Author:"Hey readers, I won't be able to post today because my Wi-Fi is down for maintenance. The provider said they're upgrading the service, so unfortunately, I can't finish editing or upload the Spider-Man post as I planned. And since I can't really justify blowing money on data right now for my PC, so...I'll have to wait until the Wi-Fi is back tomorrow. Sorry for the inconvenience!"

Deadpool (popping in out of nowhere):"Oh, Wi-Fi troubles, huh? Classic 21st-century dilemma. You know, back in my day, we didn't have Wi-Fi. We had to—"

Author:"And you're back again..."

Deadpool:"Of course I'm back! Someone's got to spice up this boring 'Wi-Fi maintenance' excuse. I mean, what's next? An essay on why the printer's jammed? Boring!"

Author:"I was just explaining to the readers—"

Deadpool:"Explaining? More like putting them to sleep. C'mon, let's jazz this up! 'Sorry folks, Spider-Man's caught in a web of Wi-Fi upgrades. And trust me, this one isn't Peter Parker's fault. But don't worry, your friendly neighborhood author will be back tomorrow, swinging in with that sweet, sweet content!'"

Author:"Are you done?"

Deadpool:"Never. But I'll let you finish... for now."

Author:"Anyway, readers, sorry for the inconvenience—" author notices Deadpool doing something suspicious "The fuck are you doing?"

Deadpool:"Nothing! Just, uh, making a TikTok. You know, us fellow Gen Z kids always gotta stay trendy with our dance moves."

Author:"You're not Gen Z! You're more like Gen X."

Deadpool:(shocked, gasping dramatically) "You motherf—"

I just wrote this on my CP fortunately I still have Data in my Android

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