Chapter 33: Raja’s Wild American Adventure
'Oops! I Stole the Isekai Lottery'Raja sprinted (not literally) through Brooklyn like aman on a mission.After confirming theBrooklyn Nine-Nineprecinct wasrealand that Jake Peralta was indeed a living, breathing detective (the story hadn't started yetbecause the chief wasn'tRaymond Holt), the ladies, Amy and Rosa, are more beautiful than the show.
In the evening he was hungry, so he went to the nearby diner around the block. When he saw the name, he practically ran towards it.
"Time to find the legendary gravity-defying Max Black and Snake waist Caroline Channing,"Raja thought, excitement bubbling inside him.
He arrived at theWilliamsburg Diner—but before he could take in the sight of Max'sgravity-defying assets, arobberburst in, waving something under his coat.
"EVERYONE STAY DOWN!" the man yelled.
Raja, unimpressed, squinted at theso-calledweapon.
Maya:"That's not a gun, genius."
Raja:"No duh, Maya. That's literally abanana."
With a bored sigh, Rajacasually walked forward.
Robber:"I SAID STAY BACK, MAN!"
Rajaswiped the banana from the robber coat, peeled it, and took a bite.
Raja:"Mmm. Needs more potassium."
Then, withone swift move, he knocked the guy out and tied him up withnapkin dispensers and a shoelace.
Max Black, who had been behind the counter, just stared.
Max:"...Did you justBatmanthat guy with a napkin holder?"
Raja (smirking):"Of course. I'm basically anIndian Bruce Wayne with better hair and body than him."
After the police took thedangerous banana-wielding criminalaway, Raja finallyordered his chicken burger, fries, and cola. But he wassecretlylooking at Max's—
Max, without missing a beat, caught his wandering eyes and smirked and walked towards him.
Max:"See anything you like?"
Raja (grinning):"Absolutely. The burger looks amazing."
She laughed.
"Mission accomplished."
Raja also noticed that Caroline isn't here, which means the plot hasn't started.
After someflirty banter and sarcastic jokes, Max finished her shift.
Raja personally took her home. Max asked where he is going to stay; he replied, in a hotel, sort. When she offered Raja a place to stay for the night, he followed her home like alost puppy.
One beer turned into two, then three... then suddenly, Maxjumped on himlike a wrestler ready for a takedown.
Abattle of strength ensued.
The apartmentshook.The wallswitnessed history.The neighbors?Traumatized.
Maxfought bravely—but ultimatelysurrenderedbefore dawn.
Max woke up to thesmell of foodand found Raja in her kitchen,cooking naked.
With zero shame, she walked up andslapped his Sexy Indian Ass.
Max:"What are you cooking, Chef Ramsay?"
Raja:"Yourrecovery meal."
They spent theentire weekend together—cooking,arguing in the kitchen, and engaging in...athletic activitieseverywhere (kitchen, shower, couch, and once even in the supply closet).
But Max had dreams. She wanted toestablish herself firstbefore settling down.
Raja, understanding, usedhis palm-reading trick(aka mild fortune-telling mixed with psychological manipulation).
Raja:"Another woman will enter your life... and you'll both save each other."
Max scoffed but secretlybelieved him.
That night, thefinal battletook place with more passion and different poses.
By morning, Rajaleft a note, breakfast, and his numberbefore silently disappearing.
Raja observed Max leave the apartment for diner for work, and Raja bought the building using Harvey within an hour.
Raja did home shopping for home appliances and entered Max's apartment with magic. He transformed the apartment into a decent room, not too extravagant, and bought cooking and baking utensils, a fridge, a washing machine, a foldable three-member bed, an A.C., and a 24-hour power supply for the apartment only.
Max returned from work to find her apartmentcompletely transformed.
New furniture, appliances, AC, a foldable bed, Fridge, sink, shower, Sofa and groceries for month.
She thought she walked into the wrong apartmentuntil she saw the doormat.
"WELCOME HOME, MAX."
She foundanother note from Raja:
"I know you won't accept this directly, so I did it after you left. Sorry for breaking into your house, see you later, Knockers- Yours Luxurious Thief!"
