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Synopsis
[!]: NOVEL START: Your Girlfriend Calls Me Daddy
[!]: Genre: [Isekai Transmigration] x [Academy Harem] x [Power Theft]
[!]: Objective: Steal the Heroines. Copy the Powers. Rewrite the Ending.
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Rome D'Angelo woke up in the body of a webnovel's disposable villain, the arrogant playboy rival designed to lose, suffer, and fade into irrelevance by chapter fifty.
The system gave him two ultimatums and zero sympathy:
Complete the “Harem Lord” ending in 700 days, or die.
Graduate top-five at Coastline Hero Academy, or lose everything.
His advantages? A face that opens doors, a fortune that closes mouths, and an SS-Rank ability the world thinks doesn't exist.
[ ESSENCE DRAIN ] — Power theft through intimate contact. The deeper the bond, the stronger the copy.
Registered as a “Passive Null,” Rome is invisible to the system that governs this world. Which means he can break every rule, as long as nobody sees his eyes glow.
The original story was a pure-love romance about an earnest hero winning seven hearts through effort and sincerity.
Rome read three chapters, skimmed to the ending, and forgot half the cast.
Now he has to steal those seven heroines from a protagonist he barely remembers, using meta-knowledge full of holes and an ability that turns every relationship into a transaction.
His first target? Marilyn Cross: a devil girl with spatial powers, a merchant's mind, and a smile that promises trouble.
The complications? Cheon Hae-Won can see his stolen abilities. Noel Stark has a childhood grudge he doesn't remember. And the original hero, Nolan Traore, is exactly as pure-hearted as advertised.
Every kiss is a power-up. Every secret is a liability. Every heroine he claims pushes him closer to godhood and further from the man he used to be.
Rome didn't choose this story. But he's going to finish it his way.
Chapter Directory
136 ChaptersChapters 1 - 100
Chapter 1 | Welcome to Hero Academy, Your First Exam is in the Bedroom
Chapter 2 | The Rich Boy, The Ultimatum, and The Girl in the Too-Short Skirt
Chapter 3 | My Dislikes are Pointless Rules, Fake People, and the Main Heroine’s Boyfriend
Chapter 4 | A List of Girls Who Want Me (For Different Reasons)
Chapter 5 | How To Corner a Tsundere
Chapter 6 | How to Fail an Exam by Passing Too Hard
Chapter 7 | I Survived the Hero’s Journey, But Calculus Is Trying to Kill Me
Chapter 8 | A Devil Girl’s Guide to Getting Secrets Out of a Rich Boy
Chapter 9 | My First Taste Tasted Like Cinnamon and Trouble
Chapter 10 | She Said She Wanted to Feel It a Second Time
Chapter 11 | The Protagonist Believes in Justice, I Believe in Winning
Chapter 12 | The Debate is Over, But The Real Test Has Begun
Chapter 13 | She Thinks I’m a Fool, But My Analysis is Undeniable
Chapter 14 | The Tsundere Rival Hates My Guts, But She Can’t Argue With My Strategy
Chapter 15 | How to Impress a Sadistic Teacher
Chapter 16 | I Don’t Do The Homework, I Just Provide The Final Answer
Chapter 17 | My Rival Called Me Insufferable, Then Offered to Help Me
Chapter 18 | My Date Can Wait, I’ve Got a New Problem and Her Name is Cheon Hae-Won
Chapter 19 | My Stalker is the Class Rep
Chapter 20 | The Devil Girl’s Three Rules For Stealing Her Power
Chapter 21 | My Father Will Kill Him, But First I Need Him To Keep Going
Chapter 22 | The ROI On This Kiss Is Going To Be Complicated
Chapter 23 | My "Passive Null" ability is apparently an S-Rank aphrodisiac
Chapter 24 | I Ruined Her Sheets And Now She’s Angry About My Credit Card Limit
Chapter 25 | I Tasted Her And Then Realized I Might Be The Villain
Chapter 26 | "What Are We?" Is A Question I Cannot Answer Without A Lawyer
Chapter 27 | I Forgot To Buy Protection So I Guess We’re Doing "High Risk, High Reward"
