Chapter 1 Infinity Chapter 2 Staff Chapter 3 Billion Chapter 4 Metal Chapter 5 Classic Chapter 6 Cabin Chapter 7 Ocean Chapter 8 Star Chapter 9 Hobby Chapter 10 Exclusive Chapter 11 Bonus Chapter 12 Founder Chapter 13 Prime Chapter 14 Title Chapter 15 Box Chapter 16 Legend Chapter 17 Dream Chapter 18 Summer Chapter 19 Honor Chapter 20 Gold Chapter 21 Pot Chapter 22 Meadow Chapter 23 Set Chapter 24 Signal Chapter 25 Phoenix Chapter 26 Bag Chapter 27 Gravity Chapter 28 Stable Chapter 29 Notebook Chapter 30 Disguise Chapter 31 Autumn Chapter 32 Pinnacle Chapter 33 Era Chapter 34 Impact Chapter 35 Chart Chapter 36 Edge Chapter 37 Tourism Chapter 38 Teenage Chapter 39 Prodigy Chapter 40 Ripe Chapter 41 Routine Chapter 42 Shoulder Chapter 43 Grandmaster Chapter 44 Crown Chapter 45 Peak Chapter 46 Apple Chapter 47 Harmony Chapter 48 Extreme Chapter 49 Serenity Chapter 50 Guild Chapter 51 Fable Chapter 52 Star Chapter 53 Dancer Chapter 54 Vanguard Chapter 55 Philosopher Chapter 56 Mansion Chapter 57 Bloom Chapter 58 Wine Chapter 59 Pillow Chapter 60 Pool Chapter 61 Frontier Chapter 62 Energy Chapter 63 Service Chapter 64 Cheer Chapter 65 Secretary Chapter 66 Potion Chapter 67 Tournament Chapter 68 Zone Chapter 69 Twin Chapter 70 Experience Chapter 71 Bridge Chapter 72 Compound Chapter 73 Product Chapter 74 Marathon Chapter 75 Forever Chapter 76 Throne Chapter 77 Painting Chapter 78 Evolution Chapter 79 It Was Supposed to be a Healing Pill Chapter 80 I’ve Walked So Long I Forgot My Name Chapter 81 I’m Not Fat, I’m a Natural Defense Array! Chapter 82 How to Make a Goddess Forget Her Vow of Chastity Chapter 83 Lipstick Stains on the Sword of Destiny Chapter 84 Is Your Cultivation Base High, or Are You Just Happy to See Me? Chapter 85 Too Big to Fail Chapter 86 Condensing the Ultimate Nut Chapter 87 My Eyes Are Up Here, Teacher! Chapter 88 The Lotus Withers, but My Thirst is Eternal Chapter 89 Your Sacred Mountain Looks Delicious Chapter 90 Her Heavenly Peaks are Hard to Scale Chapter 91 Maintaining the Primordial Seal for Way Too Long Chapter 92 Forbidden Access to Her Secret Spring Chapter 93 The Jade Body Everyone Craves Chapter 94 “Satisfy Me or Face the Heavenly Tribulation!” Chapter 95 Stop Throwing Your Undergarments at My Flying Sword! Chapter 96 Why Does Every Dark Fairy Have Such Great Hair? Chapter 97 I Am One Guest Away from Becoming a Demonic Cultivator Chapter 98 “Oh No! I’m Finally Going to be Mounted by a Man!” Chapter 99 A Drop of Tea Between the Peaks Chapter 100 Just One Peek Won’t Shatter My Dao Heart, Right?

