I died. Twice, three times if you count what happened back on Earth. And I think it is just the beginning. In the back of my feeble mind, I could hear the Norse trickster laughing at my expense. And what the hell did he mean about a moose? Did he isekai a moose? Too obscure. I noticed I was thinking so I must be alive. Blinking lights told me I had System messages to read.
CONGRATULATIONS!
You have come of age and are now an adult of your species, Earthworm.
Your base Physical and Mental Attributes are all 1. ERROR. OVERRIDDEN BY USER'S TRAIT. USING CUSTOM ARRAY.
You gained 54 Attribute points to distribute.
As an earthworm, you've been granted the following traits:
Now all I need is the spacesuit. For some reason which didn't surprise me, I was once again the first of my species to obtain self-awareness. Wonderful. Just wonderful. I fiddled with my windows and split my Skill Points to Burrowing and Tremorsense. I needed to worm around. And worm around I did. The dirt was moist and soft. I discovered two mistakes with my approach. One, my burrowing speed depended on how fast I could eat dirt, and second, my speed trait was worth nothing while I dug. I needed to do some serious workout.
The two hours passed, and my available Attribute points were automatically spent without my input. When I checked, Everything was maxed out.
Strength: 2 / 2. Dexterity: 2 / 2. Endurance: 2 / 2 (HP: 0). Mind: 1 / 1. Willpower: 1 / 1. Charisma: 1 / 1. Magic: 0 / 0 (MP: 0).
Of the other forty-two points, nothing. They just vanished. I was probably the strongest earthworm in the world but seeing all those stats vanish annoyed me.
Checking my status page, I noticed my amoeba Skills were still there. Which made no sense, but it was a game-like world. From New York to living as a germ in another world. Pseudopods didn't work. Probably I needed to be inside some fluid. Liquid, for those that like scientific rigor. Other amoeba Skills were also dependent on the environment. The only thing that worked was Chemical Awareness. I could sense what was touching my worm skin. Dirt, dirt, dirt, sand, and cellulose.
Curious, I approached the source of cellulose. After worming around, I decided it should be some kind of plant root. I dug a lot of tunnels around the roots, to fluff the earth and promote the plant's growth. I bobbed and wove around the roots, happy as a worm. I discovered that earthworms needed sleep. Strange but true. I would stop in my tunnel and take a nap from time to time.
Skill gains came with time. Of which I had no idea. Earthworms have no sense of time. I gained points primarily in Digestion and a few in Burrowing. I opened my Status page and remembered there is an "Age" entry. Which displayed 0 years. Not as useful. The amoeba, with its lifespan measured in hours, counting the minutes. Worms didn't get months. And despite appearing to have a bug tracker, the System had no way for users to log tickets. At least not as far as I saw.
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To stave boredom, I kept eating and digging. The days passed but the plant didn't seem to be growing healthy. The roots where shriveling. I was worming around the roots and with my Mind of one, I didn't pay attention to my {Tremorsense} Skill. When I felt the danger approaching, it was too late. If Luck is an Attribute in this world, mine was rock bottom.
Mole attacks with Bite, dealing 3 points of damage.
The endurance test failed. You have -3 HP. You are severely wounded.
Your maximum speed is reduced to 10% of its base value.
Through all the pain flaring, one thought crossed my mind. Being the strongest earthworm apparently meant I was the biggest and fattest one. A tasty snack for the mole. I wriggled and tried to escape, but I could only crawl. The next message, however, appalled me.
Disease Vector activated. You successfully infected mole with amebiasis.
I heard Brad Pitt laughing, "You don't know where I've been!" Then I winced in pain. The mole was busy gagging and retching. Whatever the System thought amebiasis was, it wasn't nice. Or slow. The mole was gagging and Tremorsense told me a viscous fluid was seeping on the tunnel. I heard - yes, earthworms can hear; tremorsense, doh - the mole evacuate most explosively. The mole shivered and tried to run away, but started to have seizures. Me, on the other way, was perfectly fine. Not.
You lost 1 HP. You have -4 HP. You are critically wounded.
I was seeping worm-blood. Earthworms have closed circulation, thank you. We are a superior kind of...
