Harry Potter: Don't Touch the Badger's Plants
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Synopsis
A storm of rumors surrounds Evans Kahn, the enigmatic new professor at Hogwarts whose power over magical creatures borders on the miraculous. Is he the first Dark Lord(Grindelwald) reborn? A secret weapon cultivated by Albus Dumbledore? His every move is watched with a mixture of fear and awe by students and staff alike, from his earth-shattering magical demonstrations to his unsettlingly deep understanding of the castle's most powerful figures.
At his Wizengamot inauguration, when confronted with these whispers, Evans's denial is sharp. "Pure slander!" he declares, though an amused glint in his eye belies the pure indignation.
"Dark Lord? White Lord? Such titles are far too ominous," he counters. "If a title must be given, I would much prefer the 'Beast King'."
But the wizarding world, ever prone to sensationalism, hears only what it wants. The next day, headlines proclaim not a denial, but a rebranding: the fearsome third-generation Dark Lord has chosen a new moniker.
A bewildered Evans Kahn is left to wonder, "Wait... when did I ever admit to that?"
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Chapter Directory
300 ChaptersChapters 1 - 100
Chapter 1: The Keeper of Creatures
Chapter 2: Homecoming and a Favor
Chapter 3: The Headmaster's Secret
Chapter 4: The Forbidden Forest
Chapter 5: The First Day of School
Chapter 6: The Guardian of the Lake
Chapter 7: Familiar Faces and First Impressions
Chapter 8: The Glory of Slytherin
Chapter 9: The Bat in Question
Chapter 10: The Scholar and the Scheme
Chapter 11: Weather Forecast
Chapter 12: A Demonstration of Power
Chapter 13: The Terrifying Broomstick
Chapter 14: Flying Talent
Chapter 15: The Unicorn and Buckbeak
Chapter 16: The Centaur's Prophecy
Chapter 17: Midnight Horror
Chapter 18: The Mark
Chapter 19: Potions Survival Guide
Chapter 20: The Snape Stratagem
Chapter 21: No Loud Noises in the Library
Chapter 22: A Calculated Risk
Chapter 23: Stomping Charm
Chapter 24: Friends
Chapter 25: The Bull's Might Potion
Chapter 26: A Good Start
Chapter 27: Halloween
Chapter 28: Earthquake
Chapter 29: Collusion
Chapter 30: The Plague Maniac
Chapter 31: Fishing Night Terror
Chapter 32: The Little Cape
Chapter 33: Illegal Floo Network
Chapter 34: Return
Chapter 35: A Dark Accusation
Chapter 36: Kindred spirit
Chapter 37: A Grand Cause
Chapter 38: The Abilities of the Lethifold
Chapter 39: The Master of Food
Chapter 40: Carl, Who Loves to Eat Brains
Chapter 41: Eavesdropping in the Washroom
Chapter 42: Gifts
Chapter 43: Drowning Curse
Chapter 44: Don't Let It Die
Chapter 45: The Mirror of Erised
Chapter 46: The Bellance Family
Chapter 47: Organization and Preparation
Chapter 48: A Segment of History
Chapter 49: Stop Chanting
Chapter 50: What a Cold-Hearted Age
Chapter 51: The Wand-Making Girl
Chapter 52: I Know the Way!
Chapter 53: Where the Hell Did You Bring Me?
Chapter 54: The Commotion Might Be a Bit Loud, Please Don't Mind
Chapter 55: The Forbidden Zone Exploded!
Chapter 56: Saint
Chapter 57: Do Me a Favor
Chapter 58 - 58/59: Where Is Your God?
Chapter 59 - 60: A Friend in Danger
Chapter 60 - 61: This is the Forbidden Forest
Chapter 61 - 62: That Day, the Slytherins Finally Remembered the Fear of Being Dominated by Him
Chapter 62 - 63: Next Time, I Will Definitely Kill Him
Chapter 63 - 64: Did Snape Kill Quirrell?
Chapter 64 - 65: Still Studying Seriously After Class? You!
Chapter 65 - 66: Snape, the Mass Murderer
Chapter 66 - 67: The Ministry of Magic Arrives
Chapter 67 - 68: Umbridge
Chapter 68 - 69: Flash
Chapter 69 - 70: Head of House, You're So Great!
Chapter 70 - 71: Hello, is this Ms. Rita Skeeter living at 404 Whimpering East Road?
Chapter 71 - 72: Studying Journalism
Chapter 72 - 73: 'That Person' Definitely Won't Come Back!