Chapter 101 My Inner Demon is Surprisingly Persuasive Chapter 102 Stop Marinating Me, I’m Not a Spirit Chicken! Chapter 103 I’m Only Here for the Loot, Please Put Your Clothes Back On (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) Chapter 104 Is It a Heavenly Vision or Is the Demoness Actually Sitting on Me? Chapter 105 A Pair of Peaks That Could Suppress the Nine Heavens Chapter 106 The Sword Goddess Fights Best in a Nightgown Chapter 107 The Redness of Her Blush Matches the Setting Sun Chapter 108 Her Legs Go All the Way Up to the Immortal Realm Chapter 109 How to Achieve Enlightenment While Eating Spicy Noodles Chapter 110 I Slapped Him So Hard His Great-Grandfather Felt It Chapter 111 The Sect Flower Wants a Dual Cultivation Partner Chapter 112 Kneel and Call Me Grandfather Chapter 113 Don’t Breathe Too Loudly, You’ll Offend the Ancestor’s Aura Chapter 114 So Rich that Even My Enemies Ask for Investments Chapter 115 Slapped Into The Next Realm Chapter 116 This Villain Has Too Much Dialogue Chapter 117 Is it a Bloodline Limit or Just Poor Plumbing? Chapter 118 Your Cheeks Are Softer Than Your Sword Technique Chapter 119 The True Meaning of the Deepest Dao Chapter 120 Why Fly on a Sword When You Can Roll Like a Boulder? Chapter 121 A Countenance That Defies the Natural Order Chapter 122 Rules are for Those Without a Foundation Establishment Father Chapter 123 My Resume is as Thin as a Cicada’s Wing Chapter 124 If Being Charming is a Crime, She Deserves the Lightning Tribulation Chapter 125 My Skeleton Glows in the Dark Now Chapter 126 This is Not Even My Final Form Chapter 127 Young Man, Your Sword is Blocking My Sunlight Chapter 128 You Call This Cuisine? My Dog Eats Better Spiritual Rice! (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) Chapter 129 The Ancestor Demands Your Forehead Chapter 130 I Don’t Care if You’re an Immortal Emperor, Take Off Your Shoes! Chapter 131 Swallowing the Sun Because It Looked Like an Orange Chapter 132 The Heavens Gave Her Two Great Mountains to Carry Chapter 133 I Could Defeat You with My Eyes Closed, But I Like Watching You Fail! Chapter 134 Stop Following Me, I’m Just Going to the Bathroom! Chapter 135 The Phoenix Yearns to be Ridden Chapter 136 She’s Reaching for My Hidden Dragon Chapter 137 Why is This Boulder So Warm and Squishy? Chapter 138 The Peerless Sword Queen Wants to Polish My Blade Chapter 139 The Widow’s Seduction Power Level is Over 9000! Chapter 140 Wait, Is This Training or a Honeymoon? Chapter 141 My Divine Sense Penetrated More Than Just Her Illusion Chapter 142 Wrestling with the Fairy until the Sun Rises Chapter 143 The Parched Flower Begs for the Morning Dew Chapter 144 You Coughed in My Direction Three Years Ago Chapter 145 Why Stop at the Treasure? Take the Walls Too! Chapter 146 Why is the Goddess Carrying a Brick? Chapter 147 If You Treat Me Like a Porcelain Doll, I’ll Break Your Arm Chapter 148 The Empress and the Saintess Are Fighting Over Your Sword Chapter 149 The Sword Fairy Fears My Chopsticks Chapter 150 The Fair Maiden’s Dumplings Are Soft, Plump, and Irresistibly Delicious Chapter 151 Oops, I Burned Down the Alchemy Hall Again Chapter 152 Ten Thousand Swords Guard Her