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Chapter 0: I will become a thaumaturge
Chapter 1: Bunsen was a good dog
Chapter 2: That is a stone
Chapter 3: I can go into theoretical strata research if I know enough about rocks
Chapter 4: The Eidralith has, for forty-seven years, done absolutely nothing
Chapter 5: Did anyone else see the box fly at my face?
Chapter 6: Calibrating meat vessel
Chapter 7: This interface is referred to as the System, not “glyph”
Chapter 8: 54% Determination + 29% Stupenstone Core + 14% Pacing Synchronization = Burden of Stones
Chapter 9: Why are you casting spells with your armpits?
Chapter 10: Synod forgive me, I’ve lit my sister on fire
Chapter 11: Quadraligned Fabrisse Kestovar, Binder of Realms, Slayer of Paperwork
Chapter 12: Primary Aether Path: Celestial Hoarding
Chapter 13: Hi, Fabriiii~
Chapter 14: Why don’t you have a single skill that deals damage?
Chapter 15: I found your freckles!
Chapter 16: Why’s the mnemonic so cringy?
Chapter 17: He still looks like a wet goblin
Chapter 18: Oh, I am the stuff
Chapter 19: I will show you
Chapter 20: What it really does
Chapter 21: Emotional Memory Recovered: Determined Shame
Chapter 22: Are you just spinning it in a circle?
Chapter 23: He launched the Stone with resonance, intent, concordance!
Chapter 24: Cope, seethe, mald
Chapter 25: The wards on this window are outdated and very climbable
Chapter 26: Do I look like a bird to you?
Chapter 27: Distraction is a failure of internal discipline
Chapter 28: It started when I smashed my face into a stack of pebbles
Chapter 29: You were so still, the Archive categorized you as a shelf
Chapter 30: I need to borrow Kestovar
Chapter 31: I didn’t expect him to be . . . short
Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #1
Chapter 32: “Quack,” the bird said
Chapter 33: I’ll need to smack Cuman in the head soon
Chapter 34: Show me you’re serious
Chapter 35: Drink 2 liters of water a day
Chapter 36: Gimme my WATER!
Min Hajin‘s Research Notes #1
Chapter 37: That looks like a doodle
Chapter 38: I can’t compete with real effort
Chapter 39: Stone Thaumaturgy is stupid
Chapter 40: Kestovar. You’re with me.
Chapter 41: Is it narcissism if I am actually just better than everyone?
Chapter 42: Severa Montreal aura farming
Chapter 43: Stand against the wind
Chapter 44: What if High Instructants become collectibles?
Archmagus Rolen‘s Revision #1
Chapter 45: It was, unfortunately, a chicken
Chapter 46: It was imperative that Cuman got stoned
Chapter 47: Then they retreat dramatically into the sunset
Chapter 48: She eats pie too?
Chapter 48.1: Can’t you buy another pear?
Chapter 48.2: I don’t fall. I merely descend with urgency.
Chapter 48.3: By the ballsacks of the Synod, Kestovar!
Chapter 48.4: You are to be my friend for the night
Chapter 48.5: Did you hand-pick your friends, or does this one just happen to look like your crush?
Chapter 48.6: Who cares about someone else’s friendship?
Chapter 48.7: Why did you tackle the cat?
Chapter 48.8: Meow meow
Chapter 48.9: Finding the cat gives me meaningful progression
Chapter 48.10: Severa would rather meow at a cat than apologize to him
Chapter 49: I don’t want to hear your excuses unless it’s ‘chip chip’
Chapter 50: The whole world has a personal vendetta against me!
Chapter 51: Rock-solid performance
Chapter 52: Shortcuts are for show-offs and corpses
Chapter 53: Assistant Hajin told me to, uh, meditate
Chapter 54: Can I harmonize with you, Liene?
Chapter 55: Fabri threw rocks at bullies without telling me
Chapter 55.2: The great bearer of the Eidralith in the noble pursuit of picking rocks (NEW CONTENT)
Chapter 55.3: Please don’t talk unless it’s something important, like rocks
Chapter 55.4: Earth Thaumaturgy really is redundant
Chapter 55.5: Good morning, good day, goodbye
Chapter 55.6: Do you eat food?
