After leaving the nerd squadstunned and terrifiedwith his existence, Rajablinkedstraight back toCharlie Harper's Malibu paradise.

And thefirst thing he saw?

Uncle Charlie.With another girl.Again.

Raja justsighed, grabbed a snack from the fridge, andnopedout of there.

His destination?Rose's house.

When he got there,Rose was glued to her telescope, eyeslaser-focusedon Charlie's house.

Raja:"Still spying on him?"

Rose (serious):"Yes. He's up to something. He's cheating on me... even though we're not dating. But I KNOW he's cheating."

Raja just shook his head,walked into the kitchen, and started cooking.

Twenty minutes later, he called Rose for dinner. Shereluctantlysat down, grabbed a plate, and tookexactlythree bites before standing up again.

Rose:"I have work to do."

Raja turned on the TV.

Raja:"Let me guess. Spying?"

Rose:"It's called surveillance, Raja."

Raja justrolled his eyesand watched a movie. A few minutes later, Rosepeekedfrom behind the couch.

Rose:"You coming to bed, or should I find someone else?"

Rajagrinned shamelessly.

And like atrue degenerate, hefollowed her.

The next morning, Raja wasstill tangled in Rose's sheetswhen his phone rang.

It wasJessica Pearson.

Jessica:"We've got a problem. Some cartel punks are trying to get us involved in drug trafficking."

Rajasat up immediately.

Thenext second, he snapped his fingers—

Dobby appeared.

Dobby:"I am ready, sir!"

Raja:"Dobby, get me to the ladies. We have some cartel trash to clean up."

Dobby:"With pleasure, sir."

One blink later, Raja was in Jessica's office.

Jessica and Janbriefed Raja. The cartel wanted theirtrucksto help movedrugs across borders. If they refused, the cartelpromised violence.

Raja looked atDobby.

Raja:"Dobby, do you have details?"

Dobby (proudly handing over a scroll):"All locations. All key members. Criminal records attached. It is... a very long list, sir."

Raja (grinning darkly):"Dobby, you've made me and your late masterso proud."

Dobby (bowing):"Thank you, sir. Now, shall we begin the massacre?"

Raja (cracking his knuckles):"With absolute pleasure."

Jessica and Jan exchanged aknowinglook.

Jessica:"Bloodbath incoming."

Jan:"At least the problem will be solved."

*And just like that, Raja and Dobbyvanished.

Theystruck at night.

Nomagicthat could be traced back to the wizarding world.

Justpure, unfiltered destruction.

Scene 1: Warehouse Raid

The cartel members were laughing, drinking, and counting drug money when suddenly—

BOOM! Thedoors exploded open.

Ashadow blurred through the room.

Gunshots fired.Nothing hit.

Within seconds gun shot heard, half the men wereon the ground, broken, bleeding, and unconscious.

One guycharged at Raja with a machete—

Raja caught it mid-swing and broke it in half.

Cartel Guy:"Wha—how the f—"

Raja (grinning):"Shhh. Sleep."

One punch.Lights out.

Dobby, meanwhile, wasa whirlwind of destruction, usingenchanted knives, shadow step dodges, and house-elf kung fu.

Inone night, amajor cartel operation and all dangerous criminals aredisappeared from theface of the Earth.

The survivors?They fled the country.

Back at HQ, Rajacalmly sipped a mojitoas he recounted his meeting with other women and night ofmurder and mayhemto Jessica and Jan.

Theyweren't mad about other women or the mayhem.

But theydidtry to assert dominance.

For thenext week, they took turnstrying to overpower him.

Theyfailed.

Because Raja'sUltimate Body™is undefeated.

Even they had toadmit defeat.

Raja? Raja justsmirkedand enjoyed hisvacation.

After his vacation, Rajavisited the Brooklyn 99 crew.

Hedrank with them at a cop bar.

At drinkfour, DetectiveAmy Santiagopulled Raja to the back alley.

Amy:"Listen, I don't usually do this, but—"

Then she tried tohave her way with him.

Raja, ever thegentleman, took her homebeforeshe could do something she'd regret.

Except... she didn't regret anything.

Amywoke up, apologized, got cleaned up—

Thenround two happened.

Thenround three.

Then...

Amy:"It's a one-time thing, okay?"

Raja:"Got it."

Theydid it again.

Fortwo days straight.

Raja officially becameAmy Santiago's biggest weakness.

Three months later, Raja sat in his penthouse, sippingtea, feeling likea degenerate.

Raja:"Maya... what's happening to me? I feel like a harem protagonist on steroids."

Maya (deadpan):"That's because you are."

Raja:"WHAT?!"

Maya:"Your Ultimate Body™ enhancesallaspects of you—including your deepest, darkest desires."

Raja:"Wait... does that mean I'm turning into an incubus?!"

Maya:"If not for your extremeself-control and adaptability, yes, you would've become abreeding monster."

Rajadropped his tea cup.

As Rajaprocessedthis revelation, aletter arrived.

FromHarry Potter.

"Hey Raja, want to come watch the Quidditch World Cup with us?"

Rajagrinned.

Raja:"Welp, I guess it's time to go back to the wizarding world."

Maya:"Try not to corrupt the entire magical society, please."

Raja:"No promises."

And just like that,Raja's next adventure was set in motion.

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