Heart, but the Back Door is Open Chapter 153 Lubricating the Path to Enlightenment Chapter 154 A Beautiful Widow’s Lewd Awakening Chapter 155 Deep Penetration into Enemy Territory Chapter 156 The Sword Fairy’s Sheath is Too Tight! Chapter 157 Why is the Goddess Drowning in the Most Potent of Fluids? (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) Chapter 158 Stretching the Golden Lotus Chapter 159 Leaving Not a Single Bead of Heavenly Nectar Behind Chapter 160 Goodbye, Pure Yang! Chapter 161 When Your Dual Cultivation Partner is an Overachiever Chapter 162 Why Is the Cold Goddess Suddenly Clinging to the Walls and Walking in Wobbly Steps? Chapter 163 A Peerless Master Who Only Appears for Free Drinks Chapter 164 The Phoenix Empress’s Pink Rubies Are Harder Than My Spirit Sword! Chapter 165 Please Stop Trying to Avenge Me, I Haven’t Even Died Yet! Chapter 166 Promoted from Tea Girl to Bed-Warmer with Benefits Chapter 167 I’m Just a Delivery Man, Why is the Empress Proposing? Chapter 168 The Saintess is Looking for Her Lost Virtue Chapter 169 The Author Ran Out of Cold Metaphors Chapter 170 The Night the Ice Goddess Finally Opened Up Her Fridge Chapter 171 I Saw the Goddess Leaving His Room at 4 AM! Chapter 172 Your Spear is Sharp, Senior Brother... Use It! Chapter 173 Dual Cultivation? In This Economy?! Chapter 174 10,000 Years of Sword Intent vs. One Very Heavy Brick Chapter 175 Who Authorized the Sudden Thunderstorm? Chapter 176 Don’t Make Me Frown, It Causes Premature Aging Chapter 177 Applying for a Disability Pension After One Night of Bliss Chapter 178 Sacrificing My Virgin Qi for the Greater Good Chapter 179 I Mistook the Aphrodisiac for a Qi-Condensing Pill Chapter 180 The Saintess Claims it was a Sword Training Accident Chapter 181 Two Birds, One Very Lucky Stone (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) Chapter 182 Dual Cultivation is Good, but Triple Cultivation is Divine Chapter 183 The Double-D Duel Chapter 184 Ten Thousand Flowers Seek the Lone Sun Chapter 185 She Saw My True Face And Forgot Her Ten Thousand Years Vow of Celibacy Chapter 186 No Favoritism! I’m Going All Out on Both Targets! Chapter 187 The Spirit Porridge wasn’t the Only Thing She Craved Chapter 188 Even Immortals Get Thirsty Chapter 189 A Qi Deviation Only Lin Feng Can Fix Chapter 190 I Only Used 1% Power, Why is Everyone Crying? Chapter 191 My Aura is So Great, Even the Goddesses Can’t Stand Straight Chapter 192 The Innkeeper Charges Extra for Structural Damage Chapter 193 My Love is So Big, It Gave Her Three Realms of Cultivation Chapter 194 True Love is the Only Cure for the Aphrodisiac Array Chapter 195 The Empress Claims My Spirit Seed is a National Treasure Chapter 196 I Just Wanted a Steamed Bun, Not a Marriage Proposal from a Sect Leader Chapter 197 Testing the Temperature with a Finger Chapter 198 Taming the Wild Twin Rabbits Chapter 199 The Mountain of Immortality is Actually Quite Bouncy Chapter 200 Heavenly Tribulation or Heavenly Chest? I Can’t Tell Which One is Making Me Sweat