Maxfacepalmed.
"This idiot... but a thoughtful idiot."
Next stop?Malibu, California.
Raja tracked downCharlie Harper, thelegendaryjingle writer,womanizer, and functioning alcoholic.
When he found Charlie, he wasmid-rejectionfrom a woman. Rajalaughed hysterically.
Charlie turned,offended.
Charlie:"You got a problem, kid?"
Raja:"Oh no, I'm just enjoying theartisticway you got rejected."
Charlielectured himabout respect, but Raja justlaughed moreand offered to pay for all his drinks.
After along night of drinking and storytelling, Charliepassed out.
Rajatelepathically implanted false memories(yes, we're doing that now), making Charliebelieve that he adoptedRaja as hislong-lost Indian nephew. Request raja to stay in his home for holidays.
As Rajadragged Charlie home to his bed,someone was watching him.
With lightning reflexes, Rajagrabbed the intruder's neck—only to find himselfface-to-facewith none other thanRose.
Yes,Rose—Charlie'sobsessive ex-girlfriend/stalker.
She wasstunnedat how easily Raja caught her.
But Raja is more stunned because the person is none other than his all-time television crush, Rose. She seems to be shocked at my response, and I quickly apologized.
Raja (nervous):"S-Sorry... are you Charlie's girlfriend?"
Rose,seriously contemplating her life choices, motioned for him to follow her.
They spoke for anhour at the balcony with beach View, Rajacompletely mesmerizedby her unhinged yet oddly charming personality. He still can't believe it—The Rose is talking in front of him.
As she prepared tojump off the balcony(as she does), He stopped her, walked towards her and looked at her dazzling eyes and pink lips for 30 seconds without moving and Suddenly kissed her and lifted her up and took her into the second bed room and cast a silent spell on the room.
Raja didn't understand what happened to him, he is like a beast that got left loose and fuck her until early morning.
The next morning,Berta, Charlie's housekeeper, found Raja making breakfast.
Berta:"Kid, you know you're naked, right?"
Raja (flipping pancakes):"Confidence is key, Berta."
Berta asked Raja about Charlie changing in tastes, but Raja corrected the misunderstanding to her and explained what happened.
AsRose walked out, Bertasquinted suspiciously.
Berta:"Something ain't right here..."
Charlie stumbled down,completely hungover.
Raja:"Good morning, Uncle Charlie! Breakfast is ready!"
Charliefroze.
Charlie was triggered by the word"Uncle Charlie"and remembered everything that happened and Raja's adoption into the house and he slowly came to the table and looked at Raja.
Charlie:"Look, kid, I was drunk. Understand the situation; I didn't mean to adopt you. I am sorry, okay?" and started eating even though he felt extremely guilty.
Charlie:"Berta, these pancakes are wonderful."
Breta:"I didn't make it; the kid did."
Charlie felt even more guilty and just ate the food with his head down.
Charlie asked, "Why is Rose here?Raja quickly explained that she saw a stranger in your apartment; as a considerate friend, she came to check on you and waited for you to wake up to and clarify the situation."
Raja is acting sad. "Uncle Charlie, you said we are family."
Charlie felt literal pain in his chest due to his promise, and after some introspection, calculation, and aforgotten family bondthat had been lost for decades, bloomed in heart, and he made a decision.
Charlie sighed.
Charlie:"Fine, you can stay. But I'm not paying for you."
Raja yelled and hugged Charlie and ran to the room to get something, but Charlie felt something in his heart, like something made him happy; he didn't know what.
Raja came back and gave him a packet of money; everybody was shocked and asked how much it was.
Raja casually replied,25,000 dollars.
Charlie, Berta, and Rose:"WHAT?!"
Raja explained he will stay here for4 months; after that, he will go tocollege in London every year.
Charliereluctantly (Happy) acceptedRaja as hislong-lost nephew.
Raja gaveBertaan extra $1,000 as a Bonous.
Rose juststaredat him,completely bewildered.
Rose:"Who even ARE you?"
Raja (smirking):"Just a simple man trying to enjoy life."
And thus,Raja officially became part of Charlie Harper's chaotic world.
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