brothers
Chapter 36 36: Who Ordered the Buffet?!
Chapter 37 37: An Orphan Going to Visit Relatives Sounds Weird No Matter How You Look at It
Chapter 38 38: Oops, I Might’ve Just Knocked Out a Relative
Chapter 39 39: Every Adventure Story Should Have a Secret Basement
Chapter 40 40: Mom!!!!!
Chapter 41 41: Mommy’s Charge!
Chapter 42 42: It Doesn’t Seem That Surprising
Chapter 43 43: Just How Many Little Secrets Are You All Hiding From Me?
Chapter 44 44: Christmas Gift
Chapter 45 45: Settling In
Chapter 46 46: Oh No, It’s Poisonous Down There!
Chapter 47 47: *Psychological Perversion! Twisted Headmaster Stalks First-Year Wizard on Nighttime Wanderings*
Chapter 48 48: Sorry, I Made a Mess of the Room
Chapter 49 49: Cohen: I’ve Got an Idea
Chapter 50 50: *My Family Has a Unicorn That Drinks Butterbeer—Want to See It?*
Chapter 51 51: *To Hell with a Dementor Patronus*
Chapter 52 52: “The Happy Dementor”
Chapter 53 53: A Warm Face Against a Dementor Is Useless
Chapter 54 54: Dragon Egg
Chapter 55 55: Norbert Will Spend a Lifetime Healing Its Childhood **[He Really Loves Raising Things]**
Chapter 56 56: "The Pure Unicorn Is Your Lie"
Chapter 57 57: Thanks for the Invite, I’m in the Forbidden Forest, I’m a Unicorn
Chapter 58 58: How Does This Kid Look Anything Like a Unicorn?!
Chapter 59 59: Kitchen Fugitive
Chapter 60 60: The Grand Dragon-Raising Venture!
Chapter 61 61: Norbert Recalled a Message
Chapter 62 62: Dumbledore: No Raising Dragons in the Castle!
Chapter 63 63: Gimme! (Freeloader)
Chapter 64 64: That’s How Puppy Dragons Are
Chapter 65 65: Dumbledore’s Reminder
Chapter 66 66: Exams Are an Arms Race of Anxiety
Chapter 67 67: Can the Plan to Steal the Philosopher’s Stone Happen Before Final Exams?
Chapter 68 68: A Brief Daily Routine
Chapter 69 69: The Traitor Lies in Wait
Chapter 70 70: Voldemort! Loyalty!
Chapter 71 71: Quirrell: He’s Doing All My Work!
Chapter 72 72: Give It Up, Voldemort—It’s All Dumbledore Out There!
Chapter 73 73: Dumbledore, Don’t Do This, I’m Scared
Chapter 74 74: Time to Strike as a Purebred Dementor!
Chapter 75 75: Nicolas Flamel Definitely Can’t Say No to This
Chapter 76 76: Our Meeting Wasn’t Fate—It Was Me Scheming, Plotting, and Busting My Brain to Make It Happen
Chapter 77 77: The Legacy Two Years Later
Chapter 78 78: Summer Homework? Leave It to My Bird**
Chapter 79 79: Forbidden Forest Unicorn Herd Brutally Attacked by Mystery Assailant
Chapter 80 80: Announcement**
Chapter 81 81: Someone’s Dementor Trafficking Scheme
Chapter 82 82: Edward’s Bizarre Adventure**
Chapter 83 83: Portkey Stopover at Malfoy Manor, Thank You
Chapter 84 84: We Are Harmonious and Friendly Classmates**
Chapter 85 85: "Voldemort? He’s Kind of a Wimp"
Chapter 86 86: Going Back to Azkaban Feels Like Going Home
Chapter 87 87: The Content Little Black Cloaks
Chapter 88 88: “Heil Lord Voldemort!”
Chapter 89 89: Execute Them All!
Chapter 90 90: Twelve Years Old, But Already a Dad
Chapter 91 91: It’s Here to Join Us
Chapter 92 92: The Knight Bus
Chapter 93 93: This Time, It’s an Open and Honest Family Visit
Chapter 94 94: A One-of-a-Kind Soul
Chapter 95 95: The Boss Is Gone, So No *Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets*… Right?