Chapter 73 - 74: The Shadow Outside the Stadium
Chapter 74 - 75: It's Time for the Old Things of the Past Era to Step Down
Chapter 75 - 76: Shocking! The White Wizard Won't Even Spare 90-Year-Old Ladies?
Chapter 76 - 77: Three Little Kittens
Chapter 77 - 78: Did You Get a Dragon Egg?
Chapter 78 - 79: How Have Hogwarts Students Become So Timid?
Chapter 79 - 80: Combat Training
Chapter 80 - 81: I'll Go Fishing for You
Chapter 81 - 82: Team Combat
Chapter 82 - 83: The Ancestors' Tactics
Chapter 83 - 84: Dragon Hatching
Chapter 84 - 85: This Should Be a Girl
Chapter 85 - 86: The Ministry of Magic
Chapter 86 - 87: The Philosopher's Stone Is Already in His Grasp!
Chapter 87 - 88: Professor Kahn's Puzzle
Chapter 88 - 89: Sphinx, Finx, and Ks
Chapter 89 - 90: These Brain Games Are So Disgusting
Chapter 90 - 91: Hogwarts First-Year Curriculum: Facing Voldemort
Chapter 91 - 92: I'm Gradually Understanding Everything...
Chapter 92 - 93: Could It Really Be Such a Difficult Problem as 1+1... Huh?
Chapter 93 - 94: Where Do You Think You're Going?
Chapter 94 - 95: Want to Take a Trip to France?
Chapter 95 - 96: Public Lecture
Chapter 96 - 97: Final Exams
Chapter 97 - 98: Is Your Rock Cake Fit for Human Consumption?
Chapter 98 - 99: Am I Even Human?
Chapter 99 - 100: O.W.L.
Chapter 100 - 101: This Hogwarts Reeks of Corruption
Chapters 101 - 200
Chapter 101 - 102: Dumbledore's Personal Private Detective
Chapter 102 - 103: Big Fish
Chapter 103 - 104: Clean Up Your Own Dark Lord
Chapter 104 - 105: Hello, I'm Called Sothea
Chapter 105 - 106: Setting Mountain Fires Means Life in Prison
Chapter 106 - 107: Malfoy Manor
Chapter 107 - 108: The Scabbard
Chapter 108 - 109: Lonely Harry
Chapter 109 - 110: Senior, You're Quite Good at Dark Humor
Chapter 110 - 111: So This Is Where You Are?
Chapter 111 - 112: Magical Creature Classification
Chapter 112 - 113: Stupefy
Chapter 113 - 114: Regarding Magical Creature Crossbreeding
Chapter 114 - 115: Let's Raid!
Chapter 115 - 116: Are the Germans Attacking?
Chapter 116 - 117: Magical Cat
Chapter 117 - 118: Knockturn Alley
Chapter 118 - 119: Tom: Do You Crave Power... What Do You Mean You Crave Learning?
Chapter 119 - 120: The Perfect Study Companion
Chapter 120 - 121: Snape: Heh, My Brain Must Be Broken Recently
Chapter 121 - 122: The Grey Lady
Chapter 122 - 123: This Place Is Very Safe, Nothing Can Hurt You... BANG!
Chapter 123 - 124: What's Wrong with This Lethifold?
Chapter 124 - 125: Last-Minute Boarding
Chapter 125 - 126: Lockhart
Chapter 126 - 127: Tom: Such Strong Vigilance, Truly Worthy of Being Our Slytherin Student
Chapter 127 - 128: The Magical Creatures Club Invitation
Chapter 128 - 129: A Terrible Defence Against the Dark Arts Class
Chapter 129 - 130: Little Lethifold's Transformation
Chapter 130 - 131: The Noble Malfoy Family
Chapter 131 - 132: The Pixie's Favour
Chapter 132 - 133: If I Could Have a Moment—Let Me Tell You About Our Cat Kingdom!
Chapter 133 - 134: The Cat Castle
Chapter 134 - 135: Did You Dig Up Someone's Grave?
Chapter 135 - 136: Owl Post
Chapter 136 - 137: The Assessment Begins
Chapter 137 - 138: The Story NPC Is Asleep!
Chapter 138 - 139: Seal Fragment
Chapter 139 - 140: Why Does He Feel Like Someone's Missing?
Chapter 140 - 141: Professor Kahn's Puzzle Is Hidden Way Too Deep, Isn't It?
