Chapter 0: I will become a thaumaturge Chapter 1: Bunsen was a good dog Chapter 2: That is a stone Chapter 3: I can go into theoretical strata research if I know enough about rocks Chapter 4: The Eidralith has, for forty-seven years, done absolutely nothing Chapter 5: Did anyone else see the box fly at my face? Chapter 6: Calibrating meat vessel Chapter 7: This interface is referred to as the System, not “glyph” Chapter 8: 54% Determination + 29% Stupenstone Core + 14% Pacing Synchronization = Burden of Stones Chapter 9: Why are you casting spells with your armpits? Chapter 10: Synod forgive me, I’ve lit my sister on fire Chapter 11: Quadraligned Fabrisse Kestovar, Binder of Realms, Slayer of Paperwork Chapter 12: Primary Aether Path: Celestial Hoarding Chapter 13: Hi, Fabriiii~ Chapter 14: Why don’t you have a single skill that deals damage? Chapter 15: I found your freckles! Chapter 16: Why’s the mnemonic so cringy? Chapter 17: He still looks like a wet goblin Chapter 18: Oh, I am the stuff Chapter 19: I will show you Chapter 20: What it really does Chapter 21: Emotional Memory Recovered: Determined Shame Chapter 22: Are you just spinning it in a circle? Chapter 23: He launched the Stone with resonance, intent, concordance! Chapter 24: Cope, seethe, mald Chapter 25: The wards on this window are outdated and very climbable Chapter 26: Do I look like a bird to you? Chapter 27: Distraction is a failure of internal discipline Chapter 28: It started when I smashed my face into a stack of pebbles Chapter 29: You were so still, the Archive categorized you as a shelf Chapter 30: I need to borrow Kestovar Chapter 31: I didn’t expect him to be . . . short Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #1 Chapter 32: “Quack,” the bird said Chapter 33: I’ll need to smack Cuman in the head soon Chapter 34: Show me you’re serious Chapter 35: Drink 2 liters of water a day Chapter 36: Gimme my WATER! Min Hajin‘s Research Notes #1 Chapter 37: That looks like a doodle Chapter 38: I can’t compete with real effort Chapter 39: Stone Thaumaturgy is stupid Chapter 40: Kestovar. You’re with me. Chapter 41: Is it narcissism if I am actually just better than everyone? Chapter 42: Severa Montreal aura farming Chapter 43: Stand against the wind Chapter 44: What if High Instructants become collectibles? Archmagus Rolen‘s Revision #1 Chapter 45: It was, unfortunately, a chicken Chapter 46: It was imperative that Cuman got stoned Chapter 47: Then they retreat dramatically into the sunset Chapter 48: She eats pie too? Chapter 48.1: Can’t you buy another pear? Chapter 48.2: I don’t fall. I merely descend with urgency. Chapter 48.3: By the ballsacks of the Synod, Kestovar! Chapter 48.4: You are to be my friend for the night Chapter 48.5: Did you hand-pick your friends, or does this one just happen to look like your crush? Chapter 48.6: Who cares about someone else’s friendship? Chapter 48.7: Why did you tackle the cat? Chapter 48.8: Meow meow Chapter 48.9: Finding the cat gives me meaningful progression Chapter 48.10: Severa would rather meow at a cat than apologize to him Chapter 49: I don’t want to hear your excuses unless it’s ‘chip chip’ Chapter 50: The whole world has a personal vendetta against me! Chapter 51: Rock-solid performance Chapter 52: Shortcuts are for show-offs and corpses Chapter 53: Assistant Hajin told me to, uh, meditate Chapter 54: Can I harmonize with you, Liene? Chapter 55: Fabri threw rocks at bullies without telling me Chapter 55.2: The great bearer of the Eidralith in the noble pursuit of picking rocks (NEW CONTENT) Chapter 55.3: Please don’t talk unless it’s something important, like rocks Chapter 55.4: Earth Thaumaturgy really is redundant Chapter 55.5: Good