Chapter 96 96: Crazy Girl Luna
Chapter 97 97: *The Quibbler*’s Real Scoop on Dementors
Chapter 98 98: Thestrals Don’t Talk, They Just Lick
Chapter 99 99: We Can’t Have Two Basilisks Wreaking Havoc, Right…?
Chapter 100 100: When Voldemort Comes Knocking
Chapter 101 101: Darn It… Little Voldy! Why Are You Hiding From Me!
Chapter 102 102
Chapter 103 103
Chapter 104 104: An Unexpected Attack
Chapter 105 105: Rat Blood
Chapter 106 106: The First Victim-Meow
Chapter 107 107: Villain Boss Infighting Is Always This Straightforward
Chapter 108 108: Now You Come Crawling to Me? Ugh, Shameless!
Chapter 109 109: You’re Not Even in Gryffindor Tower—Where’d You Go?!
Chapter 110 110: The Weird Magical Creatures
Chapter 111 111: A Giant Treasure Chest Ahead—Better Grab It with Both Hands
Chapter 112 112: Holy Crap, It’s in My Bed!
Chapter 113 113: Cohen’s About to Reach the Chamber
Chapter 114 114: Son!!!
Chapter 115 115: "Wahhh, I’ve Been Looking for You Forever, Wahhh…"
Chapter 116 116: Slytherin’s Backup Plan
Chapter 117 117: The Old Basilisk Rescue Plan
Chapter 118 118: Why Not Ask the Magical Owl?
Chapter 119 119: Dobby’s Arguing with Thin Air
Chapter 120 120: Caught in the Middle
Chapter 121 121: Tsundere’s Out of Style
Chapter 122 122: Who the Hell’s the Real Dark Lord?!
Chapter 123 123: Colin, You Little Punk, Won’t Listen, Huh?
Chapter 124 124: Your Finals Exemption Chance Is Here!
Chapter 125 125: Dumbledore Sent a Meeting Invite
Chapter 126 126: My Summer? Travel, Family, and Raising Animals—Pretty Packed!
Chapter 127 127: Nick: Regret, Just Pure Regret Back Then
Chapter 128 128: Christmas Is for Family, Little Voldy—Don’t Stir Up Trouble
Chapter 129 129: Grandma’s Here? Holy Crap, Grandma’s Here?!
Chapter 130 130: Edward, There’s a Snake Trying to Steal Your Spot
Chapter 131 131: Divination
Chapter 132 132: Where Mundungus’s Loot Ended Up
Chapter 133 133: The Great Knockturn Alley Adventure (Part 1)
Chapter 134 134: The Great Knockturn Alley Adventure (Part 2)
Chapter 135 135: Worshipping God, Satan, Merlin, Even Cthulhu—Fine, But Worshipping Cohen? What’s That About?
Chapter 136 136: Kidnapped by the Silver Key, But a Rival
Chapter 137 137: A Basilisk’s Birthday Means Gifting a Crowin’ Rooster (Not Really)
Chapter 138 138: The Thestral Searching for Its Mother**
Chapter 139 139: "This Place Is Full of Lunatics and Monsters, and Yet You Barged in Here to Tell Me I Shouldn't Mess with Your Mom?"
Chapter 140 140: Are You My Followers?
Chapter 141 141: The Stars in the Sky Stay Silent, but the Newly Hatched Basilisk Calls Out "Dad"**
Chapter 142 142: No Male Mom!
Chapter 143 143: Nightmare, Fire Dragon, Basilisk... What’s Next, Are You Planning to Raise a Chimaera?
Chapter 144 144: Hogwarts' Great Benefactor!
Chapter 145 145: Are You Going to Stay a Basement Monster Forever, or…?
Chapter 146 146: No Time to Explain!**
Chapter 147 147: It's Time to Deal a Heavy Blow to a Dear Friend**
Chapter 148 148: Let’s Fight Again!