Chapter 141 - 142: Did Those Two Go Grave-Digging?
Chapter 142 - 143: Helga Hufflepuff
Chapter 143 - 144: Riddlers Really Deserve to Die!
Chapter 144 - 145: Monster Capture Plan
Chapter 145 - 146: Jailbreak
Chapter 146 - 147: Challenge to Cedric
Chapter 147 - 148: Hufflepuff's Legacy... Recipes?
Chapter 148 - 149: Gathering the Fragments
Chapter 149 - 150: Piertotum Locomotor
Chapter 150 - 151: Assessment Complete, Everyone Passes
Chapter 151 - 152: The Voice Appears Again
Chapter 152 - 153: Parseltongue
Chapter 153 - 154: The Strange Auditor
Chapter 154 - 155: Crumple-Horned Snorkack? What the Heck?
Chapter 155 - 156: Riding a Dragon
Chapter 156 - 157: Hissing?
Chapter 157 - 158: Little Chimaera
Chapter 158 - 159: Old Acquaintances
Chapter 159 - 160: Unknown Curse
Chapter 160 - 161: Dumbledore's Message
Chapter 161 - 162: It's Going to Kill
Chapter 162 - 163: Tear Down the School and the Problem Will Naturally Be Solved
Chapter 163 - 164: First Meeting
Chapter 164 - 165: The Bloody Baron
Chapter 165 - 166: Literal Ghost Wails and Wolf Howls
Chapter 166 - 167: Room of Requirement
Chapter 167 - 168: Good News
Chapter 168 - 169: Call for Help
Chapter 169 - 170: Did Lockhart Blow Up the Bathroom?
Chapter 170 - 171: Hagrid's Inspiration
Chapter 171 - 172: The Diadem of Despair
Chapter 172 - 173: Parseltongue
Chapter 173 - 174: Duelling Club
Chapter 174 - 175: Take This, Professor Lockhart
Chapter 175 - 176: Reducto
Chapter 176 - 177: Deep Night Explosion
Chapter 177 - 178: Dobby's Warning
Chapter 178 - 179: Kill Them All!
Chapter 179 - 180: Exploring the Forbidden Forest
Chapter 180 - 181: The Magic-Using Two-Headed Troll
Chapter 181 - 182: Making Big Money
Chapter 182 - 183: Chaos Plan
Chapter 183 - 184: Infiltrating the Camp
Chapter 184 - 185: Fireworks Are Also a Type of Flame
Chapter 185 - 186: The Scent of Their Own Kind
Chapter 186 - 187: Sorry, Couldn't Hold Back
Chapter 187 - 188: Interrogation Genius
Chapter 188 - 189: Demiguise
Chapter 189 - 190: The Mysterious Great Lake
Chapter 190 - 191: Dumbledore's Personal Disciple
Chapter 191 - 192: Something Happened
Chapter 192 - 193: The Second Petrification
Chapter 193 - 194: Anti-Basilisk Lenses
Chapter 194 - 195: Since Things Have Come to This, Let's Eat First
Chapter 195 - 196: Deep Night Castle
Chapter 196 - 197: Strange Manuscript
Chapter 197 - 199: Fire Salamander Tail Braised Cabbage with Spices
Chapter 198 - 200: Hufflepuff's Glowing Cuisine
Chapter 199 - 201: For Instance, Let's Chat About Your Magical Notebook
Chapter 200 - 202: Wampus Cat
Chapters 201 - 300
Chapter 201 - 203: The Legendary Curse Master
Chapter 202 - 204: Hagrid's Research
Chapter 203 - 205: Breaking the Curse
Chapter 204 - 206: The Ritual
Chapter 205 - 207: Has Hagrid Started Making Bombs?
Chapter 206 - 208: Nature
Chapter 207 - 209: Dumbledore's Evil Plan
Chapter 208 - 210: Living Transmutation
Chapter 209 - 211: The Voice in His Head
Chapter 210 - 212: Time to Create Some Chaos
Chapter 211 - 213: The Spectre's Abilities
Chapter 212 - 214: Peeves
Chapter 213 - 215: The Real Umbridge
Chapter 214 - 216: Evans's Interrogation Tutorial
Chapter 215 - 217: Harry's Identity
Chapter 216 - 218: Penelope Clearwater
Chapter 217 - 219: Has the Basilisk Gone Mad?
Chapter 218 - 220: The Real Culprit Behind the Chamber Incident
Chapter 219 - 221: Crucio
Chapter 220 - 222: Can I Trust You?