Chapter 201 Help! I’m Being Held Hostage by Three Beautiful Villains and Their Pillows Chapter 202 My Heavenly Rod Is Too Heavy for Your Gate Chapter 203 My Hammer Is Bigger Than Yours Chapter 204 Six-Pack Abs and a Ten-Inch Reach Chapter 205 Taking the Back Door to Immortality Chapter 206 The Bedframe Cries Out in Mortal Terror Chapter 207 The Twin Fairies’ Indecent Tug-of-War Chapter 208 Wait, Does Every Woman Have One of These? Chapter 209 "Your Mother-in-Law is Watching... Keep Going!" (Bonus Chapter for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) Chapter 210 The Jade Spring is Chilly, but the View is Quite Hot Chapter 211 My Spiritual Sense Found Something... Educational Chapter 212 The Fairy’s Face is Redder than a Spirit Chili Chapter 213 Is it Dual Cultivation if I’m the Only One Doing the Work? Chapter 214 I’m Only One Man! Please, My Meridians Can’t Take This! Chapter 215 I Just Came to Borrow Some... Profound Yang Essence Chapter 216 I’ll Take Responsibility for Your Body Chapter 217 I’m Not Leaving Until One of Us Can’t Walk Chapter 218 Plowing the Jade Field Until Dawn Chapter 219 The Human Body Wasn’t Meant to Bend This Way Chapter 220 A Saintess in the Streets, a Demoness in the Bed Chapter 221 Master, Your Qi is... Too Large! Chapter 222 I’ll Teach You Everything... One Inch at a Time Chapter 223 The Man Who Conquered Three Maidens in One Night Chapter 224 My Eyes Are Up Here, Young Master Lin Feng! Chapter 225 My Destiny is Looking a Little... Hard Chapter 226 I’m Only Passing You My Qi, Why Are You Using Your Tongue? Chapter 227 A Large Chest That Holds the Secrets of the Universe Chapter 228 A Quick Ride on the Senior Brother Chapter 229 Is That a Pagoda in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to Cultivate? Chapter 230 Quick! The Poison is Spreading to Her Inner Thighs! Chapter 231 Trust Me, I’m a Doctor! Take Off Your Robes! Chapter 232 Little Fairy, Your Sect Won’t Find You in This Hidden Realm Chapter 233 Your Heartbeat is Thumping Like a War Drum, Senior Sister! Chapter 234 I Am the Gift, Master… Please Unbind the Ribbon! Chapter 235 Your Majesty, We Demand an Equal Distribution of Your Primordial Yang Essence! (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) Chapter 236 Your Golden Balls Are Mine Now, Young Master Chapter 237 One Rod to Rule Them All, Four Pink Flowers Got Skewered Chapter 238 But Master, You Said I Needed to Explore Every Opening! Chapter 239 Why This - Is 5,000 Words of Just "Ugh" and "Ah" Chapter 240 My Master Said To Practice With My Sword, So I Did Chapter 241 The Elder Council is Listening, Please Moan Quieter Chapter 242 Filling the Cauldron to the Brim! Chapter 243 The Empress’s Inner Palace is Fully Occupied Chapter 244 Who Knew Dual Cultivation Involved So Much Exercise? Chapter 245 The Two Fairies Agree That The Dragon Spear Is Public Property Chapter 246 The Fairy’s Internal Dialogue Please Poke Me Already Chapter 247 Please Be Gentle with My Uncultivated Garden! Chapter 248 His Spirit Sword is Surprisingly Large And Heavy Chapter 249 Is This Part of the Standard Employee Benefits, Husband? Chapter 250 I Swear, This Position is Essential for Your Breakthrough! Chapter 251 I See You’ve Kept the Grotto Warm and Tight for Me All These Years Chapter 252 The Best Way to Foil an Evil Plot is Dual Cultivation… Obviously Chapter 253 Master! I