You killed level 3 Mole. You gained 90,000 Exp (90 Base x 10,000 x 0.0001 x 1,000 Size Bonus).
You reached level 9.
You gained 1 Attribute Point.
You gained 18 Skill Points.
Unspent points will be randomly assigned in 2 hours.
I couldn't focus. The next message was as expected.
You lost 1 HP. You have -5 HP. You are dying.
Unspent points automatically assigned.
The endurance test failed. You died.
At least the pain stopped.
Wyxmos, God of Logic, sat before the main core of the System in the divine realm. One hundred years after its inception, he was still learning about the System. A red light flashed on the core surface, and he willed the messages to appear.
USER SOUL REDIRECTED. SELECTING RANDOM SPECIES... FOUND. INITIATING REINCARNATION.
That should not be. Reincarnation and resurrection were banned in the System. All souls were sent to feed the gods' power after a mortal suffered Final Death. It was one thing the entire pantheon agreed to. When Wyxmos opened the details of the user, he was appalled.
Unnamed earthworm (level 9 earthworm) died of bleeding. 0 Exp granted. The attacker is dead.
Earthworms were not sentient and should not be part of the System. "List all users with race {Earthworm}," He commanded the System.
Total Users: 0.
"List all races currently with zero users."
{Earthworm}, {Amoeba}
Wyxmos pulled his beard. Given the other messages, one outcome was obvious. "List all races with exactly one user."
Rabbit, Archdemon.
The Archdemon was known. The Demon Lord, one of the safeguards against System corruption. He saw some minor error messages and pulled them. Usually, they were beneath his attention.
ERROR. RACIAL STARTER ARRAY ASSIGNMENT OVERRIDDEN BY USER'S TRAIT. LOADING CUSTOM ARRAY.
ERROR. USER ALREADY HAS THE TRAIT {Pioneer}. SELECTING RANDOM REPLACEMENT.
Wide-eyed, the god fired his commands. "Display full information for trait {Pioneer}!"
Pioneer (unique): You are the first of your species to be inducted to the System. Skill growth increased by 10%.
Acquisition Condition: Be the first member of a species to be inducted to the System.
"Mark trait {Pioneer} as inactive," He ordered. It would block new users from gaining it. The effects were minor but the message implied that the rogue user was gaining it multiple times as they jumped races.
ERROR: Trait {Pioneer} has 02 users currently assigned. Cannot inactivate.
"Deny grant on trait {Pioneer}!" He shouted, flustered.
Confirmed. Trait {Pioneer} will not be granted anymore.
"Deactivate automatic creation of new racial entries."
Confirmed. Automatic creation of new racial entries deactivated."
With that, the user should become one of the normal System races. Wyxmos would have to report that to the pantheon. He needed only one more thing to do. "Deny activation of new users in races {Amoeba}, {Earthworm}, and {Rabbit}."
Confirmed. Racial entries {Amoeba}, {Earthworm}, and {Rabbit} will not accept new users.
He sighed in relief. Now comes the hard part. Enduring the scrutiny of the entire pantheon.
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Life 28 - Chapter 2 - Tribal Customs
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Life 28 - Chapter 16 - Inherit my "Horn" and "Bone".
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Life 28 - Chapter 19 - A quick detour home.
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Life 28 - Chapter 21 - Those that Dictate the Rules
Life 28 - Chapter 22 - Those that Play by the Rules
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Life 28 - Chapter 24 - And then, the few that go against said rules.
Life 28 - Chapter 25 - The (Ridiculously) Wrong Way to Place Bounties
Life 28 - Chapter 26 - The Invincible Throne
Life 28 - Chapter 27 - With a "little" help from my friend.
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Life 28 - Chapter 30 - Now Everyone is a Mind-Bender! And I mean, Everyone!
Life 28 - Chapter 31 - Putting all that Behind
Life 28 - Chapter 32 - Queens! Buy one, get one free!
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Life 28 - Chapter 33 - Hello, future me!
Life 28 - Chapter 34 - A house for the Sun, another for the elf, one for the (baby) bun, then myself
Life 28 - Chapter 35 - C.S.I. Isekai. War Crimes Division.
Life 28 - Chapter 36 - "Everything the Blight touches is our kingdom"
Life 28 - Chapter 37 - Sticks and stones may break my bones...