Chapter 149 149: Dumbledore! This School Belongs to Us Now!
Chapter 150 150: Hogwarts’ Endless Disasters
Chapter 151 151: Youth Has No Price, My Son Melts in Your Mouth
Chapter 152 152: Hiss—Can We Make Peace?
Chapter 153 153: What’s This? You’re Fighting—Wait, Why’d You Stop?
Chapter 154 154: Who Cares? Aren’t We Friends with a Half-Giant Too?
Chapter 155 155: Fix My Wand, or I’ll Tell Mom You Were Just Watching Again
Chapter 156 156
Chapter 157 157: Am I Such a Failure as a Father?
Chapter 158 158: You Just Don’t Speak the Same Language, Not That You Lack Humanity
Chapter 159 159: "Family" Means "Hardly Any Human-Like Creatures in the Bunch"
Chapter 160 160: The Felix Fly Tracking Expedition
Chapter 161 161: Talk About a Small World… Want to Hit the Road with Your Buddy?**
Chapter 162 162: Guess I’m Playing the Spy Game Now
Chapter 163 163: They’re a Bit Too Cautious**
Chapter 164 164: *Little Traitor Dobby Falls into Cohen’s Clutches*
Chapter 165 165: Let’s See What the Unicorns Are Up To…**
Chapter 166 166: *Pfft! Where’s Your Dignity?*
Chapter 167 167: No Free Rides in Cohen’s Suitcase**
Chapter 168 168: *These Aren’t Food!*
Chapter 169 169: Knocking Mr. Malfoy to His Knees
Chapter 170 170: Little Harry Gets Played by Cohen
Chapter 171 171: Grandma’s Got Property, So Grandpa’s Just a Freeloader!
Chapter 172 172: The Murder Case in the Old Town! (*Conan Voice*)
Chapter 173 173: Who Keeps a Diary These Days, Anyway?
Chapter 174 174: The Prophecy and Misunderstanding of the Horned Water Serpent
Chapter 175 175: Magic Kitty! Steady as Can Be!
Chapter 176 176: The Three-Headed Monster Friend According to a Certain Chatty Little Cat
Chapter 177 177: Tom and Jerry
Chapter 178 178: It’s Drooling… That’s Gonna Be a Bit Tricky to Handle
Chapter 179 179: Don’t Be Too Evil…
Chapter 180 180: If You Don’t Know the Culprit, Why Not Suspect the Mayor?
Chapter 181 181: A Midnight Raid on the Mayor’s House—Caught Peeking at *This* from the Closet…
Chapter 182 182: “Su… Surprise?”
Chapter 183 183: Don’t Look Back, Boss Meow
Chapter 184 184: You’re a “Fifth-Year Senior” Too?
Chapter 185 185: “This Is Called Magic Redistribution!”
Chapter 186 186: The Dumb Lion, the Tsundere Snake, and the Wise Old Goat
Chapter 187 187: Master Criminal Cohen
Chapter 188 188: The Fly Chaser
Chapter 189 189: I’ve Been Dying to Try This Move!
Chapter 190 190: Newt Will Be Thrilled
Chapter 191 191: What Does Someone Breaking Out of Azkaban Have to Do with Me?
Chapter 192 192: Mr. Flondo Invades Earth
Chapter 193 193: #Sirius Black’s Night Raid on a Suspicious Creature Possibly Threatening His Godson#
Chapter 194 194: Mop Covered in Crap—Well Played
Chapter 195 195: If I’d Known Even Dementors Would…
Chapter 196 196: *“Kid, Don’t Starve Yourself—Eat Up When You Can”*
Chapter 197 197: Werewolves and Dementors—Let’s Not Judge Each Other
Chapter 198 198: You're Not Allowed to Send Students Here as a Snack!
Chapter 199 199: Cohen is the Real Divination Whiz!
