The blue interface materialized in the air between us, solid enough that I could see the light reflected in five pairs of widening eyes.
SATORI NAKANO
Level: 3 | Title: KOGH, TSP, BK | Class: None | Schema Points: 2015
ATTRIBUTES:
Strength: F-0 | Endurance: F-0
Dexterity: F-0[+150] | Magic: F-0
Agility: F-0
ACTIVE ABILITIES (2/3):
Ember, Spatial Cleave
PASSIVE ABILITIES (3/4):
Mysticism, Protection From Arrows, Blessing of the Sovereign
Celeste went rigid on my lap. "What... is that?"
"My cheat code," I said. "Welcome to the cosmic joke."
Skylar leaned forward, eyes narrowed at the glowing display. "You’re telling me this has been real the whole time? When you manifested that fire ability out of nowhere?"
"There was no late manifestation. I just pulled it from a slot machine run by a god who thinks he’s a game show host."
Emi’s mouth opened and closed. "But... but how?"
I pulled up the next tab, watching their faces as new information filled the space.
ENSEMBLE
1. Natalia Kuzmina [Rank 10: Covenant]
2. Emi Aoyama [Rank 5: Dependent]
3. Skylar Amane [Rank 5: Dependent]
4. Pan Soomin [Rank 3: Confidante]
5. Isabelle Okoye [Rank 1: Acquaintance]
6. Celeste Vance [Rank 3: Confidante]
The silence that followed had weight to it, the kind that pressed down on your chest and made breathing difficult.
Natalia spoke first, her voice dangerously quiet. "What does Covenant mean?"
I met her eyes. "Remember when I told you about the Sovereign’s thing? How I needed exceptional women to build power?"
Her jaw tightened. "Yes."
"That was half true. The System really does tie my power to bonds with people. The ranks measure how connected we are, how much you trust me, how much I’ve invested in you." I paused. "But I didn’t create it. I’m just the poor bastard who got stuck with it."
Celeste shifted on my lap, her periwinkle eyes fixed on her own name. "Rank 3 means what, exactly?"
"Confidante. It means you trust me enough to watch my back, and I’ve proven I’ll watch yours."
"And Rank 10?"
I looked at Natalia, whose white streaks were beginning to glow. "Everything. It means souls bound together in ways that don’t break."
Emi’s voice cracked. "Dependent. That sounds... bad."
"It’s not bad, it’s just honest." I ran a hand through my hair. "When we’re together, when I touch you, when we kiss, there’s something happening beyond normal attraction. The System enhances it, amplifies it, makes it more intense than it should be."
Skylar’s laugh was sharp. "So you’ve been drugging us with magic dick?"
"Pretty much."
"Fuck."
Akari stood up and walked closer to the interface, her eyes scanning the information with a predator’s focus. "This isn’t possible. Game mechanics don’t exist in real life."
"Tell that to the gods who are apparently watching my life like it’s their favorite streaming service."
Natalia’s hand found mine, squeezing hard enough to hurt. "When did this start?"
"Two months ago. I woke up in your stepbrother’s body with a cosmic voice in my head telling me I was entertainment now." I looked at each of them in turn. "That original Satori you knew? The one you hated? He’s gone. I’m someone else wearing his face."
Natalia’s eyes closed for a long moment. When they opened, understanding filled them. "That’s why you changed overnight."
"That’s why everything changed."
Celeste’s breathing had quickened against my chest. I could feel her heartbeat through the thin material of her nightdress. "You said bonds. What kind of bonds?"
I pulled up her profile with a gesture. Her stats appeared, visible to everyone now.
CELESTE VANCE
Bond Rank: 3 [Confidante]
Imbuement Slots: 1 [Bronze/Silver]
Daily SP Generation: None
"At Rank 3, I can reach into my arsenal and permanently enhance one of your existing abilities," I said, my voice steady and clinical, like I was explaining a balance sheet rather than the architecture of my own manipulation. "A direct imbuement. Something from the Gacha, gifted to you. At Rank 5, the bond deepens past the point of simple utility. You start generating Schema Points for me passively, every single day, just by existing in my orbit." I let that land. "At Rank 7, we unlock something the System calls a Duet Ability. A power neither of us can access alone."
"And Rank 10?" Emi’s voice was barely audible.
"Our souls become permanently linked," Natalia finished for me, her tone quiet and final, the way you’d describe a scar. "Irrevocably. Like mine is to his."
The silence that followed had a physical weight to it. Emi’s hands were trembling in her lap, fingers laced together so tightly her knuckles had gone pale. "You said every touch is enhanced. Every kiss, every moment we’ve spent close to you." Her reddish-brown eyes lifted to mine. "For how long has that been true?"