Life 28 - Chapter 38 - The most powerful secret technique!
Life 28 - Chapter 39 - Learning to Fly
Life 28 - Chapter 40 - Getting them Together
Life 28 - Chapter 41 - Death by 1,000,000 horns
Life 28 - Chapter 42 - The tale of the White Barbarian Queen
Life 28 - Chapter 43 - Dedicated to Robert E. Howard
Life 28 - Chapter 44 - Corify
Life 28 - Chapter 45 - The Ion, the Lich, and the War Globe, part 1 / 3
Life 28 - Chapter 46 - This is the Lockpicking Layman, and what I have for you here today...
Life 28 - Chapter 47 - Shadowy Gatekeeper
Life 28 - Chapter 48 - Scoopy-Doopey-Switcheroo
Life 28 - Chapter 49 - How to Murder your Raid (Boss).
Life 28 - Chapter 50 - Your loss Is my win, I'm the boss Of your evil twin.
Life 28 - Chapter 51 - Oldschool Gamer Diplomacy
Life 28 - Chapter 52 - It's PvZ "Vasebreaker" but with Centaurs and Liches
Life 28 - Chapter 53 - The Ion, the Lich, and the War Globe, part 2 / 3
Life 28 - Chapter 54 - Now Playing: "Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen"
Life 28 - Chapter 55 - The Ion, the Lich, and the War Globe, part 3 / 3
Life 29 - Chapter 1 - Prejudice
Life 29 - Chapter 2 - Depths
Life 29 - Chapter 3 - Grumpy
Life 29 - Chapter 4 - Orphanage
Life 29 - Chapter 5 - Child
Life 29 - Chapter 6 - Wisteria
Life 29 - Chapter 7 - Tails
Life 29 - Chapter 8 - Saintess
Life 29 - Chapter 9 - Friends
Life 29 - Chapter 10 - Kill-Stealing
Life 29 - Chapter 11 - Apprentice
Life 29 - Chapter 12 - Home
Life 29 - Chapter 13 - Freebies
Life 29 - Chapter 14 - Fabric
Life 29 - Chapter 15 - Reforge
Life 29 - Chapter 16 - AA
Life 29 - Chapter 17 - Classmate
Life 29 - Chapter 18 - Introductions
Life 29 - Chapter 19 - Circles
Life 29 - Chapter 20 - Paper
Life 29 - Chapter 21 - Appropriateness
Life 29 - Chapter 22 - Inappropriateness
Life 29 - Chapter 23 - Ladies
Life 29 - Chapter 24 - Despair
Life 29 - Chapter 25 - Mirina
Life 29 - Chapter 26 - Disclosure
Life 29 - Chapter 27 - Discrepancy
Life 29 - Chapter 28 - Challenge
Life 29 - Chapter 29 - OverBEARing
Life 29 - Chapter 30 - Wicked
Life 29 - Chapter 31 - McCarthic
Life 29 - Chapter 32 - Pajamas
Life 29 - Chapter 33 - Governance
Life 29 - Chapter 34 - Smelt'er
Life 29 - Chapter 35 - Bagpipes
Life 29 - Chapter 36 - Rondo
Life 29 - Chapter 37 - Engendered
Life 29 - Chapter 38 - Adventure
Life 29 - Chapter 39 - Integument
Life 29 - Chapter 40 - Clothing
Life 29 - Chapter 41 - Classroom
Life 29 - Chapter 42 - Outing
Life 29 - Chapter 43 - Gauntlet
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Life 29 - Chapter 44 - Mandate
Life 29 - Chapter 45 - Corridors
Life 29 - Chapter 46 - Reflection
Life 29 - Chapter 47 - Shopping
Life 29 - Chapter 48 - Catoblepish
Life 29 - Chapter 49 - Kidnapped
Life 29 - Chapter 50 - Executive
Life 29 - Chapter 51 - Doubtful
Life 29 - Chapter 52 - She-nanigans
Life 29 - Chapter 53 - Revelation
Life 29 - SSS 001 - Spy
Life 29 - Chapter 54 - C.S.I.
Life 29 - Chapter 55 - M.I.T.H.