Chapter 200 200: Visions of Prophecy
Chapter 201 201: Buckbeak's Sudden Attack**
Chapter 202 202: "Anyone with Half a Brain Wouldn't Want to Study Knarls and Pass Up a Chimera"
Chapter 203 203: Same Task Rewards? I'll Take Two!**
Chapter 204 204: The Boggart with a Strong Survival Instinct Finally Finds "What Cohen Fears"
Chapter 205 205: Shocking! The Savior Actually Made Out With a Dementor!**
Chapter 206 206: Walking the Dog? That's It?
Chapter 207 207 - Eek!
Chapter 208 208: Why Aren't You Talking? Don't You Like It?
Chapter 209 209: Little Voldy Contacted Me, Plans Have Changed
Chapter 210 210: Harry Potter's Blood... Can't You Forget About Him, Little Voldy? Aren't I Enough?!
Chapter 211 211: High-Quality Counterfeit Spell! Little Voldy!
Chapter 212 212: Cohen's Grand Plan
Chapter 213 213 Still eating? Black's gonna getcha!
Chapter 214 214: Aragog and the Chimera, Take Your Pick
Chapter 215 215 What kind of person takes time off every full moon?
Chapter 216 216: Causing Trouble and Bringing the Kids Along, Thanks a Lot, You Guys
Chapter 217 217 Dumbledore's Concerns
Chapter 218 218: Knock-Off Patronus, Old Dumbledore!
Chapter 219 219: See? Getting all worked up again
Chapter 220 220: It's All Your Fault, You Scared Peter Pettigrew Off! (Pointing Fingers)
Chapter 221 221: What's this "sudden onset of the 'I'm too weak to work' syndrome"?
Chapter 222 222: Hehe, I Want to Live
Chapter 223 223: Fudge: You all need to keep a closer eye on that Cohen…
Chapter 224 224: Cohen the Greatly Filial Son
Chapter 225 225: What Use is Edward at Home Anyway?
Chapter 226 226: What About Me? What About Me? Where's My Christmas Present?
Chapter 227 227: A Houseful of Hungry Mouths
Chapter 228 228: Christmas Night "Fright"
Chapter 229 229: How Did New Christmas Presents Sneak In Again?
Chapter 230 230: Angry Sithrak
Chapter 231 231: The Solution
Chapter 232 232: Surveillance? Counter-Surveillance!
Chapter 233 233: Rice Krispies for the Big Guy (Found You)
Chapter 234 234: Other People Kiss the Boss's Robes as a Formality, But You're Using Your Tongue?!
Chapter 235 235: Self-Fulfilling Paradox
Chapter 236 236: This is Even Worse Than Going to Azkaban
Chapter 237 237: Panicked Old Crouch
Chapter 238 238: Barty Crouch Sr., That Peach-Stealing Mastermind
Chapter 239 239: Nicolas Flamel's Wonderful Workshop
Chapter 240 240: Retain Humanity, Retain Yourself
Chapter 241 241: The Bottle of Hermes
Chapter 242 242: It's Love, It's Love, Right?! (Madness)
Chapter 243 243: Back to School
Chapter 244 244: list novel inpatreon
Chapter 245 244: Let's Get a Hogwarts Old-Timer to Think of a Solution
Chapter 246 245: Cohen Refuses to Become a Patronus Charm Training Dummy
Chapter 247 246: Voldemort: Ha! Found Cohen's Weakness!
Chapter 248 247: What to do if I suspect my roommate wants to murder me to guarantee my postgraduate admission? Urgent, waiting online.
Chapter 249 248: Cohen's Layer Upon Layer Upon Layer Upon Layer of Scheme!
Chapter 250 249: Seriously? You're Going to Use a Patronus Charm Against Me?
Chapter 251 250: I'm Laying My Cards on the Table - I'm a Dementor, the Kind That Eats Your Soul
Chapter 252 251: A Necessary Assumption: No Rules Broken Here
Chapter 253 252: One Must Imagine Fudge is Clever... **
Chapter 254 253: The Prophecy Hits the Mark Precisely
Chapter 255 254: Didn't I Tell You Dementors Were Unreliable?
Chapter 256 255: Get Out! Or I'll... I'll Take Off My Robes!