I had to tell her. That’s what Impossible Mode meant.
"Since our first training session. Every time I’ve kissed you, every time we’ve been together, there’s been this thing called Nectar flowing between us. It makes everything feel better than it should. More intense. More addictive."
"Addictive," Emi repeated, her voice small.
"You crave it when you’re not around me, right? Thoughts that shouldn’t be there, feelings that came on too fast?"
She nodded slowly, tears gathering at the corners of her eyes.
Skylar stood up abruptly, crossing to the window. "How much of what I feel is real versus your cosmic roofie?"
"I don’t know." The honesty tasted like blood. "That’s the problem. The System doesn’t come with an instruction manual on where enhancement ends and genuine feeling begins."
Natalia’s grip tightened. "But you knew. This whole time, you knew what you were doing to us."
"Yes."
"And you did it anyway."
"Yes."
The Cryo-Lich Ring on her finger pulsed with cold light. Frost spread across my arm from where she touched me, but I didn’t pull away. I deserved worse.
Akari was the only one who looked amused. "This is insane. You’re telling me that you’ve been operating under JRPG romance mechanics and just now decided to mention it?"
"I convinced the system that it was the right time to tell you guys so they gave me a quest." I pulled up Aphrodite’s notification, making it visible. "If I don’t explain everything tonight and somehow convince all of you to stay anyway, I lose everything."
Celeste read the quest parameters, her eyes going wide. "These are the failure penalties?"
"All my bonds drop two ranks. Natalia goes from Covenant to Subjugated, which I’m guessing means our connection breaks in ways that hurt. Emi and Skylar drop to Confidante, losing the intensity that makes them..." I trailed off.
"That makes us what?" Skylar’s voice came from the window, dangerous and quiet.
"That makes you look at me like I matter."
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Chapter 1: Welcome to Your New Life, You Fat Fuck
Chapter 2: Operation: Purge the Pigsty is Step One to Seducing My Stepsister
Chapter 3: The Day the Pig Learned to Cook and My World Turned Upside Down
Chapter 4: He Cleaned His Room, Is This the Apocalypse?
Chapter 5: The Daily Life of a Reluctant Stalker
Chapter 6: Tsundere Error 404: Respect Not Found... Or Is It?
Chapter 7: Finally, Some Real Fucking Power
Chapter 8: The Day My Eyes Became a Passive Debuff
Chapter 9: A Wild Leech Appears! It Uses ’Indifference.’ It’s Super Effective!
Chapter 10: Congratulations! Your Manipulation Skill Has Leveled Up!
Chapter 11: Felonies are More Fun With a Partner
Chapter 12: System Notification: Hand-Holding Unlocks the Tsundere Blush buff
Chapter 13: The Oni and the Kitsune Clock In for Their First Shift
Chapter 14: My Porter Thinks He’s a Mage Now?
Chapter 15: System Skill Unlocked: [Plausible Deniability]
Chapter 16: I Practiced Arson and My Stepsister Got a Free Hug
Chapter 17: System Suggestion: Achieve Maximum Emotional Impact by Not Being a Creep (For Now)
Chapter 18: A Scumbag’s Guide to Ergonomic Support
Chapter 19: Post-Dungeon Economics 101
Chapter 20: Seduction by Sake and C-List Action Flicks
Chapter 21: He Knows My Trigger Points (And Not the Fun Kind)
Chapter 22: System Quest: Apply Pressure Here for Maximum Effect
Chapter 23: My Telekinesis Has a Mind of Its Own, and It’s a Pervert
Chapter 24: My Stepsister’s Best Friend is My New Biggest Fan
Chapter 25: The Third Wheel is the Best Seat in the House
Chapter 26: So We’re Using Honorifics Now?
Chapter 27: My Stepsister is Allergic to My Friendship with Her Bestie
Chapter 28: Possessiveness is a Love Language, Right?
Chapter 29: My Stepsister Tried to Start a Fire, So I Burned Her House Down
Chapter 30: Good Girl
Chapter 31: Let a Scumbag Cook
Chapter 32: Gacha is a Cruel Mistress
Chapter 33: Cockblocked by the Welcome Home Mat
Chapter 34: My Parents are Home and I’m Shirtless With My Stepsister, What Could Go Wrong?