Life 29 - Chapter 56 - Coup
Life 29 - Chapter 57 - Meek
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Life 29 - Chapter 87 - Parenthood
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Life 29 - Chapter 94 - Timeskip
Life 29 - Chapter 95 - Pact
Life 29 - Chapter 96 - Fate
Life 29 - Status
Life 30 - Prologue: The Eternal Struggle
Life 30 - Chapter 1 - My Kingdom for a Character Re-Roll and Respawn! Get me Out of Here!
Life 30 - Chapter 2 - When it Rains, It Pours. But it's a Desert and it Never does. Nonetheless...
Life 30 - Chapter 3 - Capitalism and that Good Old Skyrim Meme
Life 30 - Chapter 4 - Everybody Gangsta Until the System Comes a'Knocking.
Life 30 - Chapter 5 - Assembling the Puzzle only to Flip the Table When it's Done.
Life 30 - Chapter 6 - The Anarcho-Capitalist Savage's Cookbook for Revolutions and Social Reforms
Life 30 - Chapter 7 - Say NO to Sneaky Religious Propaganda!
Life 30 - Chapter 8 - The One that Got Away... And then Came Back
Life 30 - Chapter 9 - May Wyxnos Bless these Glorious Machines Upon Which Our Lives Depend!
Life 30 - Chapter 10 - This 1979 movie has the quote, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
Life 30 - Chapter 11 - That's the Oasis you Need, but not the one you Deserve Right Now.
Life 30 - Chapter 12 - When Life gives you a Cheater, they make Lemonade out of you
LIfe ?? - Chapter 1 - Now Playing: Highwayman, by the Highwaymen (see list in the note).
Life 32 - Chapter 2 - Always a Merry Good Time at the Adventurer's Guild.
Life 32 - Chapter 3 - My Kingdom for a Bow Worthy of a Goddess
Life 32 - Chapter 4 - Training Montage, Selective Breeding, and Numbers going UP.
Life 32 - Chapter 5 - Is the Country on Fire? A guide on how to check the wellbeing of the homeland.
Life 32 - Chapter 6 - We'll get some overhead lifters and four barrel quads, oh yeah
Life 32 - Chapter 7 - I came bearing bribes... I mean, gifts of from the Goddess
Life 32 - Chapter 8 - This sand ocean is too small for the two of us.
Life 32 - Chapter 9 - How to tell someone they were punching above their own weight
Life 32 - Chapter 10 - The Tyranny of Conquest and Forceful Salvation
Life 32 - Chapter 11 - Shocked Conscience, Shaken resolve.
Life 32 - Chapter 12 - The Walk of Shame
Life 32 - Chapter 13 - As you leave darkness and enter the light, who would you have at your side?
Life 32 - Chapter 14 - Great Balls ON Fire
Life 32 - Chapter 15 - Rebuilding Character
Life 32 - Chapter 16 - Under New Management, it's time for a new patch!
Life 32 - Chapter 17 - Multi-Level Politics
Life 32 - Chapter 18 - Serendipidity: How to meet the one you're fated to
Life 32 - Chapter 19 - Say NO to Neraidaphobia!
Life 32 - Chapter 20 - The Age of Strife is Upon us.
Life 32 - Chapter 21 - Dies idem, dies in re, Solvet saccharo in victis.
Life 32 - Status page
Life 33 - Prologue: Self-Fulfilling Prophecies
Life 33 - Chapter 1 - When you think you've seen everything...
Life 33 - Chapter 2 - The Empire is really a lovely place.
Life 33 - Chapter 3 - Growing pains, redux
Life 33 - Chapter 4 - A week in the Life of an Imperial Prince
Life 33 - Chapter 5 - Surprise, surprise, the System has changed. Again! Check the patch notes.
Life 33 - Chapter 6 - The IPO of the Matriarch Soul and Faith Insurance, LLC. Ticker MSFI.
Life 33 - Chapter 7 - Minecraft, Secret Gardens, and Knight Pledges.
Life 33 - Chapter 8 - Blessings upon Thee.
Life 33 - Chapter 9 - In the Empire, a Doctor's Surprise Appointment is Rather Dangerous.