Am Willing to Bear Your Monkeys! Chapter 254 The Madam’s Face is Red, but Not from Anger Chapter 255 My Spirit Root is Being Taxed Without Fair Representation! Chapter 256 But the Scroll Said I Had to Hold It With My Mouth! Chapter 257 Does Demonic Cultivation Always Involve This Much Panting? Chapter 258 The Fairy’s Robes Fall with a Single Blow Chapter 259 A Deep Thrust into the Heart of Evil Chapter 260 The Detective’s Rod Never Misses a Clue Chapter 261 Does Being This Handsome Count as a Forbidden Art? (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) Chapter 262 I Can Still Feel the Rhythmic Thumping in My Soul Chapter 263 Testing the Elasticity of the Saintess’s Resolve Chapter 264 The Oracle Predicts a Night of Constant Friction Chapter 265 The Spirit Spring is Hot, but the Fairy is Hotter Chapter 266 My Junior Sisters are All Virgins and I’m Losing My Mind Chapter 267 The Holy Maiden, Her Rival, and the Shameless Young Master All in One Bed Chapter 268 I Tried to Steal a Divine Artifact but I Grabbed the Sleeping Empress Instead Chapter 269 Master, I Swear It’s a Hidden Weapon! Chapter 270 Seeking Dao? No, They’re All Seeking the D. Chapter 271 Plucking A Hundred Flowers in a Single Night Chapter 272 An Ant Trying to Trip a Giant, a Maiden Trying to Drain a Dragon, Who Is More Foolish? Chapter 273 Forget the Spirit Wine! I’m Here for the Milk and Honey! Chapter 274 The Peach is Ripe and Ready and Everyone Wants to Take a Bite! Chapter 275 The Sword Saint’s Rod is Long, Hard, and Unyielding! Chapter 276 Oops! My Jade Pillar Slipped into Your Pure Spring! Chapter 277 The Sect’s Secret Stash of Spiritual Lubricant Chapter 278 A Deep Insertion into the Plot Hole Chapter 279 The Toad Finally Gets a Taste of the Divine Swan Meat Chapter 280 The Saintess Begs for a Deep Injection of Truth Chapter 281 The Staff That Grows and Shrinks on Command Chapter 282 Sucking the Sweet Nectar from the Flower of Purity Chapter 283 The Thirsty Traveler Finds the Oasis Chapter 284 The Jade Beauty has a Hard Problem to Solve Chapter 285 Why Does Every Ancient Map Lead Directly to a Harem? Chapter 286 Is It Still a Satire If Everyone is Actually This Thirsty? Chapter 287 Testing the Buoyancy of Seven Fairies in a Single Tub (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) Chapter 288 I Came to Teach Swordplay, Not Bedplay! Chapter 289 Why the Ice Beauty is Suddenly Wearing Only a Veil Chapter 290 His Dao Protector Is Thick, Heavy, and Hard to Move Chapter 291 My Senior Sister Wants My Heart and My Junior Sister Wants the Rest Chapter 292 A Bet of Flesh and Jade where The Winner Takes All, Loser Takes Off Everything Chapter 293 Hold That Pose, Junior Sister! The Dao of Ink Demands It! Chapter 294 I’m Only Touching You to Stabilize Your Soul! Chapter 295 Kneading the Jade Peaks to Soften the Heart Demon Chapter 296 The Quest Reward is A Night With the Sect Leader’s Wife? Chapter 297 I Need Your Divine Essence to Repair My Cracked Core! Chapter 298 Stop! You’re Overloading My Internal Circuits! Chapter 299 Why Does Every Artifact Spirit Looks Like a Woman in Her Prime? Chapter 300 Senior Brother, Your Foundation is So Thick I Can Barely Wrap My Arms Around It!