Chapter 35: My Mom is Scarier Than the Yakuza
Chapter 36: My Stepsister and I Have a Date (It’s Mandatory)
Chapter 37: A Mother’s Intuition is a Hell of a Thing
Chapter 38: My Stepbrother’s Immortal Snail Requires a Mortgage
Chapter 39: A Scumbag’s Guide to Retail Therapy
Chapter 40: My Five-Star Date Was a Ten-Dollar Bowl of Noodles
Chapter 41: She Asked For More (And She Didn’t Mean the Noodles)
Chapter 42: Manta-Man Can Suck My-
Chapter 43: Quest Complete: Operation Stealth Orgasm
Chapter 44: The Tsundere Gag Reflex is a Feature, Not a Bug
Chapter 45: Her Aspect Screams My Name Too
Chapter 46: A Day of Firsts (And Seconds, and Thirds...)
Chapter 47: The Scumbag’s Origin Story (For Her Eyes Only)
Chapter 48: The Truth is Whatever I Say it is
Chapter 49: This Condo Smells Like Teen Spirit and Disinfectant
Chapter 50: Bartholomew, the Beginning of an Empire
Chapter 51: My Tori-Sense is Tingling
Chapter 52: This Training Dummy Has Seen Too Much
Chapter 53: The Training Dummy is a Snitch
Chapter 54: I Survived a Night of Sin, But Can I Survive Morning Tea?
Chapter 55: This is Not the Kind of Girl Talk I Was Prepared For
Chapter 56: My Adoptive Dad Thinks I’m a Lady-Killer, And He’s Not Wrong
Chapter 57: Please Follow Me to the Ominous White Room
Chapter 58: Please Don’t Scan My Cheat Codes
Chapter 59: I’m Not a Serial Killer, I Swear
Chapter 60: Welcome to the Big Leagues, Zero
Chapter 61: My Stepmom’s Perception Stat is Alarming
Chapter 62: SDK is Now Open for Business
Chapter 63: The Perils of Having Thin Walls
Chapter 64: A Scumbag’s Guide to Formal Dinners
Chapter 65: My Mom’s Ex is a Level 7 Security Threat
Chapter 66: Aspects, Aliens, and Awkward Family Secrets
Chapter 67: My King, His Mom, and My Sanity
Chapter 68: My Possessive Queen’s Most Irrational Fear
Chapter 69: Post-Nut Clarity is Cosmic Horror
Chapter 70: My Stepsister Might Be Having My Baby, Oops
Chapter 71: Leg Day is Cheaper Than Therapy
Chapter 72: How to Pimp Out Your Boyfriend (For the Good of the Kingdom)
Chapter 73: The Judas Kiss Tastes Like an Almond Milk Latte
Chapter 74: My Training Montage Got Nerfed by Tech Support
Chapter 75: End of the Tutorial Arc
Chapter 76: The Target is a Cinnamon Roll
Chapter 77: Illegaly Healing and Legally Sliding into DMs
Chapter 78: Competitive Cardio is Our Love Language
Chapter 79: Reality TV is My Social Link Grinding Spot
Chapter 80: The Rules are Merely Suggestions
Chapter 81: My Son’s New Girlfriend is a Perfect Alibi
Chapter 82: How to Train Your Queen
Chapter 83: Council of the Bad B*tch Brigade
Chapter 84: Leveling Up is For Suckers
Chapter 85: Operation: Stalk My Boyfriend’s Study Date
Chapter 86: My Stepsister is a Fortress, This Girl is a Welcome Mat
Chapter 87: Enjoy the Show, Princess.
Chapter 88: My Boy Friend Has a Surprisingly Good Eye for Fashion
Chapter 89: The Zipper is Mightier Than the Sword
Chapter 90: Warning: May Contain Traces of Actual Fun
Chapter 91: Pre-Rupture Music is a Powerful Aphrodisiac
Chapter 92: My Boy Friend is Complicated (But I Can Fix Him)
Chapter 93: The Problem With a Harem is Managing the Harem
Chapter 94: Welcome to the Longest Night of Your Life
Chapter 95: The First Rule of Fight Club is No Touching
Chapter 96: Aphrodite is a Terrible Wingwoman
Chapter 97: Aphrodite Told Me To Do It
Chapter 98: The Queen’s Gambit
Chapter 99: How to Win by Losing
Chapter 100: A Dance for the Devil
Chapter 101: Aphrodite Was Here (Management Assumes No Liability)
Chapter 102: My Queen, My Property
Chapter 103: SATORIIIIII!
Chapter 104: My Room Is a Disaster Zone (And I Liked It)
Chapter 105: My Son, the... What Exactly?
Chapter 106: The ’King of the Glass House’ Title Sucks, Actually
Chapter 107: My Cover-Up Plan Involves Getting Another Girlfriend. What Could Go Wrong?