Life 33 - Chapter 10 - On Secrets, Half-Truths, Blood, and a Defective Curriculum.
Life 33 - Chapter 11 - Yet Another Status-Fiddling Session, now with Director's Commentary
Life 33 - Chapter 12 - Status Examinations are Perhaps Slightly less Dangerous (in the Short Term).
Life 33 - Chapter 13 - Even Dropping in to Visit Daddy at Work is a Bother
Life 33 - Chapter 14 - I Guess it's a "Wand" Measuring Contest
Life 33 - Chapter 15 - In my Defense, that is a Real Life or Death Problem!
Life 33 - Chapter 16 - The Wrong Way to use a Legendary Weapon as an Implement of Mass Destruction
Life 33 - Chapter 17 - Winter is Coming... That is, if they'll let us live until that.
Life 33 - Chapter 18 - Unwelcome Early Morning Guests. And they Came to Stay!!!
NOT A CHAPTER - Fans! VIP Readers and Messages! Hooray!
Life 33 - Chapter 19 - Smooth Cattle, Gender-Bending, and doing Surgery on Oneself.
Life 33 - Chapter 20 - These Gates must be Really Good to Knock
Life 33 - Chapter 21 - Seriously, What is Wrong with that Gate?
Life 33 - Chapter 22 - I Guess we are Finally Delving!
Life 33 - Chapter 23 - Ah, the Empire! If you aren't Seeing the Scam, the one Being Scammmed is You.
Life 33 - Chapter 24 - Rip a Band-Aid, Lose a Pound of Flesh. Also, Teenage Drama and a timely...
Life 33 - Chapter 25 - Sweet Home, A-la-bam... Rhode Island. Nope, it's not Here Either.
NOT A CHAPTER - Build-A-Prince challenge! Halloween is Coming!
Life 33 - Chapter 26 - Okay! We've got no Savegames but I'll Start on the Villain Route Anyway!
Life 33 - Chapter 27 - That Priestss would be right at Home in Las Vegas too.
Life 33 - Chapter 28 - It's late and we're tired of traveling. Maybe we should rethink this.
Life 33 - Chapter 29 - Why is it that the return trip always feels shorter?
Life 33 - Chapter 30 - Begrudgingly Treading the Path of Love and Peace.
Life 33 - Chapter 31 - Twink a little of this, bond a little with them. Then a nerf slips in.
Life 33 - Chapter 32 - Delayed Gratification is All the Rage These Days
Life 33 - Chapter 34 - Beware! The Lord of the Land Approaches!
Life 33 - Chapter 35 - A Pageant of Parrots, Pigeons, Peacocks, and Other Birds of Dubious Plumage.
Life 33 - Chapter 36 - Checkov's Prophecies
Life 33 - Chapter 37 - Now playing, "At the Gala".
Life 33 - Chapter 38 - All you Gotta do is Just Dance!
Life 33 - Chapter 39 - A Botched Job Interview
Life 33 - Chapter 40 - Force Sleuthing is NOT a Jedi Power
Life 33 - Chapter 41 - Into the Den of the Herbalist Assassin Prince.
Life 33 - Chapter 42 - No Wicked Deeds Shall go Unrewarded.
Life 33 - Chapter 43 - The Cuckoo in the Madhouse, part 1 of 2
Life 33 - Chapter 44 - The Cuckoo in the Madhouse, part 2 of 2
Life 33 - Chapter 45 - In my Defense, this Place is Called Hunting Grounds, for Crying Out Loud!
Life 33 - Chapter 46 - The Finest Sport. For a Psychopath, that is.
Life 33 - Chapter 47 - As Divinity Rewads, it also Reaps. Also, Free Will Might be a Curse.
Life 33 - Interlude 001 - Goddess
Life 33 - Chapter 48 - Change of Plans
Life 33 - Chapter 49 - "Meeting face-to-face for Consultation" with the "Bloodsucker"
Life 33 - Chapter 50 - If you want your Plans to Succeed, Make Sure the Enemy Agrees
Life 33 - Chapter 51 - It's Really a Rendition of a Reality-Rending Battle Royale between Royals.
NOT A CHAPTER - Health Report & Next Life Randomizer.