morning, good day, goodbye Chapter 55.6: Do you eat food? Chapter 55.7: That’s what happens when you don’t eat Chapter 56: Why are my sidequests all nonsense? Chapter 57: I need to touch his nose so bad Chapter 58: If the artifact told you to touch my nose, I can only assume it’s scentient Chapter 59: Every Professor’s favorite student pairing Chapter 60: Fabrisse Kestovar and the Infinity Gauntlet Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #2 Headmaster Draeth’s EXTREMELY IMPORTANT Announcement #1 Chapter 61: Who’s my girlfriend? (1) Chapter 62: We ride at dusk! Chapter 63: Now go put the remaining five thousand Skitterwhits into your jar Chapter 64: Why did you murder my child? Chapter 65: If you want to . . . Chapter 66: You’re not mad, you’re just misunderstood Chapter 67: Don’t think, just cast Chapter 68: I see we’re having . . . an educational moment Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #3 Chapter 69: Nice Chapter 70: Imagine what you could do with actual talent Chapter 71: It’s my ritual hat Chapter 72: One must not skimp on the reverence Chapter 73: You must have one happy moment in your life, right? Chapter 74: How do I know you’re not just harvesting my trauma for sport? Chapter 75: Of course. Bask. Chapter 76: It’s the petal hugger! Here you can find the secret ending

Chapter 77: “Pew-pew!” she said Chapter 78: There was NO hugging involved Chapter 79: I am physics, and you just violated natural law. Chapter 80: Say ‘We’re just academic partners!’ Donation to the Synod (for very important expenditures) Chapter 81: She’s the Moonbear Archmagus, but please don’t refer to her that way Chapter 82: A fine young man like you . . . Chapter 83: So it’s politics Chapter 84: Gid good Chapter 85: That means you kind of suck, Kestovar Chapter 86: That was ‘crazy-yo’ Chapter 87: Why’s Dubbie here? Chapter 88: I admire your ability to collect rocks even after failing five consecutive exams Chapter 89: I can’t shoot a bird! Chapter 90: I’m not letting Tom be the reason I finish this quest Chapter 91: How do you throw a rock at someone reverently? Chapter 92: Yeah but the +2 RES though Chapter 93: You may applaud now Chapter 94: Is that a Silico-Dormant Obscura, Grade Theta? Chapter 95: Impressively Not First Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #4 Chapter 96: You’re going to make Fabrisse blush Chapter 97: I have done some digging into your personal life Chapter 98: Third Arm of the Beaver Chapter 99: Come out and fight fair! Chapter 100: She’d lost a pen trying to fight off the void, while he’d lost nothing Chapter 101: “It’s showtime” Chapter 102: She should’ve been called Celine Duckling Chapter 103: The butler for the butler Chapter 104: No man will ever reduce me to a giggling mess with just a smolder and a jawline Chapter 105: You guys could perspire together! Chapter 106: Can you stop casting spells on me . . . Chapter 107.1: Don’t flake on me, Mister ‘I Forgot’ Chapter 107.2: You’re conspiring against me, Eidralith, by giving me this quest! Chapter 108: Try smashing rocks instead of studying them Chapter 109: Split her open and feast on her blood The Eidralith’s Note #1 Chapter 110: I tortured you purely for your well-being Chapter 111: You don’t want a snobby nerd making a hobby out of you Chapter 112: Why did you name a male duck Mercy? Chapter 113: Like two snakes in a very petty argument over volume Chapter 114: Whoever that person was, they were UGLY Chapter 115: I need to get within two meters of the fire! Chapter 116: Why does Ilya always have the most ridiculous spells? Chapter 117: Initiating Forced Shutdown Chapter 118: I will end you in five moves Chapter 119: So you have a problem with me specifically