Chapter 108: Breakfast is Served, and So is My Death Warrant
Chapter 109: The Red-Hot Habanero Finally Makes Her Appearance
Chapter 110: My Mom’s Terms and Conditions Are Unacceptable
Chapter 111: Operation: Gaslight My Mom
Chapter 112: And the Award for Best Fake Breakup Goes To...
Chapter 113: Method Acting a Scumbag
Chapter 114: My Gacha Luck is Terrible, But My Seduction Game is S-Rank
Chapter 115: Putting on the Mask for the Masquerade
Chapter 116: The Three Types of People at a Hunter Party
Chapter 117: My Opening Line is a Declaration of War
Chapter 118: The Stray Dog Bites Back
Chapter 119: I Found the Misfit Class I’m Destined to Rule
Chapter 120: The Stray Dog’s Manifesto
Chapter 121: The Stray Dog’s Speech Made All the Princesses Sit Up and Beg
Chapter 122: My Social Predator Title is Already Paying Dividends
Chapter 123: My Queen Now Generates Passive Income
Chapter 124: Some Men Build Empires, I Build an Ice Queen
Chapter 125: Hope is a Powerful Weapon (And She’s Pointing It at My Head)
Chapter 126: You Can Fool the World, But You Can’t Fool Your Mother
Chapter 127: The Habanero in the Apron
Chapter 128: The Worm Question
Chapter 129: My Queen Decided to "Let It Go"
Chapter 130: Lesson One: Control Your Power. Lesson Two: Hide Your Phone.
Chapter 131: My Pre-Study-Date Fashion Crisis is an S-Rank Threat
Chapter 132: This Apartment Building is Nicer Than My Entire Neighborhood
Chapter 133: The Stray Dog of NVA Finds Out He Has a Fan Club
Chapter 134: How to Go Viral? Take Off Your Shirt
Chapter 135: The Internet Wants to Call Me Daddy
Chapter 136: This is The Best Second (Not-Quite) Date of My Life and Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
Chapter 137: Driving Lessons From a Broken Man
Chapter 138: My Scumbag Step-Brother Can’t Be This Domestic
Chapter 139: The Selfish Sound Selfless
Chapter 140: Morning Math is a Scumbag’s Worst Enemy
Chapter 141: Ascension is for Suckers Who Play the Short Game
Chapter 142: How to Exploit a System (The Academy Edition)
Chapter 143: The Great Wall of Teenagers
Chapter 144: Seventy-Five Futures, Thousands of Funerals
Chapter 145: Welcome to the Kobayashi Maru, First-Years
Chapter 146: The Art of Failing Upwards
Chapter 147: The Timid Fox and the Stray Dog
Chapter 148: My Judge is a Sociopathic AI
Chapter 149: There’s Always a Bigger, Dumber Robot
Chapter 150: My Support Academia
Chapter 151: My Anxiety Has a Kill Switch
Chapter 152: Adequate is NOT in My Vocabulary
Chapter 153: The Anomaly
Chapter 154: Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys
Chapter 155: Five Misfits and a Goblin Funeral
Chapter 156: My Exam Partners are a Jock, a Sloth, and Collateral Damage
Chapter 157: It’s a Trap!
Chapter 158: Someone Should Have Told the Goblins I Get Feral Under Pressure
Chapter 159: How to Train Your Feral Fox Girl
Chapter 160: This is What Happens When You Actually Follow My Plan
Chapter 161: The Correct Answer Was Wrong
Chapter 162: Asset Evaluation and Hands-On Research
Chapter 163: My King Returned from Battle with Another Princess
Chapter 164: So, Are We Picking the Same Guild or Not?
