The Eternal Farmer: I Trade My Harvest for Immortality
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Synopsis
At 78 years old, with one foot in the grave and zero achievements, Li Meng awakens a System that turns intimacy into immortality.
He has no time for meditation. He has no talent for swordsmanship. But in the infamous Joyous Union Sect, he has the perfect cheat code.
[Ding! System Activated.] [Core Mechanic: Convert physical contact with female cultivators into EXP.]
Holding Hands: +10 EXP.
A Passionate Kiss: +100 EXP.
Dual Cultivation (Going all the way): LEVEL UP!
Realizing his advantage, Li Meng discards his dignity to survive. He adopts the persona of a harmless, benevolent "Grandpa" figure to lower the guards of the sect's beautiful yet dangerous women.
To the outside world, he is the kind-hearted "Wealth-Scattering Senior Brother." In reality, he is a cunning old fox hunting for his next source of cultivation.
From the arrogant Senior Aunt to the innocent Junior Sister, Li Meng will help them solve their problems... in exchange for a night of "cultivation."
Why read this?
Unique MC: An experienced, manipulative old man, not a naive teenager.
System Progression: Clear stats, alchemy mastery, and talisman crafting.
Harem Building: Gotta catch 'em all!
Weak to Strong: Defying death to stand at the apex.
Chapter Directory
149 ChaptersChapters 1 - 100
Chapter 1 The Lifespan Limit
Chapter 2 The System Finally Arrives
Chapter 3 The Thousand Treasure Pavilion and Senior Qu
Chapter 4 Flawless Pills
Chapter 5 Qu Rou’s Flustered Fury
Chapter 6 Li Meng’s Bitter Resentment
Chapter 7 The Scarlet Forbidden Ground
Chapter 8 Xue Ruyu and Xue Lun
Chapter 9 The Ice Serpent’s Inner Core
Chapter 10 Talismans
Chapter 11 Second-Rank Alchemist
Chapter 12 The Crime Lies Not in the Jade, But in Owning It
Chapter 13 The Shapeshifting Talisman
Chapter 14 The Attendant on the Second Floor
Chapter 15 The Lunar Body
Chapter 16 Must Go to the Scarlet Forbidden Ground
Chapter 17 Duel at the Martial Arena
Chapter 18 Senior Qu’s Cloud Peak Abode
Chapter 19 Leave Immediately After We’re Done
Chapter 20 Spirit Sword Talisman
Chapter 21 The Bewildered Qu Rou
Chapter 22 Lü Wei and Chen Lan
Chapter 23 The Heaven-Reaching Spirit Vessel
Chapter 24 The Immortal Beauty Ranking
Chapter 25 Dying Without Regret
Chapter 26 The Five Great Sects
Chapter 27 The Demonic Cultivator
Chapter 28 The Hundred Soul Banner
Chapter 29 The Bamboo Demon
Chapter 30 Mystic Yin Fruit
Chapter 31 The Mist Demon
Chapter 32 This is No Place to Linger
Chapter 33 Landscape Stream
Chapter 34 Sword Splitting Technique
Chapter 35 The Toad in the Water
Chapter 36 Beyond the Boundary Wall
Chapter 37 The White Jade Coffin
Chapter 38 Leaving the Scarlet Forbidden Ground
Chapter 39 A Talisman Prodigy
Chapter 40 Don’t Panic, Junior Sister
Chapter 41 A Registered Disciple
Chapter 42 Are You Worth That Price
Chapter 43 The So-Called Human Heart
Chapter 44 Liu Siyue
Chapter 45 Gambling for That Sliver of Hope
Chapter 46 Soul Return Pill
Chapter 47 A Fair Transaction
Chapter 48 A Passing Traveler in Life
Chapter 49 Menting Peak
Chapter 50 Go Find Senior Qu
Chapter 51 The Mid-Grade Magic Treasure Verdant Wood Ring
Chapter 52 Sitting Death and Dao Dissipation
Chapter 53 An Acquaintance
Chapter 54 The So-Called Dao Discussion
Chapter 55 Senior Brother! It’s a Deal
Chapter 56 Refining the Soul Return Pill
Chapter 57 The Flawless Ageless Pill
Chapter 58 Don’t Smile So Lewdly
Chapter 59 The Price Isn’t Right Yet
Chapter 60 Demonic Beasts and Yaoguai
Chapter 61 The Auction Immortal Assembly
Chapter 62 Auction Hostess Mu Jiu’er
Chapter 63 Auction Turmoil
Chapter 64 Mystic Yellow Primordial Qi
Chapter 65 First-Grade Divine Firmament Talisman Treasure Earth Shrinking Talisman
Chapter 66 The Longevity Fruit and the Heavenly Lightning Bamboo
Chapter 67 Moon Gaze Peak
Chapter 68 Cultivate With Me
Chapter 69 Alchemy on Moon Gaze Peak, The Commotion Was a Bit Loud
Chapter 70 Refining the Dustfall Pill
Chapter 71 The Message Bureau and Spirit Grace Peak
Chapter 72 I Will Keep It for You
Chapter 73 She Deserved a Flawless Foundation Pill
Chapter 74 What You Cannot Have Is the Best
Chapter 75 Foundation Establishment at Moon Gaze Peak
Chapter 76 Leaving Seclusion to See Senior Sister Qu
Chapter 77 The Relationship List
Chapter 78 Sect Master Li Qiushui
Chapter 79 The Golden Light Mantra Talisman
Chapter 80 Qian Family Fortress and the Woman in Red
Chapter 81 Vanquishing Demons and Upholding the Dao
Chapter 82 The Buddha’s Voice of Brahma
Chapter 83 Li Xi and Yu Youwei
Chapter 84 Husband, Kill Him!