Chapter 28 | Acquiring "Liminal Step" Through Extremely Direct Physical Contact
Chapter 29 | Post-Sex Clarity
Chapter 30 | I Should Be Panicking About Pregnancy But The Cuddling Is S-Tier
Chapter 31 | Skipping Morning Yoga To Test The Waterproof Rating Of My Boyfriend
Chapter 32 | The Walk Of Shame Is Actually A Walk Of Victory When You’re Me
Chapter 33 | The Heir To The Angelo Corporation Has New Eyes
Chapter 34 | Her Hips Are Bigger Than My Car And That Is Not A Metaphor
Chapter 35 | The Backlash From Gravity Jail Is Worth It For The view
Chapter 36 | Being A "Null" Is A Lot Easier When You Are Rich And Connected
Chapter 37 | 6 AM Training Sessions Are A Hate Crime Against My Sleep Schedule
Chapter 38 | "I Have Evidence Of Your Crimes!" "That’s Nice, Now Come Here"
Chapter 39 | The Class Rep Wanted To Report Me So I Gave Her A Different Kind Of Punishment
Chapter 40 | Post-Nut Clarity
Chapter 41 | The Demon Girl Is Moving In And She Brought A Duffel Bag Of Attitude
Chapter 42 | Survival Strategy: Collecting Girlfriends To Maintain My S-Rank Skills
Chapter 43 | The Main Wife Decides Who Gets To Be Second Place
Chapter 44 | Strategic Planning On The Couch, Tactical Sex On The Counter
Chapter 45 | I Try To Study The Meta But There Is A Devil In My Kitchen
Chapter 46 | Strategy Meetings Are More Efficient When You Are Naked
Chapter 47 | Hae-Won Discovers The Difference Between Mind Control And Being Horny
Chapter 48 | Logical Fallacies And Wet Pillows
Chapter 49 | The Walk Of Shame Is Only A Shame If You Are Capable Of Feeling It
Chapter 50 | Social Media Is A Dungeon And Everyone Is Aggroed On Me
Chapter 51 | 23% Of My Essentia Is Missing And I Think I Liked It
Chapter 52 | The Logistics Of Sharing An Essentia Battery With A Demon
Chapter 53 | The Costume Has Flex-Weave But The Strings Attached Are Steel
Chapter 54 | "Short Stack" Is Not A Term Of Endearment (Yet)
Chapter 55 | Noel Stark Has A Binder Full Of Ways To Kill Me
Chapter 56 | Virgin Killer vs. The Stark Family Pride
Chapter 57 | My Demon Girlfriend Drafts A Non-Disclosure Agreement
Chapter 58 | Clause Four States That You Are Sleeping In My Bed Tonight
Chapter 59 | I Am Officially An Adaptive-Type
Chapter 60 | Accomplices Hide Bodies, Partners Sign Contracts
Chapter 61 | The Class Rep Walks Into A Trap Set By The Main Heroine
Chapter 62 | I Was Blackmailed By A Demon
Chapter 63 | Terms of Submission
Chapter 64 | What You Already Want
Chapter 65 | Your Body’s Answer
Chapter 66 | The Unbending Reed Finally Breaks
Chapter 67 - 6-7 | A Honey Latte and a Cardinal Sin
Chapter 68 | The Same Feeling, The Wrong Man
Chapter 69 | Black Dress, Blue Lace
Chapter 70 | The Beginning of What I Promised
Chapter 71 | A Thorough Preparation
Chapter 72/73 | Every Last Detail
Chapter 73/74 | A Lesson in Submission
Chapter 74 - 75 | An Unfiled Report
Chapter 75 - 76 | How to Put a Girl Back Together
Chapter 76 - 77 | An Honest Arrangement
Chapter 77 - 78 | The Spoils of War
Chapter 78 - 79 | How to Wake Up Your Boyfriend (An Inquiry)
Chapter 79 - 80 | According to Online Resources
Chapter 80 - 81 | A Professional’s Discretion
Chapter 81 - 82 | Two Scratches and a Bite Mark
Chapter 82 - 83 | Proper Form and Improper Thoughts
Chapter 83 - 84 | A Masterpiece in Tiny Shorts
Chapter 84 - 85 | A Glass Cannon and a Girl Who Lacks Confidence
Chapter 85 - 86 | Contingencies and Other Forms of Hope
Chapter 86 - 87 | You Look Homicidal
Chapter 87 - 88 | A Finishing Move, Not an Opening Play
Chapter 88 - 89 | The Only Answer is Both
Chapter 89 - 90 | Lightning, Honey, and Cinnamon
Chapter 90 - 91 | Your Turn, Panda
Chapter 91 - 92 | A Fucked Up Cocktail
Chapter 92 - 93 | A Generator at Maximum Capacity
Chapter 93 - 94 | That Was Sharing. This is Mine.