Chapter 165: Welcome to the Family Business
Chapter 166: The Sorting Hat is a System Quest with Hidden Rewards
Chapter 167: How to Out-Scumbag the System
Chapter 168: I’m Not Here to Join a Kingdom, I’m Here to Build One
Chapter 169: Suddenly, Everyone Wants to Join the Worst Guild
Chapter 170: And So, the Problems Began
Chapter 171: Everyone Has an Opinion on the Stray Dog
Chapter 172: My Viral Moment Was a Distraction Tactic
Chapter 173: A Kingdom of Two
Chapter 174: The Rules of Engagement for Our Secret Kingdom
Chapter 175: My Girlfriend Is a Better Revolutionary Than I Am
Chapter 176: Breakfast in Bed
Chapter 177: Performance Review for My Stepsister (She Passed)
Chapter 178: A Weapon of Mass Seduction Requires Proper Cleaning
Chapter 179: A Scumbag’s Guide to Post-Conquest Aftercare
Chapter 180: Family, Treason, and a Side of Lettuce
Chapter 181: How to Weaponize Love and Break Your Mother’s Heart in Three Easy Steps
Chapter 182: Regarding the New Terms and Conditions of My Family
Chapter 183: How to Manage a Harem in the Back of a Limo
Chapter 184: The Stray Dogs Find Their Kennel, and It’s a Badass Mansion
Chapter 185: The First Rule of Onyx House is You Don’t Annoy the TA with the Eyepatch
Chapter 186: Roll Call of the Damned, the Weird, and the Annoying
Chapter 187: I’m Not Here to Make Friends, I’m Here to Be Your King
Chapter 188: The Stray Dog Meets Five Queens, and None of Them Want to Bow
Chapter 189: How to Win a Fight Without Throwing a Punch (It Really Pisses People Off)
Chapter 190: My Queen Disapproves of My Supervillain Monologue
Chapter 191: The Maillard Reaction Has Never Been So Abused
Chapter 192: My Rich Classmate Solved (Our) World Hunger
Chapter 193: The Onyx Hounds’ First Supper (Is Pizza, Thank God)
Chapter 194: Let the Games Begin
Chapter 195: My Team is Three of the Seven Deadly Sins
Chapter 196: An In-Depth Analysis of Three Very Different Management Styles
Chapter 197: The Stray Dog Flips the Monopoly Board (Metaphorically)
Chapter 198: Capitalism is the Best Foreplay
Chapter 199: An Offer You Can’t Refuse
Chapter 200: My Queen Challenges Me, and That’s Why She’s the Queen
Chapter 201 - 6 AM Sucks, Even for Superhumans
Chapter 202: Name, Rank, and What You Hate Most
Chapter 203: You’re Just Another Kid Who Hasn’t Died Yet
Chapter 204: The Difference Between a Spark and an Inferno
Chapter 205: A Call for Dr. Death
Chapter 206: My Scumbag System is a Jealous Goddess
Chapter 207: The Nurse’s Nickname is "Dr. Death"?!
Chapter 208: You’re an Interesting Specimen
Chapter 209: For Science, Of Course
Chapter 210: The First Rule of Leadership is to Manage Expectations
Chapter 211: How to Get Lost on Purpose
Chapter 212: My Crush Remembers the Smallest Details (It’s a Trap!)
Chapter 213: The Problem with Holding Hands is That You Have to Let Go
Chapter 214: Everyone is Waiting for the Punchline
Chapter 215: The Schedule from Hell
Chapter 216: My Rejects, Damn It
Chapter 217: The Garbage Heap Produces Diamonds
Chapter 218: A Conversation With My Diminutive, Annoying Landlord
Chapter 219: The Gacha Giveth, and the Gacha is Weird
Chapter 220: The Scumbag is Now a Fairy Tale Princess
Chapter 221: The Difference Between a Party Trick and a War Crime
Chapter 222: The Stray Dog Meets the Pedigreed Lioness
Chapter 223: And Which Asset Am I?
Chapter 224: The Stray Dogs Bite the Hand That Tries to Feed Them
Chapter 225: Motivating Slackers with Toilet Duty
Chapter 226: A Starfish, A Goddess, and My Disappointed Girlfriend
Chapter 227: The Blind Leading the Blindly Furious
Chapter 228: The Flawless Performance I Didn’t Orchestrate
Chapter 229: I’m A Scumbag, Not A Teacher
Chapter 230: The Scumbag’s Self-Help Seminar
Chapter 231: How to Break a Girl’s Guard (Literally and Figuratively)
Chapter 232: The Scumbag’s Epiphany
Chapter 233: The Stray Dog Learns a New Trick
Chapter 234: Positive Reinforcement Tastes Delicious
Chapter 235: Looks Like Teacher is Finally Here
Chapter 236: Reality Sickness and Other Fun Ways to Get Killed
Chapter 237: The Most Dangerous Question in the Academy
Chapter 238: The Antennas of Genius
Chapter 239: The Predictable, Adorable Failure of a Healer
Chapter 240: Her First Bullseye Was My Heart (or Somewhere Lower)
Chapter 241: You Call This Help? I Call It Foreplay.