Chapter 257 256: Alchemists Can Make Anything Except Gold
Chapter 258 257: Turning Human is Worse Than Being a Toilet
Chapter 259 258: Between You and Me, I'll Just Sort Out a Body for You
Chapter 260 259: Mr. Flurrendo's Intelligence
Chapter 261 260: Life is About Wasting Lots and Lots of Time
Chapter 262 261: The Normal Magic and Dark Magic in This Body Perfectly Cancel Each Other Out
Chapter 263 262: Voldemort Posing as Voldemort
Chapter 264 263: Hissokoh Gets His Wish
Chapter 265 - 264: Pure Strength!
Chapter 266 - 265: The Lakeside Inn, The Man with the Animal Head, The Unsolved Mystery… It's You!
Chapter 267 - 266: "Give Me Some Money. Remember, 'Give,' Not 'Lend.' I'm Not That Easy to Deal With."
Chapter 268 267: The Boat's Gone Down, The Island's Sealed Off, Now It's Werewolf Time—
Chapter 269 - 268 – Little Detectives, Mind Your Own Business...
Chapter 270 - 269: The Werewolf Game Begins!
Chapter 271 - 270: The Time-Turner (vote?)
Chapter 272 - 271 – A Close-Up View of “Mr. Crow’s Special Services” (Note: Some content in this chapter may be sensitive. Please read at your discretion.)
Chapter 273 - 272: Another Cohen
Chapter 274 - 273 - Birds of a Feather
Chapter 275 - 274: If the Real Deal Could Be So Easily Replaced by a Knockoff, Then What’s the Point of Having the Real Deal?
Chapter 276 275: Edward: You're Luring My Son into a Cult?
Chapter 277 - 276: Four! And All From My House!
Chapter 278 - 277: Guess Why the Acromantula Is So Obedient?
Chapter 279 - 278: Does Anyone In This Family Actually Like Watching the Quidditch World Cup?
Chapter 280 279: “Isn’t Anyone a Little Freaked Out by the Ministry?”
Chapter 281 - 280 – What's This? Slytherin’s Locket? Gotta Take a Bite First
Chapter 282 - 281: Heartbroken Oni-chan
Chapter 283 282: Thanks, Voldemort, for the Construction Crew—
Chapter 284 - 283: Talking to the Dead (Cohen's Kindness Version)
Chapter 285 - 284: Attacking Muggles? How about a Big Job – Like Attacking the Minister for Magic?
Chapter 286 - 285: The Silver Key, Your Master Wants to Cause Trouble Now, Surely You'll Join In, Right?
Chapter 287 - 286: The Loyalty Charm? The Secret-Keeper is...
Chapter 288 - 287: "Boss, Shall We Make Our Move Now?"
Chapter 289 288: I Don’t Have Time for Nonsense
Chapter 290 - 289: I Never Enjoyed Being an Evil God
Chapter 291 290: Restoring Azkaban’s Glory, Our Duty Calls!
Chapter 292 - 291: Crouch's Ambitions Are Plain for All to See
Chapter 293 - 292: Mad-Eye’s Late-Night Invitation**
Chapter 294 - 293: “The Honest, Kind, Friendly, and Never-Harmful Little Dementor”
Chapter 295 - 294: If You Don't Even Dare to Get Detention, What Right Do You Have to Call Yourself a Gryffindor? (doge)
Chapter 296 - 295: Little Basilisk: I thought it was a speed bump
Chapter 297 296: This is Hard to Explain Because I'm a Dementor
Chapter 298 297: Where on earth did this baseless competitiveness between schools come from?
Chapter 299 298: You Can’t Blame Every Magical Creature’s Panic on Me…
Chapter 300 - 299: A Girlfriend or Krum?
Chapter 301 - 300: The Goblet of Fire
Chapter 302 - 301: Whining Again? Want a Dementor’s Kiss with That?