Chapter 221 - 223: Wait a Moment
Chapter 222 - 224: Do You Know Who I Am
Chapter 223 - 225: Poor Snake
Chapter 224 - 226: What Just Fell Out?
Chapter 225 - 227: I Need You
Chapter 226 - 228: Familiar Eyes
Chapter 227 - 229: It's More Fun to Adventure with Good Friends
Chapter 228 - 230: He's Going to Stay in Azkaban for Life
Chapter 229 - 231: The Basilisk's Little Wish
Chapter 230 - 232: Kingsley Hidden in Darkness
Chapter 231 - 233: The Dust Cloud Gambit
Chapter 232 - 234: The Basilisk's Egg
Chapter 233 - 235: Fiendfyre
Chapter 234 - 236: I Want to See Dumbledore!
Chapter 235 - CHAPTER 237: LOCKHART'S ARREST
Chapter 236 - CHAPTER 238: CHRISTMAS PLANS
Chapter 237 - 239: Inviting Nicolas Flamel
Chapter 238 - 240: Need to Contact Senior Kahn
Chapter 239 - 241: The Evil Wizard Who Boils Children
Chapter 240 - 242: Bill's Owl
Chapter 241 - 243: Substitute Professor
Chapter 242 - 244: Egypt's Terrifying Shadow
Chapter 243 - 245: Griffin
Chapter 244 - 246: Who's Spreading Rumors?
Chapter 245 - 247: Egyptian Friends
Chapter 246 - 248: The Dark Wizard King
Chapter 247 - 249: He Shall Return
Chapter 248 - 250: Entering the Pyramid
Chapter 249 - 251: The Giant Claw in the Ceiling
Chapter 250 - 252: The Peculiar Black Mist
Chapter 251 253: Should We Just Leave First?
Chapter 252 254: Time to Get to Work!
Chapter 253 255: Returning to the Pyramid
Chapter 254 256: The Mural
Chapter 255 257: Am I Right?
Chapter 256 258: You Are Not Him
Chapter 257 259: Is That All?
Chapter 258 260: Shall We Talk?
Chapter 259 261: Evans the Demolitions Genius
Chapter 260 262: The Portrait in the Slytherin Common Room
Chapter 261 263: How Should We Handle It?
Chapter 262 264: You’re Here?
Chapter 263 265: The First Dark Magic
Chapter 264 266: Morgana
Chapter 265 267: The Origin of the Philosopher’s Stone
Chapter 266 268: Phoenix Rebirth
Chapter 267 269: Second Year at Hogwarts: Destroying a Horcrux
Chapter 268 270: An Old Acquaintance
Chapter 269 271: A Strange Case from Years Ago
Chapter 270 272: Professor Sprout’s Dream
Chapter 271 273: The Welcome Feast
Chapter 272 274: They Aren’t Planning a Prison Break, Are They?
Chapter 273 275: By the Black Lake
Chapter 274 276: Wood’s Curiosity
Chapter 275 277: Sothia’s Defence Lesson
Chapter 276 278: Naughty Kittens Deserve to Be Squished
Chapter 277 279: Christmas Plans
Chapter 278 280: The Long Road to Freeing House-elves
Chapter 279 281: Right This Way, Madam
Chapter 280 282: Woke Up and Saw a Ghost
Chapter 281 283: Nature Magic
Chapter 282 284: Something’s Wrong with This Successor
Chapter 283 285: Battle Strategies for Nature Magic
Chapter 284 286: Decadent Times, Degenerate Hearts
Chapter 285 287: The Sneaky Giant Tentacle
Chapter 286 288: Hey, That’s Not a Bad Idea
Chapter 287 289: Feast Preparations at the Burrow
Chapter 288 290: What Are They Planning?
Chapter 289 291: Team-Building in the Forbidden Forest?
Chapter 290 292: Caught
Chapter 291 293: Halstein Moi
Chapter 292 294: The Idea of Team-Building
Chapter 293 - 295: Devil’s Nail
Chapter 294 - 296: Searching for the Great Lake
Chapter 295 - 297: Change
Chapter 296 298: Inheritance Space
Chapter 297 - 299: The One and Only Merlin
Chapter 298 - 300: Mosquitoes by the Lake Are Perfectly Normal… Aren’t They?
Chapter 299 - 301: Get the Intel for Free First
Chapter 300 - 302: The Source of the Dark Age
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