Chapter 242: The Mouse Watches the Wolves Play
Chapter 243: This is What "Later" Looks Like
Chapter 244: This Is What Happens When You Make Your Queen Jealous
Chapter 245: Whoever Makes a Sound Loses The War
Chapter 246: My Queen Claims Her Victory (And Plans The Next)
Chapter 247: This Is How You Forge a Weapon Out of Hope
Chapter 248: The Fox, The Sketchbook, and The Calculated Lie
Chapter 249: Every Asset Has a Price, Every Rival a Weakness
Chapter 250: My Professor’s Ringing Endorsement Comes With a Stipend
Chapter 251: A Brief Respite for a Pack of Broken Hounds
Chapter 252: My Queen Makes Her Move on a Different Chessboard
Chapter 253: They Say All’s Fair in Love And War, But This Is Ridiculous
Chapter 254: The Goddess of Love Just Turned This Day Trip into a Dating Sim
Chapter 255: The Mouse, The Fox, and The Wolf Deciding Which One to Hunt
Chapter 256: Apparently, My Mission Is Now Retail Therapy
Chapter 257: This Is What Happens When You Let Carmen Make The Plans
Chapter 258: Six Pods for Six Misfits, and One Very Pointed Challenge
Chapter 259: This Paired Simulation Was Designed By a Sadist
Chapter 260: Light Me Up, Stray Dog
Chapter 261: I Don’t Know What We Are, But It Works
Chapter 262: My Apex Predator Teammate Can’t Be This Cute
Chapter 263: The Lazy Genius and the Tactical Loafer
Chapter 264: How to Bribe a Genius with Silk Shirts
Chapter 265: Seven Beauties and a Funeral for My Afternoon
Chapter 266: My Stepsister’s Patience is E-Rank
Chapter 267: A Honeytrap in a Cream-Colored Dress
Chapter 268: Operation: Dazzle the Cannon Fodder
Chapter 269: Save the Damsel (But Let the Girls Handle It)
Chapter 270: This Balcony Scene is a Critical Success
Chapter 271: Headphones Off, Signals On
Chapter 272: My Saliva is Now an S-Rank Narcotic
Chapter 273: One Kiss and She’s Hooked
Chapter 274: Operation: Weaponize the Simps
Chapter 275: The Scumbag, the Bat, and the Wardrobe
Chapter 276: Disorder in Mind, Order in Formation
Chapter 277: This Joint Briefing is an S-Rank Social Hazard
Chapter 278: The Sunken Necropolis and Its Un-fun Committee Meeting
Chapter 279: The Top 5 Rankings are a Declaration of War
Chapter 280: The Sunken Necropolis and Its Unfortunate Wake-Up Call
Chapter 281: Playtime is Over, Cannon Fodder
Chapter 282: The Scumbag’s Guide to Motivational Speaking
Chapter 283: Trial by Slaughter, Sponsored by the Gods of Violence
Chapter 284: This Dungeon Has Terrible Feng Shui
Chapter 285: Surprise! The Floor Wants to Drown You
Chapter 286: Symphony of the Scumbag
Chapter 287: A Single Ace Beats a Full House of Ghouls
Chapter 288: Angry Stepsister is Hot
Chapter 289: Weaponizing The Smoke Show
Chapter 290: This Dungeon’s Lure is Not VHC-Approved
Chapter 291: The Sunken Necropolis and Its Unscheduled Management Change
Chapter 292: Charity is the Sharpest Blade
Chapter 293: Scumbag Diplomacy, Lesson One
Chapter 294: Team-Building Exercises
Chapter 295: About That Post-Credits Scene...