Chapter 303 - 302: The More Dramatic the Reaction, the More Uncertain the Heart
Chapter 304 - 303 – Dumbledore’s Position
Chapter 305 304: Isn't It Written There? Cohn Represents Azkaban
Chapter 306 305: Fudge: How Am I Supposed to Play When Everyone's the Enemy?
Chapter 307 306: Ron’s Little Mood
Chapter 308 - 307: Dangerous Bloodline
Chapter 309 - 308: Bottled Emotions and Mick's Help
Chapter 310 309 – Edward Is Growing Wildly in a Carefree Direction
Chapter 311 310: An Interview? Then You’ve Picked the Right Person
Chapter 312 311: Are You Trying to Destroy the Triwizard Tournament?!
Chapter 313 312: “I Don’t Want My Wand to Work for Just Anyone”
Chapter 314 313: How Rumors Keep Getting More and More Absurd
Chapter 315 - 314: What Do You Mean Herbert, Edward, and Rose Are All Coming to Watch the Match?!
Chapter 316 - 315: The Flying Box Carrying the Chimaera Beast!
Chapter 317 - 316 – Is Being Tsundere a Common Trait Among Friends?
Chapter 318 - 317: The Egg-Stealing Plan
Chapter 319 - 318 — A Father, a Father, a Mother, and a Very Jealous Reunion
Chapter 320 - 319: A Movie Meant for Three
Chapter 321 - 320: Just How Many Creatures Have You Two Been Hiding From Me?!
Chapter 322 321 – Cohen’s Trunk
Chapter 323 - 322 – What Kind of Look Was That at My Wife?!
Chapter 324 - 323: The Final Whisper
Chapter 325 - 324 – Pre-Tournament Preparations
Chapter 326 - 325 – Some People, You Just Know Right Away You’ll Have to Kill
Chapter 327 - 326: Damn It, My She-Dragon Can't Be a Lesbian!
Chapter 328 - 327: "You Only Said the Champions Had to Face Dragons—You Never Mentioned the Consequences if They Disappeared!"
Chapter 329 328 – The Disgusting Toad Woman
Chapter 330 329 – Karkaroff’s Problem
Chapter 331 - 330: What?! Your Mom?
Chapter 332 - 331 – A Challenge for a Dance Partner? Well, There Are Plenty of Options
Chapter 333 - 332 – Not Afraid of a Struggling Mate, Just Afraid He Drives a Land Rover
Chapter 334 - 333: Cohen’s Dance Partner Selection Contest
Chapter 335 - 334: Oh My God, Lord Cohen
Chapter 336 335: Ten Years of Cold, Blood-Burning Boy-Mother
Chapter 337 336 – All Poets in Disguise!
Chapter 338 337: Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse
Chapter 339 338: The Stench of Love Is Everywhere
Chapter 340 - 339: I Refuse This Marriage!
Chapter 341 - 340: Life Is Just Slapping Yourself Over and Over Without Learning the Lesson
Chapter 342 - 341: The Legend of the Quickest Crasher
Chapter 343 - 342: This Is What Happens When You Get Too Immersed
Chapter 344 - 343: The Bug-type Pokémon Master
Chapter 345 344: Another Batch of Believers
Chapter 346 345: Night Raid on the Skeeter House
Chapter 347 346 – Infighting is Almost as Important as Mating to Humans
Chapter 348 - 347 “Love’s Growing Pains”
Chapter 349 348: I'm Here to End This Absurd Romance
Chapter 350 - 349: Water Breathing III—Just for You
Chapter 351 - 350 – Fate Loves to Deceive, So the Wise Always Sneer at It
Chapter 352 - 351: Humanity Has Returned — Still Not Quite Human, But At Least It's Something
Chapter 353 - 352 – Cohen’s Treasure
Chapter 354 353: The Peculiar Giant Squid
Chapter 355 - 354: Edward’s Bizarre Adventure (Underwater Edition)
Chapter 356 - 355: “The Escaped Sea Serpent Grandpa from Greece”
Chapter 357 - 356: Some Things Are Only Missed When They're Gone
Chapter 358 - 357: Not Even the Dementors from Azkaban Came to Cheer for Me (Annoyed)
Chapter 359 358: Relatives in Name Only
Chapter 360 - 359 – Sneaking Into Poseidon's Temple to Steal His Offerings Like a Maniac
Chapter 361 360: Strange Students
Chapter 362 361: Herbert's Second Trial
Chapter 363 - 362: “Scoundrel Cohen Actually Did That to a Girl?!”