Chapter 85 The Hatred Between Two Women
Chapter 86 The Side-Profession Master Who Wanted to Earn Money
Chapter 87 The Junior Sister About to Enter Seclusion
Chapter 88 The Void Temple and the First Business Deal
Chapter 89 All Ruthless People
Chapter 90 Then This Junior Brother Will Suffer a Small Loss
Chapter 91 Senior, Junior, or Brother
Chapter 92 A Curious Transformation
Chapter 93 Rumors of Moon Gaze Peak
Chapter 94 The Sect Master’s Deposit
Chapter 95 The Power of the Golden Light Mantra Talisman
Chapter 96 Equally Monstrous in Array Formation
Chapter 97 Why Are You Running
Chapter 98 Junior Brother, Save Me!
Chapter 99 The Five Elements Li-Fire Array
Chapter 100 Go, Go, Go!
Chapters 101 - 149
Chapter 101 The Sunset Glow Temple on Sunset Glow Mountain
Chapter 102 The Ghostly Creature of Sunset Glow Temple
Chapter 103 Is This the End
Chapter 104 The High-Grade Magical Artifact Soul Suppressing Bell
Chapter 105 The Spirit Puppet and an Old Acquaintance
Chapter 106 Reunion with Junior Brother Qian and Junior Sister Hua
Chapter 107 A Chorus of Specters
Chapter 108 Xiaoqian and Xiao Qi
Chapter 109 Fish Dragon Alley in Lijiang City
Chapter 110 Demon Suppression Office
Chapter 111 The Gaunt Taoist and the Black-Clothed Youth
Chapter 112 Battle in the Tavern
Chapter 113 Blood Blade Sect
Chapter 114 Rat Supreme
Chapter 115 Blood Flash Technique
Chapter 116 First-Grade Spring Return Talisman
Chapter 117 Merit
Chapter 118 Returning to the Joyous Union Sect
Chapter 119 Senior Brother and Senior
Chapter 120 Junior Sister Hua Who Came to Fulfill the Agreement
Chapter 121 Just a Step Away
Chapter 122 Senior… Senior Brother Can’t Dual Cultivate
Chapter 123 Three Paths of the Thunder God
Chapter 124 The Melancholy Senior Sister Wan
Chapter 125 Yao Ning’s Medicinal Bath
Chapter 126 Zhao Kuo and Leng Yixue
Chapter 127 Leng Yiyue
Chapter 128 Shared Bath Treatment
Chapter 129 Senior Wen’s Invitation
Chapter 130 Chance Encounter with Junior Brother Chen and Junior Sister Fish
Chapter 131 Wen Huanhuan
Chapter 132 Senior Han’s Request
Chapter 133 The Dao Heart is Merely Clarity of Thought
Chapter 134 Masked Moon Peak’s Formation Token
Chapter 135 Refining the Third-Grade Soul Nourishing Pill
Chapter 136 The Shameless Offensive
Chapter 137 The Confused, Flustered, and Furious Wen Huanhuan
Chapter 138 Yu Youwei’s Choice
Chapter 139 The Third-Grade Shangqing Pill
Chapter 140 Master’s Heart Demon
Chapter 141 Chen Lan’s Foundation Establishment
Chapter 142 Senior Sister, Are You Alright
Chapter 143 The Bodhi Tree in the Western Desert Wilderness
Chapter 144 The Night of Welcoming Moon Peak
Chapter 145 Pavilion in the Moonlit Flower Garden
Chapter 146 Shu Country’s Wood Mulberry City
Chapter 147 The Tavern Sage and the Desert Horsemen
Chapter 148 Tianshi Mansion of Qi Kingdom
Chapter 149 A Dream Amidst the Tribulation
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