Chapter 296: My Scumbag, The Human Shield
Chapter 297: My Tsundere Programming Has Encountered a Fatal Error
Chapter 298: The Power of Love is an Orbital Cannon
Chapter 299: My Girl, My Carry, My Multiple New Problems
Chapter 300: The Most Expensive Babysitting Gig in History
Chapter 301: Just Like Your Father
Chapter 302: The Man in the Mirror Has Some Notes
Chapter 303: The Satori Show
Chapter 304: A Mother’s Love
Chapter 305: Family Reunion (Worst Possible Timing Edition)
Chapter 306: CPR Stands for ’Catastrophic Parental Reveal’
Chapter 307: Sanctions Division? I Thought You Said Sanctions & Divisions
Chapter 308: My Alibi is Gravity
Chapter 309: Some Graves Are Better Left Undisturbed
Chapter 310: Level Up! (And Other Confusing Lies)
Chapter 311: My Protagonist Privileges May Come With Hidden Fees
Chapter 312: The Gacha Banner At The End Of The World
Chapter 313: My Gacha Pull Has Unlocked the Main Quest
Chapter 314: My Girlfriend’s Dad Wants to Have a ’Talk’
Chapter 315: My Stepdad’s Approval Came With One, Terrifying Condition
Chapter 316: A Hero’s Welcome is Just Another Word for a Social Minefield
Chapter 317: Even a Social Predator Needs to Eat Dinner Sometimes
Chapter 318: My Patron God Thinks My Love Life Is a Hit Show
Chapter 319: The Hounds of Onyx Don’t Understand the Concept of a Sick Day
Chapter 320: My Harem is Officially in a Cold War
Chapter 321: The Room Where It Happens [1/2]
Chapter 322: The Room Where It Happens [2/2]
Chapter 323: Packing Up is Hard to Do, Especially When Your Bodyguard Has a Crush on the Stray Dog
Chapter 324: Argent Sentinels Have Rules; Onyx Hounds Have Cookies
Chapter 325: Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys, We Hope You Survive the Experience
Chapter 326: New Member Orientation
Chapter 327: The Only Thing Worse Than a Dungeon is a Roster Sheet
Chapter 328: My Squad is One Part Healer, One Part Spy, and One Part Human Shield
Chapter 329: Congratulations on Your Promotion to Middle Management
Chapter 330: My Team’s Biggest Weakness is Also Our Secret Weapon
Chapter 331: Everyone Wants a Fix
Chapter 332: Bubblegum Pops***
Chapter 333: Bubblegum For Breakfast
Chapter 334: Flora, Fauna, and Financial Ruin
Chapter 335: The Only Thing Scarier Than a Bad Pull is My Stepsister’s "We Need to Talk" Voice
Chapter 336: Team Alpha’s First Field Trip
Chapter 337: Team Alpha Goes to the Murder Garden
Chapter 338: Robots, Roses, and Really Bad Feelings
Chapter 339: Welcome to the Botanical Uprising
Chapter 340: Internal Hostile Takeover
Chapter 341: Post-Dungeon Clarity
Chapter 342: Status Report: 295 SP, One Angry Goth Girl, And A Very Suspicious Message
Chapter 343: Debriefing The Mission
Chapter 344: My Socially Anxious Nerd Just Successfully Flirted
Chapter 345: How To Handle A Rank 10 Tsundere’s Jealousy
Chapter 346: A Queen Must Be Taught Her Place, And The Lesson Begins On Her Knees
Chapter 347: Status Report From The Other Side
Chapter 348: A Tale of Two Professors
Chapter 349: My Boyfriend (Who Isn’t My Boyfriend) Invited Me To His Room And I Am Not Okay
Chapter 350: Why Would I Run?
Chapter 351: A Sovereign’s Guide to Breaking a Good Girl
Chapter 352: My Healer Has An Infinite Stamina Glitch, And We Decided To Stress-Test It All Night
Chapter 353: Morning-After Yoga, As Performed By A Drunk Penguin
Chapter 354: Three Women, One Shirtless Guy, and a Burnt Egg
Chapter 355: The New Normal [1/2]
Chapter 356: The New Normal [2/2]
Chapter 357: I Don’t Lend My Assets
Chapter 358: A Key to the Kingdom
Chapter 359: Two Plans for Tomorrow
Chapter 360: Each Battle Worthy
Chapter 361: The Bait and the Target
Chapter 362: Welcome to the Black Gate
Chapter 363: The Three Truths of Being Screwed
Chapter 364: The Arborist’s Lonely Garden
Chapter 365: My Lady’s Picnic Basket
Chapter 366: Watch Rotation for World’s End
Chapter 367: Heat Is the Answer
Chapter 368: Ten-Foot Gardening Shears
Chapter 369: The Princess’s Ice Road
Chapter 370: Life Water for the Worthy
Chapter 371: This’ll Be Easy
Chapter 372: The Taste of a Perfect Trap
Chapter 373: Two Fucked-Up Kids on Watch Dut
Chapter 374: Glowy McRabbitface Is a Liar
Chapter 375: A Secret Path Through the Nursery
Chapter 376: A Dagger Made From the First Tree’s Heart
Chapter 377: Descent
Chapter 378: My Hand Over His Heart
Chapter 379: A River That Remembers
Chapter 380: A Princess is a Poor Insulator
Chapter 381: The Thawing of Celeste Vance
Chapter 382: The Truth is a Sharper Blade
Chapter 383: Kindling for a Crimson God
Chapter 384: Thermal Shock is a Bitch
Chapter 385: Ashes to Ashes to... Glowing?