Life 33 - Chapter 52 - And I got Friends on Either Side! (chorus) He's got Friends on Either side...
Life 33 - Chapter 53 - Limit Breaker. Not the Final Fantasy one. A Literal Breaking of One's Limits.
Life 33 - Chapter 54 - Dies Irae, Dies Illa, Tastes Like Ashes, Flavored Vanilla.
Life 33 - Chapter 55 - Side Quest and a Princess' Kiss. Hack the System, Cheat Your Way to Victory!
NOT A CHAPTER - Results: Next Life Randomizer.
Life 33 - Chapter 56 - What the Hell is This? Draconic Super Smash Bros?
Life 33 - Chapter 57 - Holy Glitch in the Matrix, Batman! It is a Rewrite of the last part of ch.56!
Life 33 - Chapter 58 - Apoc-Cat-Fight-Ellipsis Now
Life 33 - Chapter 59 - Now Playing ...
Life 33 - Chapter 60 - Everybody goes Kaiju Fight-iiing! I tell you what we're wrecking!
Life 33 - Chapter 61 - Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies.
Life 34 - Chapter 1 - It's a Word-By-Word Shameless Halloween Repost!
Life 34 - Chapter 2 - The Weirdest Breakfast of my (Un)life.
Life 34 - Chapter 3 - Envy, The Darkest Emotion.
Life 34 - Chapter 4 - Entrapment
Life 34 - Chapter 5 - Remnants of Former Glory
Life 34 - Chapter 6 - I Thought no More of THEM were left.
Life 34 - Chapter 7 - Are you a Roardunner or a Coyote?
Life 34 - Chapter 8 - Dark and Mysterious Places
Life 34 - Chapter 9 - On underground cities and feelings of nostalgia.
Life 34 - Chapter 10 - Two Damsels Trapped in Webs of Deceit.
Life 34 - Chapter 11 - It Really Doesn't Matter Who Started the Fight
Life 34 - Chapter 12 - Heads are So Last Season, Right? Also, Now Playing...
Life 34 - Epilogue? Or just Chapter 13? I'm so confused I might lose my head.
Life 34 - Chapter 14 - Rejoice, O Faithful! For Unto Us A Cheater is Born.
Life 34 - Chapter 15 - I think I Heard that Name Somewhere else...
Life 34 - Chapter 16 - Don't Look the Gift Book in the Binding.
Life 34 - Chapter 17 - Was It Honest Mistake or Wicked Betrayal? Such Undelectable Ambiguity!
Life 35 - Chapter 1 - E.L.L.C. - Everybody Loves Large Codices
Life 35 - Chapter 2 - S.C.A.F.T. - Small Compendiums Are Fine Too.
Life 35 - Chapter 3 - The Iron Miff. A Goblin's Fail
Life 35 - Chapter 4 - Never Lie Twice
Life 35 - Chapter 5 - I Am Going To Lose my Mind (In This Game-Like Hellscape)
Life 35 - chapter 6 - Bother of Learning
Life 35 - Chapter 7 - There is no Epic Lads Here, Only Punks.
Life 35 - Chapter 8 - Her Crystallomancer Girlfriend
Life 35 - Chapter 9 - Beware, you'll Chicken
Life 35- Chapter 10 - Deviance of the Banal
Life 35 - Chapter 11 - Wife of Numbers
Life 35 - Chapter 12 - Crawlvos - A Monster Evolution LitRPG.
Life 35 - Chapter 13 - Dungeon Nudge
Life 35 - Interlude 1 - Lames
Life 35 - Chapter 14 - Muddled Mission
Lifed 35 - Interlude 2 - Dreadshare
Life 35 - Chapter 15 - Dungeon Item Stop
Life 35 - Chapter 16 - The Dungeon Tray
Life 35 - Chapter 17 - Braced Time
Life 35 - Chatper 18 - Rebound
Life 35 - Chapter 19 - The Mouthpiece Lord
Life 35 - Chapter 20 - Ache of the Manager
Life 35 - Chapter 21 - The Wondering In
NOT A CHAPTER - Content Creator Mental Health Warning: Send'em some Love.