Chapter 364 - 363
Chapter 365 - 364 – Greek Mashup
Chapter 366 - 365: Not a Revenge Mission
Chapter 367 366: “The Top Incubus of the Magical Creatures World”
Chapter 368 367: Breaking Tiles at Three, Calling Strangers "Mum" at Five
Chapter 369 - 368: The Eve of the Final Task
Chapter 370 - 369: Late Arrivals
Chapter 371 - 370: A Prophecy Fulfilled Ahead of Time
Chapter 372 - 371: Cohen’s Brilliant Little Lecture
Chapter 373 - 372: The Third Task
Chapter 374 - 373 – Even Dementors Would Be Confounded
Chapter 375 - 374 – That Day’s Cohen, Cohen Wakes Up
Chapter 376 - 375: The Trophy, the Trap, and the Mysteriously Hopeful Silver Key
Chapter 377 - 376 – Instantly Devoured!
Chapter 378 - 377: Dumbledore's Scapegoat-in-Training
Chapter 379 - 378: A Glance at Newt
Chapter 380 - 379: "So Excited to Play House I Started Humming"
Chapter 381 - 380: You Go to France to Woo Women, I Go to Greece for Dirty Work—We’ve All Got Bright Futures
Chapter 382 - 381: The End of a Clichéd Love Triangle
Chapter 383 - 382: Strength-Obsessed Cohen
Chapter 384 383: The Bitterness of Life
Chapter 385 384: The Weasley Twins’ New Investor
Chapter 386 385: Super Dementor Doesn’t Believe in Airplanes
Chapter 387 386: A Depressed Snake Just Needs a Few Cups
Chapter 388 387: Can You Call My Name When You Bite Someone? I Want to Feel Involved
Chapter 389 389: Wait, You Mean This Horned Water Snake?
Chapter 390 390: Old Geezer, Your Brain’s the Slowest!
Chapter 391: The Wizard Who First Caught Grindelwald
Chapter 392: Twice, Huh, Twice
Chapter 393 392: Twice, Huh, Twice
Chapter 394 393: The Guard Who Only Stops Wizards
Chapter 395 394: "So You're the Kid Spreading Rumors I Died, Huh?"
Chapter 396 395: “Do You Have a Grandkid Like This?”
Chapter 397 396: Take It Up with My Giant Beast
Chapter 398 397: “A Bit Gruesome, But Ultimately a Just Revenge”
Chapter 399 398: The Griffin Couldn’t Hold Back
Chapter 400 399: “Doro’s Tragic Little Story Time”
Chapter 401 400: "Dementors Taking Over the Dementor Nest"
Chapter 402 401: Retired Hero Harassed by a Fifteen-Year-Old Bully
Chapter 403 402: Who’s Been Left Out by the Order of the Phoenix? It’s So Hard to Guess
Chapter 404 - 403: Are You That Skilled at Handling Corpses Too?
Chapter 405 - 404: The Order of the Phoenix
Chapter 406 405: Not Found
Chapter 407 406: The Golden Ram
Chapter 408 407: Felix Felicis
Chapter 409 - 408: Accidentally Blowing Up the Ministry During a War Is Pretty Normal
Chapter 410 - 409: Fudge Is Too Far Gone in His Own Delusions
Chapter 411 - 410: The Boy Who Lived
Chapter 412 - 411: 'If I don't help her, who will?'"
Chapter 413 412
Chapter 414 413: The Long-Awaited Badge
Chapter 415 414 Back to Hogwarts (Non-Horror Version)
Chapter 416 415: "Absent? The Wizarding World Doesn't Have Surveillance, You Know."