Chapter 301 My Spirit Fox Turned into a Jade Beauty and She Refuses to Wear a Collar! Chapter 302 The Disciple Who Loved His Bird Too Much Chapter 303 he Bed Frame is Crying for Mercy Chapter 304 Private Lessons in the Hidden Chamber Chapter 305 Stuck in the Spirit Beast Pouch with Two Jade Beauties Chapter 306 Why the Auction House Smells Like Aphrodisiac and Greed Chapter 307 Six Soft Mounds and One Very Stiff Dao Heart Chapter 308 Senior Sister, Please Don’t Lean So Hard Against My Flying Sword Chapter 309 My Obsession is Now Curved, Ribbed, and Glows in the Dark Chapter 310 Beauty is the Only Path to the Apex Chapter 311 If You Can’t Beat Them, Dual Cultivate Them to Death Chapter 312 The Only Thing Hotter Than This Brew is the Sword Fairy’s Thighs Chapter 313 I’ve Seen Earthworms with More Yang Energy Than You Chapter 314 This Spear Only Points at Jade Beauties Chapter 315 He Died as He Lived! Face Down in the Pink Tight Peach Blossoms! Chapter 316 The Jade Emperor Can Have the Heavens and I’ll Just Have the Harem Chapter 317 A Slip of the Robe, A Crack in the Dao Heart Chapter 318 The Fairy’s Lips Grasp the Root of the Great Dao Chapter 319 A Mouthful of Heaven Chapter 320 Just One More Inch for Absolute Enlightenment Chapter 321 Cultivating the Hidden Spring One Sip at a Time Chapter 322 The Cave of Hidden Wonders Receives a Golden Visitor Chapter 323 Mount Tai is Great, but These Twin Peaks are Better Chapter 324 She Said She Wanted My Essence, But This is Ridiculous Chapter 325 Three Thousand Rounds of Yin-Yang Union Chapter 326 The Myriad Bliss Pavilion is Closed for Maintenance Chapter 327 Hand on My Heart, Other Hand on Your... Cultivation Base Chapter 328 Hard Lessons in the Master’s Chambers Chapter 329 Mastering the Art of Handling a Wet Mermaid (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) Chapter 330 Sucking Out the Poison is Just an Excuse, Right? Chapter 331 Drowning in the Fountain of Immortal Youth Chapter 332 Professionalism Goes Out the Window When the Robes Come Off Chapter 333 Collecting Interest in the Bedchamber Chapter 334 The Jade Beauty Decides to Forego the Sword for a Harder Weapon Chapter 335 Forget the Dao, Give Me the D Chapter 336 Nine Revolutions Silk Tongue Technique Chapter 337 The Dragon Seeks the Hidden Pink Pearl Chapter 338 Planting the Root of Longevity in the Fertile Soil of the Saintess Chapter 339 In Search of the Peerless Jade Opening Chapter 340 Absorbing the Yang Energy Before the Congee Gets Cold Chapter 341 Why is Your Spirit Root Hardening During Meditation? Chapter 342 Trembling Under the Weight of My Newfound Greatness Chapter 343 Curvier, Firmer, and Ready for Impact Chapter 344 Another Year Older, Another Inch of Cultivation Added Chapter 345 Lusting After His Peerless Sword! It’s Long, Sharp, and Heavily Veined! Chapter 346 Her First Time... Handling a Peerless Heavenly Blade Chapter 347 Why is the Immortal Master So Dripping with Power? Chapter 348 Causing a Qi Deviation Just by Entering the Room Chapter 349 Junior, Why Is Your Hand Exploring My Ancient Meridian? Chapter 350 Passing Down the Gigantic Sword Technique to the Next Generation Chapter 351 The Missing Piece of My Dual Cultivation Puzzle Chapter 352 No Technique, Just Thrust! The Barbarian’s Path to the Peak Chapter 353 The Ancient Willow’s Impenetrable Morning Wood Chapter 354 The Spear God’s Tip is Unusually Hot Chapter 355 Just One Finger is Enough to Make You Reach the Peak Chapter 356 Taking It All Down in One Gulp Chapter 357 Taking the Patriarch’s Large Jug with Both Hands Chapter 358 Rubbing the Abbot’s Lucky Bald Head Chapter 359 Pretending to be the Eunuch in the Empress’s