Chapter 55.7: That’s what happens when you don’t eat
Chapter 56: Why are my sidequests all nonsense?
Chapter 57: I need to touch his nose so bad
Chapter 58: If the artifact told you to touch my nose, I can only assume it’s scentient
Chapter 59: Every Professor’s favorite student pairing
Chapter 60: Fabrisse Kestovar and the Infinity Gauntlet
Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #2
Headmaster Draeth’s EXTREMELY IMPORTANT Announcement #1
Chapter 61: Who’s my girlfriend? (1)
Chapter 62: We ride at dusk!
Chapter 63: Now go put the remaining five thousand Skitterwhits into your jar
Chapter 64: Why did you murder my child?
Chapter 65: If you want to . . .
Chapter 66: You’re not mad, you’re just misunderstood
Chapter 67: Don’t think, just cast
Chapter 68: I see we’re having . . . an educational moment
Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #3
Chapter 69: Nice
Chapter 70: Imagine what you could do with actual talent
Chapter 71: It’s my ritual hat
Chapter 72: One must not skimp on the reverence
Chapter 73: You must have one happy moment in your life, right?
Chapter 74: How do I know you’re not just harvesting my trauma for sport?
Chapter 75: Of course. Bask.
Chapter 76: It’s the petal hugger!
Here you can find the secret ending
Chapter 77: “Pew-pew!” she said
Chapter 78: There was NO hugging involved
Chapter 79: I am physics, and you just violated natural law.
Chapter 80: Say ‘We’re just academic partners!’
Donation to the Synod (for very important expenditures)
Chapter 81: She’s the Moonbear Archmagus, but please don’t refer to her that way
Chapter 82: A fine young man like you . . .
Chapter 83: So it’s politics
Chapter 84: Gid good
Chapter 85: That means you kind of suck, Kestovar
Chapter 86: That was ‘crazy-yo’
Chapter 87: Why’s Dubbie here?
Chapter 88: I admire your ability to collect rocks even after failing five consecutive exams
Chapter 89: I can’t shoot a bird!
Chapter 90: I’m not letting Tom be the reason I finish this quest
Chapter 91: How do you throw a rock at someone reverently?
Chapter 92: Yeah but the +2 RES though
Chapter 93: You may applaud now
Chapter 94: Is that a Silico-Dormant Obscura, Grade Theta?
Chapter 95: Impressively Not First
Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #4
Chapter 96: You’re going to make Fabrisse blush
Chapter 97: I have done some digging into your personal life
Chapter 98: Third Arm of the Beaver
Chapter 99: Come out and fight fair!
Chapter 100: She’d lost a pen trying to fight off the void, while he’d lost nothing
Chapter 101: “It’s showtime”
Chapter 102: She should’ve been called Celine Duckling
Chapter 103: The butler for the butler
Chapter 104: No man will ever reduce me to a giggling mess with just a smolder and a jawline
Chapter 105: You guys could perspire together!
Chapter 106: Can you stop casting spells on me . . .
Chapter 107.1: Don’t flake on me, Mister ‘I Forgot’
Chapter 107.2: You’re conspiring against me, Eidralith, by giving me this quest!
Chapter 108: Try smashing rocks instead of studying them
Chapter 109: Split her open and feast on her blood
The Eidralith’s Note #1
Chapter 110: I tortured you purely for your well-being
Chapter 111: You don’t want a snobby nerd making a hobby out of you
Chapter 112: Why did you name a male duck Mercy?
Chapter 113: Like two snakes in a very petty argument over volume
Chapter 114: Whoever that person was, they were UGLY
Chapter 115: I need to get within two meters of the fire!
Chapter 116: Why does Ilya always have the most ridiculous spells?
Chapter 117: Initiating Forced Shutdown
Chapter 118: I will end you in five moves
Chapter 119: So you have a problem with me specifically
Chapter 120: Undead means he’s already dead
Chapter 121: He didn’t even know their gender
Chapter 122: You’re the first boy I’ve met who could make limestone sound fascinating
Chapter 123: Allegedly, you slept with my daughter
Chapter 124: Stone, Silent
Chapter 125: How about we happen to be on a date tonight at nine?
