Dear Fellow Cultivators of Chaos and Silent Lurkers of the Starless Abyss,

I used to think the worst species of online lifeforms were thePrivileged Fucks Chapter 0 Goblins— those Pathetic creatures who read exactlyfour linesof my novel, saw one comma out of place, Charcter used isekai word and immediately declared, "Author has the intelligence of a damp paper towel. One star. Also, India bad."

Truly, I thought they were thefinal bossof webnovel clowns.

But today... oh today, I met anew evolution of clownery.

This specimen didn’t evenreadthe novel. No no — this one scrolled past the Chapters like a lactose-intolerant child in a cheese museum and dove straight into thereview section drama. After reading the hate comments and my spicy clapbacks, he decided:"Hmm, I shall now leave a1-star review, just to see if the Author willduel mein the comments like it’s a Yu-Gi-Oh deathmatch."

Sir. Ma’am. Thing. Why are you like this?

For a brief moment, my hands itched to unleash a thousand words ofkeyboard-fuupon this attention-seeking fruitcake. But then I remembered a sacred hate comment from the archives:

"This author deletes reviews. He’s abusing his power!"

And for the first time in my majestic Webnovel career...I clicked ’Delete’like a petty god smiting trolls with thunderous grace.

I feel no shame. Only divine satisfaction.

Now, I come to you — my loyal readers, my blessed cult of silent ninjas — with a request. Nay, asummons.If you’ve read and giggled even once...If you’ve survived my typos and lived to tell the tale...If you’ve watched me fight internet gremlins in the reviews like a caffeine-fueled gladiator...

Please.Rate the damn novel.

Help me maintain that sweet, sweet4-star ratingso I can continue fighting the forces of stupidity with meme-swords and sarcastic spells.

With salt, sass, and seven cups of rage-coffee,– Your Dramatic & Slightly Deranged Author,DarkGoldMonarch 👑🔥

P.S. Don’t worry. I only deleted this Fuck’sreview and remaining are intact, even the Racist comment is in the review saying " Indian people are call center frauds"

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