Chapter 417 - 416: Little Phrick
Chapter 418 - 417: The Pink Toady Woman
Chapter 419 - 418: Strictly Speaking, a Student of Your Calibre...
Chapter 420 - 419: Return to School (Horror Edition)
Chapter 421 - 420: Mad Dog
Chapter 422 - 421: Surely Mentally Unstable People Can't Be Professors, Can They?
Chapter 423 - 422: In Cohen's Name
Chapter 424 423: It's Perfectly Normal to Develop a New Pen Pal
Chapter 425 424: Helping You Smash Their Wedding Car Axle
Chapter 426 - 425: The Urgent Business of Online Socializing: A Five-Character God-Tier Nickname
Chapter 427 - 426: The Bombshell News Brought by Cohen
Chapter 428 427: I Don't Feel Like This Task Is Very Evil"
Chapter 429 428: Passing on the Magic
Chapter 430 429: The Little Toad Thinks She's Safe With a Witness?
Chapter 431 - 430: You Just Said... You Had Something on Mr. Crouch, Didn't You?
Chapter 432 431: "You can't do this to me!"
Chapter 433 - 432: Senior Undersecretary Suspected of Being a Hybrid Creature Disguised as a Wizard and Attacking Students
Chapter 434 - 433: The Unspeakables
Chapter 435 434: Reporters at the Public Lesson
Chapter 436 435: The Monster in the Classroom
Chapter 437 - 436: Why'd You Have to Go and Provoke Him?
Chapter 438 - 437: Umbridge's Bizarre Pigpen Adventure
Chapter 439 - 438: This Thing Requires Too Much Talent for Humans, but It's Just Right for a Dementor
Chapter 440 - 439: This Means I Don't Have to Do Defence Against the Dark Arts Homework All Term!
Chapter 441 - 440: "Oh, little Cohen, your dad loves you very much"
Chapter 442 - 441: "You Don't Have to Call Me Mr. Norton, Professor"
Chapter 443 - 442: Innocent Cohen (Internet Dating Version)
Chapter 444 - 443: I Know the Exams are Getting Closer, But Professor Norton's Club is Too Fun!
Chapter 445 - 444: This Title Needs to Have a Very Cruel Plot
Chapter 446 - 445: "You Should Eat When You Can"
Chapter 447 - 446: Are You Going to Learn the Patronus Charm Right in Front of a Dementor's Dad?
Chapter 448 - 447: The Patronus Charm
Chapter 449 - 448: Your Mouths Kiss Others, It's Absolutely Terrifying!
Chapter 450 449: Moral Blackmail? Dementors Have No Morals
Chapter 451 450: No One Can Refuse an Otherworldly Adventure
Chapter 452 451: The Alchemist Can Create Anything but Gold - 2.0
Chapter 453 452: A Big Commotion at Christmas
Chapter 454 - 453: "I'll Bite You All to Death, AHHH!"
Chapter 455 - 454: So Say Geronimo
Chapter 456 - 455: To Tame Someone, You Must Risk Getting Hurt
Chapter 457 456: Disloyalty to the Silver Key is the Greatest Loyalty to Cohen (Apparently)
Chapter 458 457: "Bugger, a Poof"
Chapter 459 - 458: "You're awake! Congratulations, you're now a lovely young lady."
Chapter 460 - 459: The Revealing of Cohen's True Self
Chapter 461 460: Who Let That Dementor into Hogwarts?
Chapter 462 461: Dementors are Indeed Very Dangerous
Chapter 463 - 462: But the Minister's Son is Different
Chapter 464 - 463: Which of My Mates Sent Me a Brain?
Chapter 465 - 464: "The Brain-Saving Initiative"
Chapter 466 - 465: If I Don't Like the Side, I'll Just Switch
Chapter 467 - 466: Who Turned Voldemort into This?!
Chapter 468 - 467: We Must Stop Voldemort from Taking a Bath at the Ministry of Magic (Probably)
Chapter 469 - 468: "My Terrorist Activities and My Minister Father"
Chapter 470 469: Beyond the Veil
Chapter 471 470: A Greater Darkness