Chapter 126: You can’t hoard my friends too
Chapter 127: And maybe that weird boy needed a friend
Chapter 128: You look so pretty
Chapter 129: Mother! Sis brought home another rock nerd again!
How To Train Your Dungeoneers
Chapter 130: They have a JAR of Stupenstone?
Chapter 131: Are you of age for work?
Chapter 132: I am now an adequate spellcaster
Chapter 133: I don’t want to lie to myself tonight
Chapter 134: This will probably be weird, Fabrisse
Chapter 135: His hair’s silkier than mine
Chapter 136: Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotionally Incompetent
Bonus Content 1: The Meeting by the North Pond
Book 2 Pre-Announcement
Book 2, Chapter 1: By fire, be purged!
Book 2, Chapter 2: I can’t afford fun right now
Book 2, Chapter 3: But you didn’t do anything
Book 2, Chapter 4: You’re not scared of a couple of shiny bracelets, are you?
Book 2, Chapter 5: What’s the worst that could happen? Her striking up a conversation?
Book 2, Chapter 6: Consider this my gesture of goodwill
Book 2, Chapter 7: If you have found me harsh before, it might have been because you were below-par
Book 2, Chapter 8: Weekends for her would probably just be another weekday
Book 2, Chapter 9: Celestial Repository Invocation, Rank I
Book 2, Chapter 9.1: Function first, silence second, appearances never
Book 2, Chapter 9.2: Have you met my companion?
Book 2, Chapter 9.3: That’s what he said
Book 2, Chapter 9.4: Sedimental Recall Failed
Chapter 9.5: Now that’s definitely not what happened
Chapter 9.6: They were talking about you
Chapter 9.7: Chivalry incarnate
Chapter 9.8: Let’s touch grass together!
Chapter 9.9: Oh, I am very much in trouble
Chapter 9.10: Fate? Brought me here to look at pottery bowls?
Book 2, Chapter 9.11: Maybe she just liked being extra
Book 2, Chapter 9.12: Kestovar’s uniquely immune to emotional overload
Book 2, Chapter 9.13: I’ve got rocks in the Aetherrealm
Book 2, Chapter 9.14: Critical Kettle Damage
Book 2, Chapter 9.15: Please spare me the attitude
Chapter 9.16: ‘A directive’, he said
Book 2, Chapter 9.17: Can moths get concussed?
Book 2, Chapter 9.18: Do you have a humiliation kink?
Book 2, Chapter 9.19: Die, Insect! (1)
Book 2, Chapter 9.20: I’ll also die, but I get to keep my finger
Book 2, Chapter 9.21: They don’t teach you field triage through fighting goblins
Book 2, Chapter 9.22: I don’t want to be correct
Book 2, Chapter 9.23: Stop the wind, Kestovar
Book 2, Chapter 9.24: Figure it out faster!
Chapter 9.25: The world detonated
Chapter 9.26: One generally couldn’t survive without a head
Book 2, Chapter 9.27: He’d survived two near-death experiences, but then he met his ex
Chapter 9.28: I just love chests of all sizes
Starring Anabeth Von Silberthal
Book 2, Chapter 9.29: I can now kill two bugs, and it only took a month!
Book 2, Chapter 9.30: Are you going to tell me the truth? (Liene’s POV)
Book 2, Chapter 9.31: How you killed the mantis man?
Book 2, Chapter 9.32: Welcome to the dullest edge of a very sharp problem (Liene’s POV)
Book 2, Chapter 9.34: Ah, f*ck (Liene’s POV)
Book 2, Chapter 9.35: The theory was sound. The execution wasn’t
Book 2, Chapter 9.36: That’s an idiotic question, Kestovar
Book 2, Chapter 9.37: She’s only 51kg? She needs to eat more . . .
Book 2, Chapter 9.39: Critical Internal Damage—Multiple Locations
Important Rewrite Announcement
Chapter 9.40: Leave No Work Unfinished + Important Rewrite Announcement 2