Chapter 120: Undead means he’s already dead Chapter 121: He didn’t even know their gender Chapter 122: You’re the first boy I’ve met who could make limestone sound fascinating Chapter 123: Allegedly, you slept with my daughter Chapter 124: Stone, Silent Chapter 125: How about we happen to be on a date tonight at nine? Chapter 126: You can’t hoard my friends too Chapter 127: And maybe that weird boy needed a friend Chapter 128: You look so pretty Chapter 129: Mother! Sis brought home another rock nerd again! How To Train Your Dungeoneers Chapter 130: They have a JAR of Stupenstone? Chapter 131: Are you of age for work? Chapter 132: I am now an adequate spellcaster Chapter 133: I don’t want to lie to myself tonight Chapter 134: This will probably be weird, Fabrisse Chapter 135: His hair’s silkier than mine Chapter 136: Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotionally Incompetent Bonus Content 1: The Meeting by the North Pond Book 2 Pre-Announcement Book 2, Chapter 1: By fire, be purged! Book 2, Chapter 2: I can’t afford fun right now Book 2, Chapter 3: But you didn’t do anything Book 2, Chapter 4: You’re not scared of a couple of shiny bracelets, are you? Book 2, Chapter 5: What’s the worst that could happen? Her striking up a conversation? Book 2, Chapter 6: Consider this my gesture of goodwill Book 2, Chapter 7: If you have found me harsh before, it might have been because you were below-par Book 2, Chapter 8: Weekends for her would probably just be another weekday Book 2, Chapter 9: Celestial Repository Invocation, Rank I Book 2, Chapter 9.1: Function first, silence second, appearances never Book 2, Chapter 9.2: Have you met my companion? Book 2, Chapter 9.3: That’s what he said Book 2, Chapter 9.4: Sedimental Recall Failed Chapter 9.5: Now that’s definitely not what happened Chapter 9.6: They were talking about you Chapter 9.7: Chivalry incarnate Chapter 9.8: Let’s touch grass together! Chapter 9.9: Oh, I am very much in trouble Chapter 9.10: Fate? Brought me here to look at pottery bowls? Book 2, Chapter 9.11: Maybe she just liked being extra Book 2, Chapter 9.12: Kestovar’s uniquely immune to emotional overload Book 2, Chapter 9.13: I’ve got rocks in the Aetherrealm Book 2, Chapter 9.14: Critical Kettle Damage Book 2, Chapter 9.15: Please spare me the attitude Chapter 9.16: ‘A directive’, he said Book 2, Chapter 9.17: Can moths get concussed? Book 2, Chapter 9.18: Do you have a humiliation kink? Book 2, Chapter 9.19: Die, Insect! (1) Book 2, Chapter 9.20: I’ll also die, but I get to keep my finger Book 2, Chapter 9.21: They don’t teach you field triage through fighting goblins Book 2, Chapter 9.22: I don’t want to be correct Book 2, Chapter 9.23: Stop the wind, Kestovar Book 2, Chapter 9.24: Figure it out faster!

Chapter 9.25: The world detonated Chapter 9.26: One generally couldn’t survive without a head Book 2, Chapter 9.27: He’d survived two near-death experiences, but then he met his ex Chapter 9.28: I just love chests of all sizes Starring Anabeth Von Silberthal Book 2, Chapter 9.29: I can now kill two bugs, and it only took a month! Book 2, Chapter 9.30: Are you going to tell me the truth? (Liene’s POV) Book 2, Chapter 9.31: How you killed the mantis man? Book 2, Chapter 9.32: Welcome to the dullest edge of a very sharp problem (Liene’s POV) Book 2, Chapter 9.34: Ah, f*ck (Liene’s POV) Book 2, Chapter 9.35: The theory was sound. The execution wasn’t Book 2, Chapter 9.36: That’s an idiotic question, Kestovar Book 2, Chapter 9.37: She’s only 51kg? She needs to eat more . . . Book 2, Chapter 9.39: Critical Internal Damage—Multiple Locations Important Rewrite Announcement Chapter 9.40: Leave No Work Unfinished + Important Rewrite Announcement 2