Chapter 94 - 95 | Post-Orgasm Haze and Poor Priorities
Chapter 95 - 96 | Aggressive Mosquitos
Chapter 96 - 97 | Two Perfect Shots Under Pressure
Chapter 97 - 98 | New Type of Hardcore Sparring
Chapter 98 - 99 | Good Weather After a Long Rain
Chapter 99 - 100 | If You Were Mine
Chapter 100 - 101 | The Anatomy of a Simple Touch
Chapters 101 - 136
Chapter 101 - 102 | The Heat a Teammate Doesn’t Provide
Chapter 102 - 103 | The Rules of Financial Irresponsibility
Chapter 103 - 104 | One Problem at a Time is a Lie
Chapter 104 - 105 | Adapt, Improvise, and Blame Me Later
Chapter 105 - 106 | A Shortcut Through the Rules of Engagement
Chapter 106 - 107 | An Audit of Miracles
Chapter 107 - 108 | Terms of Cohabitation
Chapter 108 - 109 | Two Threats Pending, Three People Present
Chapter 109 - 110 | The Gacha Giveth, and The Gacha Giveth More
Chapter 110 - 111 | Zero Cooldown
Chapter 111 - 112 | The Cohabitation Tax
Chapter 112 - 113 | Not All Customers Are Created Equal
Chapter 113 - 114 | A Public Demonstration of a Private Matter
Chapter 114 - 115 | A Demonstration of Chemistry
Chapter 115 - 116 | The Demilitarized Zone
Chapter 116 - 117 | All’s Fair in Love and Sario Kart
Chapter 117 - 118 | The Difference Between Asking and Knowing
Chapter 118 - 119 | The Semantics of Friendship
Chapter 119 - 120 | Goodbye Kiss, Hello Problem
Chapter 120 - 121 | Everything is a Sides Situation
Chapter 121 - 122 | My To-Do List is Full of Women
Chapter 122 - 123 | Lancer and the Adaptive-Type Lie
Chapter 123 - 124 | A Lab Rat with Benefits
Chapter 124 - 125 | Everyone Is a Complication
Chapter 125 - 126 | Let Me Show You What I Taste Like
Chapter 126 - 127 | Vanilla and Frost
Chapter 127 - 128 | From Playboy to Public Enemy Number One
Chapter 128 - 129 | Change of Plans, Short Stack
Chapter 129 - 130 | The Drain I Can’t Control
Chapter 130 - 131 | Panda Panties and Binomial Theorems
Chapter 131 - 132 | Yeah, Me Neither
Chapter 132 - 133 | Don’t Lie to the Demon
Chapter 133 - 134 | The Panda and the Demon
Chapter 134 - 135 | My Reputation Precedes Me
Chapter 135 - 136 | The Truth is a Dangerous Strategy
Chapter 136 - 137 | Vanilla and Frost
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