Chapter 386: The River of Bad Memories
Chapter 387: Please Do Not Feed the Apparitions
Chapter 388: The Princess Who Ran Toward the Monsters
Chapter 389: The Devil’s Choice: Poison or Poison
Chapter 390: Our Disaster
Chapter 391: The Curator and His Collection
Chapter 392: The Gardener Shows His Roots
Chapter 393: Fuck You Is a Valid Battle Cry
Chapter 394: The Gardener Changes the Rules
Chapter 395: The Gardener’s Final Pruning
Chapter 396: Victory Tastes Like Broken Ribs
Chapter 397: The Scumbag’s Severance Package
Chapter 398: The Muscles Speak of My Triumph!
Chapter 399: Definitely, Utterly Screwed
Chapter 400: The Calamity Couple is Trending
Chapter 401: The Stray Dog Steals My World
Chapter 402: The World is Now Shipping You
Chapter 403: The Calamity Couple Takes the Stage
Chapter 404: Playing for the Cameras
Chapter 405: My Sister’s Variables
Chapter 406: Welcome Home, King of the Strays
Chapter 407: Four Open Doors, One Right Choice
Chapter 408: My First, If Not My Only
Chapter 409: The Queen’s Midnight Counsel
Chapter 410: F-Zero, S-Class
Chapter 411: Think Horizontally
Chapter 412: Five Queens and a Sleeping King
Chapter 413: Four Paths to Ruin (or Reward)
Chapter 414: An Honest Tyrant’s Opening Bid
Chapter 415: The Madman’s Gambit
Chapter 416: Truth or Dare
Chapter 417: What I Am
Chapter 418: My Beautiful, Terrible Lie
Chapter 419: My Soul In Your System
Chapter 420: The King’s Gambit, The Queen’s Dare
Chapter 421: A Taste of Divinity (and Disaster)
Chapter 422: The First Turn in a Vicious Game
Chapter 423: The First Lesson in a Long Night
Chapter 424: A Private Show for the Public
Chapter 425: The Melt
Chapter 426: The Understudy’s Oral Exam
Chapter 427: Rotation Policy
Chapter 428: A Mouthful of Loyalty
Chapter 429: Womb Service
Chapter 430: Face Down, Volume Up
Chapter 431: Zero Waste Policy
Chapter 432: The Queen Eats Last
Chapter 433: Breeding Rights & Bragging Rights
Chapter 434: Five Crowns, One King
Chapter 435: The Perfect Game
Chapter 436: Five Covenants
Chapter 437: Casualties and Snails
Chapter 438: Soreness Loves Company
Chapter 439: The Gyaru’s Breakfast
Chapter 440: Covenant Morning
Chapter 441: The Shadow and the Shameless
Chapter 442: Property of the Bakeneko
Chapter 443: The Carrot and the Spank
Chapter 444: Three Little Words (Not Those Three)
Chapter 445: The Second Wife Auditions
Chapter 446: Five Hickeys and a Funeral
Chapter 447: The Matriarch at the Gates
Chapter 448: Home Field Disadvantage
Chapter 449: Rope Enough
Chapter 450: Parade of Strays
Chapter 451: Crystal Clear
Chapter 452: A Schedule for Damnation
Chapter 453: The Morning After the Morning After
Chapter 454: The Crimson Comet’s Grand Entrance
Chapter 455: The Siren, The Stray Dog, and a Very Public Kiss
Chapter 456: If You Can Fight Hydras, You Can Do Burpees
Chapter 457: The Standoff of the Ice Queen and the Two-Tailed Cat
Chapter 458: A Simple Piece of Advice: Cheat
Chapter 459: Five Women Who Would Burn the World Down
Chapter 460: A Grinder’s Certainty or a Gambler’s Prayer
Chapter 461: The Gacha God Plays Favorites
Chapter 462: The Psychic Foghorn
Chapter 463: Extreme Prejudice and a Pair of Shorts
Chapter 464: All My Girls are Psychic Beacons
Chapter 465: My Ribs for a Thirty-Second Buff
Chapter 466: Naughty Satori Gets a New Pet
Chapter 467: The Stray Dog Learns a New Trick
Chapter 468: You Taste Like Master’s Mouth
Chapter 469: My Body Remembers a Life I Never Lived
Chapter 470: Breeding Habits and Battle Plans
Chapter 471: This Conversation Happens in Private
Chapter 472: We Bleed Extensively
Chapter 473: Just Come Back to Me
Chapter 474: Enter the Crimson Comet
Chapter 475: Showtime for the Stray Dog
Chapter 476: Lightning Never Strikes the Same Place Twice (Unless You’re Me)
Chapter 477: Return to Sender, with Interest
Chapter 478: This Wasn’t a F*cking Exhibition
Chapter 479: Refreshingly Honest, At Least