Life 35 - Chapter 22 - Destroyed Mage
Life 35 - Chapter 23 - Wrong of the Void
Life 25 - Chapter 24 - Replaced
Life 35 - Chapter 25 - Luncheon Crawler Carl - The Daunting Grounds
Life 35 - Chapter 26 - Luncheon Crawler Carl - The Grating of Feral Dads
Life 35 - Chapter 27 ... What?
Life 35 - Chapter 28 - Luncheon Crawler Carl: The Bitches' Masquerade
Life 35 - Chapter 29 - Luncheon Crawler Carl - Nethe's Throneroom Scenario
Life 35 - Chapter 30 - BQR - Beach Queen Reborn
Life 35 - Chapter 31 - The Mimic's Handbook of Intrigue and Murder
Life (37 minus two) - Chapter (two to the power of five) - These Feels Step Heavenward
Life 35 - Chapter 33 - Romantically Apocriphalitic
Life 35 - Interlude 3 - Accidentally an Enshirned Saintess
Life 35 - Chapter 34 - The way we head
Life 35 - chapter 35 - MICROmanaging: Way out of Luck
Life 35 - Chapter 36 - Re: Gifting Trash
Life 35 - Chapter 37 - When Godhood Ascension fails, travel all over the place.
Life 35 - Chapter 38 - Brawl of the Void
Life 25- Interlude 4 - Magical God Glueslinger
Life 35 - Chapter 39 - Vanquishing Doubts for Love
Life 35 - Chapter 40 - The Birth of Magic
Life 35 - Chapter 41 - Thinking Beats
Life 35 - Chapter 42 - All my Skills, Part 1
Life 35 - Chapter 43 - All my Skills, part 2 / 3
Life 35 - Chapter 44 - All my Skills, part 3 /3
Life 35 - Chapter 45 - Bookshifter
Life 35 - Chapter 46 - That used to be about World Domination
Life 35 - Chapter 47 - A Summoned Awakening
Life 35 - Chapter 48 - Inescapable Scapegoat
Life 35 - Chapter 49 - All the lust that fails.
Life 35 - Chapter 50 - And Love Shall Remain
Life 35 - Chapter 51 - Forlorn Differently
Life 35 - Chapter 52 - Burgeon Life
Life 35 - Chapter 53 - The System without any Dragon
Life 35 - Chapter 54 - I will Play the Villain (if I need to)
Life 35 - Chapter 55 - When Life Gives you a Crystalline Biology
Life 35 - Chapter 56 - The Fashion Child
Life 35 - Chapter 57 - Return the Magic
Life 35 - Chapter 58 - Godalloys
Life 35 - Chapter 59 - Ship Chore
Life 35 - Chapter 60 - Induction Strain Magic
Life 35 - Chapter 61 - Free Bane Demon Game
Life 35 - Chapter 62 - [Lady] to Kill
Life 35 - Chapter 63 - Going Steady in Another World
Life 35 - Chapter 0b1000000 - 7468697320697320616e20617072696c277320666f6f6c206a6f6b65
LIfe 35 - Chapter ??? - It's a Super Smash Bros ad now.
Life 35 - Chapter 2023_04_01_003
Life 35 - Chapter 2023_04_01_004
Life 35 - Chapter 65 - Two Play with Magic
NOT A CHAPTER - We are Still Alive and Willing, Despite Mental Health Issues.
Life 35 - Chapter 66 - Ultimate Level Zap
Life 35 - Epilogue
Life 36 - Chapter 1 - If these are what goes for Dwarves in these parts, I don't want to see Giants.
Life 36 - Chapter 2 - The thing they have the most in common is that they both hate bookworms.
Life 36 - Chapter 3 - Mystical Job Interview
Life 36 - Chapter 4 - Seieing the world thorugh a child's eyes
Life 36 - Chapter 5 - [Rule 63 in effect] - You Son of Bitch, I'm In!
Life 36 - Chapter 6 - [Rule 63 in effect] - Bagel Through the Nine Realms
Life 36 - Chapter 7 - How to take care of your Care Bear when your Care Bear does not care for you.
Life 36 - Chapter 8 - The One in Which We Pay Tribute.
Life 36 - Chapter 9 - Career Choice
Life 36 - Chapter 10 - Ten Thousand Deaths Are not Enough for You!