Raja, after anotherchaotic yet victoriousnight at Charlie Harper's, decided it was time toapologize to Rose.

"I was too rough last night... and not in a good way,"Raja thought.

So, like atrue gentleman, he packed ahot meal, grabbed somesoft drinks, and knocked on Rose's door.

The door opened slowly, revealingRose, arms crossed, expression unreadable.

Raja:"I made chicken and rice."

She stared for a second before stepping aside.

Rose:"Fine. Come in."

Inside, Rajacleared the table,served the food, and they ate in completesilence—which was aworld recordfor Rose.

After finishing his meal, Raja took a deep breath.

Raja:"Look, I'm really sorry about what happened last night. I swear on my first edition Batman comics—I haveneverforced myself on a woman before. I... I don't know what came over me."

Rosenarrowed her eyes, tapping her fingers on the table. After a painfully long pause, she let out adramatic sigh.

Rose:"Fine. Apology accepted. But just so you know... If found out you talked to anyone about this thing." rose made a cut throat sign.

Raja nodded like chicken.

Tocelebratetheir newfoundunderstanding, they decided to take awalk and talk along the beach.

A peaceful night. No chaos. No drama.

But as soon as Rajaturned to leave, Roseclosed the door but two 3 sec after opened Again.

Raja who just took a two steps hearing the door opening sound turn around enter the house yanked by Rose.

Rose:"You're not leaving that easily, champ."

Thus, another battle broke out.

This time?Passionate. Mutual. Deadly.

Rose gave it herall.

Raja loses control again, enters his beast mode, and Rose also becomes violent.

Raja stillwon.

The next morning, Rajawoke up firstandcooked breakfast. As he handed Rose acoffee with a secret energy potion, she took a sip and immediatelyfelt rejuvenated.

Rose:"Wait a minute... DID YOU DRUG ME?"

Raja:"No! It's a home recipe! Zero drugs, I promise!"

Rosenarrowed her eyesbut accepted it.

With a final goodbye (and a very smug smirk from Rose), Rajavanished from Malibu.

Next stop?Pasadena, California.

Rajatransformedinto fullnerd mode—loose Batman T-shirt,baggy pants, and a strategicallymessyhairstyle.

His target?The Cheesecake Factory.

His mission?Meet the Nerd Lords.

He spottedRajesh Koothrappali(finally, another Indian!), approached him confidently, andintroduced himself.

Raja:"Namaste, my Indian brother! I am Rudra D. Raja Kumara, the wandering intellectual and Batman enthusiast."

Raj, Leonard, and Howardwelcomed him warmly—but one man sat there, judging himlike an offended owl.

Sheldon Cooper.

Sheldon:"Another random variable disrupting the equilibrium of my social structure... UNACCEPTABLE." Try to warn his friends about the equilibrium.

Leonard " Explains about Sheldon a little."

Raja with an understanding expression looked at Sheldon for a while and nodded his head, Sheldon got irritated by the look.

Raja:"Relax, Mr.Emotionally Stunted Man-Child. I'm just here to enjoy some cheesecake."

Sheldonfumed.

Sheldon:"What are your academic credentials? What university did you attend?"

Raja (grinning):"I'm a high school graduate. I prefer theschool of life."

Sheldongasped dramatically, looking at Leonard like he just brought home aferal raccoon.

Leonard quickly apologized,but Raja wasn't offended.

Raja:"Sheldon, I won't be mad at your insults... because I know you're still a child inside. A very...veryintelligent but incredibly immature child."

Sheldon'seye twitched.

Rajacontinued psychoanalyzing himlike a psychologist on a mission.

Raja:"For example, your extreme aversion to change, your obsession with schedules, your irrational fear of buses—it all aligns with classic childhood attachment issues."

Sheldon (red-faced):"LEONARD! Take me home.NOW."

Leonard and Howard?Dying of laughter.

DespiteSheldon's protests, Rajatagged alongto their apartment.

Once inside, hesat on the floor(because chairs are for weaklings) and started adeep conversation about movies, anime, and comic books.

Then, Howard, being Howard,asked about Raja's dating life.

Howard:"So... you're21? How many girlfriends have you had?"

Raja:"Not in the market for a while, but let's just say... enough."

Howard & Raj (jealous):"HOW?!"

Raja (shrugging):"I don't know. They say I'm cute. They use me, then say goodbye."

Leonard:"That's... kinda sad, dude."

Raja:"Not really.It's efficient."

Then, Rajaoffered to read their palms.

Howard:"You need a full makeover—fitness, wardrobe, hair. Otherwise, just wait for the right girl totolerateyou."

Rajesh:"You needalcoholto talk to women. And you'll get married late."

Leonard:"You'll get your dream girl, but only if you prove your sincerity."

Sheldon (before he stormed off):"Youwillfind love, but your ego might ruin it."

Howard and Raj?Mind-blown.

Leonard, intrigued, asked:

Leonard:"Okay,real talk—how do you afford your lifestyle?"

Rajacasually took a sip of his sodaand dropped the bomb:

Raja:"Two women take care of me financially."

Sheldon:"So you're a GIGOLO?"

His friendsimmediately defended Raja, but Rajashrugged.

Raja:"Technically, Sheldon's right. I guess I am a well-paid sugar baby."

Howard?Taking notes.

Then, Raja explainedhis legendary Las Vegas winnings with Luckand how he metJessica Pearson and Jan Levinson in a bar.

Hisone million dollarinvestment in theirbusiness empire.

Theirbillion-dollar company.

And theirmonthly financial support.

Howard, Raj, and Leonard?

SCREAMING.

Howard:"You're telling me you FUNDEDSHADOW CORPORATION?"

Raja nodded.

Leonardfell off the couch.

Raj:"Dude... you single-handedly unleashed theQueens of the Business World."

Howard:"That's it. I'm starting a Vegas fund."

Sheldon, watching this unfold,hated everything.

Sheldon:"This is why society is doomed."

Raja simply smirked, leaned back, and took another sip of his soda.

Rajasuccessfully infiltratedthe Pasadena nerd squad.

He had:

✅ Roasted Sheldon.

✅ Shocked Howard, Leonardo and Rajesh.

✅Revealed himself as a secret billionaire.

✅ Establisheddominance.

And most importantly?

✅Got free cheesecake.

Mission:SUCCESS.

Source: Webnovel.com, updated by lotustale.com