Bedchamber Chapter 360 The Saintess’s Heart is Pure, but Her Moans are 10,000 Decibels Chapter 361 The Rogue Cultivator Who Knew Too Many Positions Chapter 362 The Demon Realm is Scary, but Have You Seen Me Without a Nap? Chapter 363 The Sword Is Unsheathed, but the Disciple Is MIA Chapter 364 Vanishing Like Smoke Before the Second Round Chapter 365 A Heart of Iron, a Spear of Jade, and a Will of Jelly Chapter 366 Behold My Glorious Transcendent Flying Boat Chapter 367 Pencils, Protractors, and Other Weapons of Minor Destruction Chapter 368 Thinking Inside the Box (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) Chapter 369 Just a Flesh Wound! Please Ignore the Missing Limbs! Chapter 370 The Peerless Sword Saint is Currently Washing Dishes Chapter 371 Someone Fed the Spirit Beast the Leftovers and Now It’s Glowing Chapter 372 The Heavens Orchestrated a Fated Meeting, but I Was Busy Napping Chapter 373 Cooking Rice? No, I Am Forging a Soul Consuming Elixir Chapter 374 The Silkworm Silk Sheets Cannot Withstand This Sword Intent Chapter 375 The Jade Beauty Thinks I’m a Stalker, I Just Want My Deposit Back Chapter 376 The Dao of the Wandering Finger Chapter 377 To Lick or Not to Lick? That is the Immortal Question Chapter 378 The Throat-Parched Immortal Swallows the Entire Ocean Chapter 379 My Master’s Meditation Looks Remarkably Like a Nap Chapter 380 The Sound of One Thousand Elders Charging Their Ults Chapter 381 I Trained for Ten Million Years and All I Got Was This Stinky Beard Chapter 382 How Many True Forms Does This Guy Have? Chapter 383 Local Genius Realizes He Is Actually a Background Character Chapter 384 You Have the Eyes of a Dragon and the Brain of a Shrimp Chapter 385 Your Ancestor’s Sword Makes a Great Back-scratcher Chapter 386 I Am Using This Ancient Cauldron to Cook Noodles, and You Cannot Stop Me Chapter 387 I Didn’t Want This Treasure, But the Heavens Shoved It Down My Throat Chapter 388 I Am the Harbinger of Death, Please Stop Throwing Rotten Tomatoes Chapter 389 I Spent Three Million Years in Seclusion and Forgot How to Walk Chapter 390 Since You Won’t Give Me Face, I’ll Take Your Personal Space Chapter 391 Counting 10,000 Spirit Sheep in Order to Sleep Chapter 392 Junior, This Gift is Too Heavy! Chapter 393 The Ancestor Emerges from Seclusion Just for the Expensive Alcohol Chapter 394 My Master Forgot My Birthday and Tried to Sell Me to a Rival Sect Again Chapter 395 To Catch the Fish, One Must First Become the Worm Chapter 396 She Offered Her Heart, But I Only Needed Her Spirit Stones (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) Chapter 397 Seeking the Dao? I’m Just Seeking a Spoon Chapter 398 Shut Up and Take My Breath Away Chapter 399 This Junior Is Not Practicing the Forbidden Arts, This Is Just a Greeting! Chapter 400 Refining a Love Potion in a Pressure Cooker

Chapter 401 How Dare You Steal a Kiss from This Young Master? Chapter 402 A True Master Can Cultivate While Chewing on a Chicken Leg Chapter 403 My Face is Thick, but My Jade Stem is Thicker Chapter 404 You Want My Recipe? You Aren’t Worthy of the Salt! Chapter 405 Your Tongue is Sharp, but My Spear Intent is Sharper Chapter 406 My Pride Demands You Moan Louder for the Elders to Hear Chapter 407 I Only Sneezed, Why is the Sect Mountain Missing? Chapter 408 Stealing a Mountain While the Sect Leader Naps Chapter 409 How Dare You Heal Me Without My Permission! Chapter 410 I Swear It’s a Healing Salve, Not Leftover Soup Chapter 411 The Sound Barrier is My Only Friend Chapter 412 Acupuncture or Voodoo Depends on Who’s Asking Chapter 413 Who Let the Young Master Off His Leash? Chapter 414 1,001 Ways to Make a