Chapter 96: The Entertainment District: Flashy Demons & Explosive Entrances
'Oops! I Stole the Isekai Lottery'AtDemon Slayer HQ, Raja stood before hishandpicked trio, exuding the confidence of adivine commanderready to send his troops into glorious battle.
"Alright, listen up!"Raja announced, hands on his hips.
Standing before him were:
🔥Tengen Uzui– The self-proclaimedGod of Flashiness, currently checking his nails for maximum shininess.
🌸Kanao Tsuyuri– The quiet, observant one, currently wondering why she was roped into this madness.
🔫Genya Shinazugawa– The Black-hooded human arsenal, frowning inpure confusion.
"Your mission is to infiltrate theEntertainment Districtand locate theUpper-Rank Demonsuspected ofabducting Demon Slayersand civilians."Raja said, pacing dramatically.
Tengengrinned."Ah, the Entertainment District! A place full ofpleasure, beauty, and danger... Truly theperfectstage for a god like me! and I need to find my Missing Undercover wives."
Genyablinked."You mean full oflust and sin."
Rajaclapped Genya’s back."Exactly! And that’s why I’ll be going as arich young masterlooking for a good time!"
Genya’s facecontorted in pure horror."WHAT?!"
Kanaotilted her head."Then... what are we supposed to do?"
"Simple."Raja smirked."Kanao, you’re my maid. Genya, you’re mybodyguard."
Tengenraised a hand."And me?"
"You? You’re onrecon duty. Find out where the missing civilians were last seen."
Genya crossed his arms."Why do you get the easy job?"
"Easy?!"Rajalaughed."I’m willingly walking into the lair of a demon whoseduces men before devouring them. That’s NOT easy, Genya. That’s dedication!"
Genya muttered under his breath."This is the stupidest plan ever."
Tengen clappedhis hands together."It’sflashy, though. I approve."
Kanaosmiled, alreadymentally preparingfor the absurdity that was about to unfold.
Uponarriving at Yoshiwara Red-Light District, the trio wasimmediately overwhelmed.
Genya, who had neverstepped foot in a place like this, looked around indisbelief."What... is this place?!"
Tengen, standing with his arms crossed,nodded proudly."Ah, Genya, my boy! This is where men come to experiencetrue happiness—drinks, music, and beautiful women!"
Genyascowled."Sounds like a damn nightmare."
Meanwhile, Kanao, who was supposed to beblending in, was already attracting attention simply by beingherself—calm, observant, and clearlyout of place.
Tengen’sexpression darkenedas he turned to Raja."I swear, if you mess this up, I’ll kill you myself."
"Relax,"Raja grinned."What could possibly go wrong?"
The moment hestepped insidethe brothel,everything went wrong.
Raja, acting like a wealthy young master, is accompanied by his maid, Kanao, and his bodyguard, Genya, as he prepares for an exciting evening.
The night is set to unfold at the grand Oiran Warabihime, an entertainment district where Raja plans to indulge in all the luxuries and entertainment it has to offer, enjoying the company of his maid and the protection of his bodyguard.
Before heading out for Oiran performance, Raja gives Kanao and Genya their orders to prepare for the night.
They quickly leave to get ready, donning their specialized uniforms.
Kanao dresses in her usual combat attire, blending practicality with elegance, while Genya adopts a more intimidating appearance. Dressed in a striking Black hood, he carries dual Desert Eagles, a shotgun strapped to his back, a Nichirin Assassin’s Knife at his side, and a utility belt equipped with explosives and bullet magazines, ready for any danger that may arise.
Together, they stand by on the rooftop of the building waiting for the big signal.
Seatedfront and center, Rajasipped his drink,watchingthe district’s most famousOiran, Warabihime(a.k.a.Daki) perform withgrace and beauty.
But instead of beingenchantedlike the rest of the audience, Rajasmirked knowingly.
"Lovely performance,"Raja remarked, swirling his drink."Tell me, Warabihime... how manyhave you killedwith this little act of yours?"
Theentire roomfelldead silent.
Daki’ssmile froze, hereyes narrowing slightly.
"Excuse me?"she purred sweetly.
Rajagrinned wider."Oh, I don’t need an answer. I already know. We’ve been looking for some...missing friendsof mine. Would you happen to know where you’ve put them,Daki?"
Dakivisibly tensed.
"Who are you?"she whispered, her usual charmcracking.
Before Raja could answer, amassive explosionrocked the building.
BOOOOM!
Rajaleaned back in his chair, completely unfazed.
"Ah,"he mused."No need to answer. I think my friendalready found them."
15 minutes earlier...
Tengen,scanning the rooftops, had found somethingodd.
"A massive hollow chamber...underground?" Raja advice Tengen to find a underground chamber in the district.
His instinctsscreamed. Without hesitation, heleaped downand, inone powerful motion, unsheathed hisblades.
"Sound Breathing,First Form: Roar!"
KA-BOOOOOOM!!!
Amassive shockwaveerupted, shaking the entire district.
As thesmoke cleared, Tengen found himselfstanding inside a hidden chamber.
Hiseyes widenedat the sight.
Bodies. Dozens of them, trapped insideobi sashes, their faces frozen insilent screams.
And among them...
His wives.
Tengengritted his teeth.
"Took me long enough to find you, huh?"he muttered.
Just then, thesentient obilurched toward him, attacking withwhip-like precision.
Tengen,smirking,dodged effortlessly.
"Oh? You want to dance? Fine, let’s make this flashy!"
Withone rapid motion, Tengensliced through the obi, instantlyfreeingsome of the victims.
The obifroze, sensing Tengen’srazor-sharp intuition.
"You’re not like the others..."it hissed.
"Damn right, I’m not!"Tengengrinned."I’m Tengen Uzui!God of Flashiness!"
Hedashed forward, cutting through theremaining sashes.
Hiswives stumbled free, eyeswide with relief.
Tengen,grinning like an idiot,patted their heads.
"You girls did great.Flashy work!You are my wives, alright!"
Back in thebrothel, Daki,realizing she’d been exposed, made arun for it.
"Enough talk!"sheleaped through the window, landing gracefully on therooftops.
Before she couldescape, twofiguresburst out of the room into the Rooftop.
Kanao & Genya.
"You’re not going anywhere, demon!"Genya growled,cocking his shotgun.
Dakisneered."Tsk, more pests!"
Withblinding speed, shedarted across the rooftops, Kanao & Genyahot on her heels.
Genya,firing rapidly, tried toslow her down, while Kanaoused her agility to cut off her escape routes.
Below them,Raja casually walked out.
"Ahhh, rooftop chases.So dramatic."he chuckled.
Tengen,now standing beside him, stretched.
"So, what’s next?"
Rajagrinned.
"Now? Now wehunt her down."
TO BE CONTINUED...🚀🔥
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