Cultivator Cry Without Touching Them Chapter 415 You Have Eyes But Fail to See... That I’m Standing Right Behind You Chapter 416 Can I Pay for This Forbidden Manual in Installments? Chapter 417 I Thought I Was the Protagonist Until the Sword Went Through My Chest Chapter 418 Tasked with Saving the World, But I Can’t Even Save for Retirement Chapter 419 Wait! Let Me Finish My Trash Talk First! Chapter 420 My Arrow Has a Better Sense of Direction Than I Do Chapter 421 Nice Chair, I’ll Take It. Chapter 422 I Said the Pill Was Life-Saving, I Never Said It Wouldn’t Taste Like Dirty Socks Chapter 423 Why Use a Sword When You Can Simply Bark the Enemy to Death? Chapter 424 Your Young Master is a Genius? My Dog Can Do Basic Alchemy Chapter 425 I Am Saving Your Life, So Stop Complaining About the Third Arm Chapter 426 A Brief Lesson in Why Screaming Does Not Stop a Falling Mountain Chapter 427 The Spirit Lake is Beautiful, Just Ignore the Floating Young Masters Chapter 428 I Set a Trap for a Rabbit and Caught a Fat Bored Immortal Chapter 429 If You’re Reading This, I’ve Already Run Away with Your Spirit Stones Chapter 430 Crossing Ten Million Miles Just to Realize I Forgot My Sword Chapter 431 That Time the Most Beautiful Woman in Jianghu Asked Me for Directions and Then Robbed Me Chapter 432 Gazing at the Divine Treasure for Three Full Days Without Moving a Muscle Chapter 433 Three Minutes of Posturing, Two Seconds of Fighting Chapter 434 A Divine Spirit Vessel with Zero Cupholders (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) Chapter 435 A Peerless Expert’s Guide to Looking Busy While Doing Nothing Chapter 436 Why Fly When You Can Just Jump Really, Really Hard? Chapter 437 Counting Lashes to Fall Asleep Chapter 438 Explaining My Technique for Ten Minutes While the Enemy Bleeds Out Chapter 439 If You Can’t Refine the Sun, Don’t Bother Me Before Brunch Chapter 440 Ten Thousand Cultivators, One Brain Cell Chapter 441 Why is Every Ancient Treasure at the Bottom of a Waterfall? Chapter 442 Please Stop Using the Spirit Python as a Skipping Rope Chapter 443 My Master’s Wisdom Sounds Suspicously Like Gibberish Chapter 444 The Peerless Fairy is Currently Looking for Her Lost Shoe Chapter 445 I Told Him He Was Courting Death, But He Didn’t Have an Appointment Chapter 446 Why Are You Screaming? It’s Just a Flesh Wound Chapter 447 Your Ultimate Move Has a Very Long Loading Screen Chapter 448 A Gift From the Jade Emperor? I’d Rather Have Cash Chapter 449 I’m Not Ascending, I’m Just Hallucinating from Lack of Sleep Chapter 450 Your Gratitude is Touching, Please Stop Crying on My Robes Chapter 451 This Legendary Scroll is Just a Very Long Recipe for Soup Chapter 452 I’m Going to Buy Milk and I’ll Be Back after Three Reincarnations Chapter 453 Why Does the Janitor Have a Peerless Cultivation Base? Chapter 454 To Save the World, I Must First Find a Decent Pair of Sandals Chapter 455 The Sword God Cried Because I Used His Blade to Open a Jar of Pickles (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) Chapter 456 If I Can’t See You, You aren’t Trespassing Chapter 457 The Young Masters are Starting a Union Chapter 458 The Soup of Eternal Wisdom And Heartburn Chapter 459 I Survived the Forbidden Realm and All I Got Was This Lethal Curse Chapter 460 My Dao is the Dao of Staying Indoors Chapter 461 Is it Still a War if I’m the Only One Running? Chapter 462 I Only Meant to Sneeze, Why is the Sect Mountain Missing? Chapter 463 My Cultivation Base Increases Every Time I Order Dessert Chapter 464 Fighting the Ancient Demon King Over the Last Skewer of Lamb Chapter 465 I Tried to Refine a Pill, but I Accidentally Created a Small Moon