Three months had flown by inthe most chaotic way possible. If you thought time travel was a confusing concept, try keeping track of Raja's schedule.

Between ruling thebusiness world,wrecking egos in the legal field, and engaging in"team-building exercises"(which just so happened to be three-ways with Rose & Candy, Max & Caroline, and Rosa & Amy), Rajabarely noticed the time passing.

Oh, and let's not forget theone-night stand with Penny, which ended with her muttering,"Bazinga indeed."

However, one day, as Raja waslounging in his penthouse,sipping a fine glass of whiskey, one of hisclonesappeared before him.

Clone Raja:"Boss, you got mail from Harry Potter. He's inviting you to some 'Order of the Phoenix' meeting at 12 Grimmauld Place."

Raja stared blankly."Order of the what now?"(Even though he knows)

The clone continued,"It's basically a club for old people who want to fight Voldemort but haven't done much other than exist and look serious."

Raja rubbed his temples."Great, an old man social club. Fine, accept the invitation. Time to spice things up."

Before leaving, Rajavisited everyoneandannounced his departure. Of course, before he left, he ensured he had...quality timewith his favorite ladies.

And then, with asmirk, ablink, and hisloyal butler Dobby, he arrived at12 Grimmauld Place.

Raja waswelcomed into a very serious-looking room, filled withfamiliar faces—Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Mad-Eye Moody, and, of course,Dumbledore himself.

As he sat down, they began explaining theOrder's purpose:

"We are a group of witches and wizards fighting against Voldemort."

"We gather intelligence and protect the wizarding world."

"We're doing everything in our power to stop his return to full power."

Rajaleaned back, unimpressed.

Dumbledore thendropped the big reveal:

Dumbledore:"There is a prophecy... that only one of Harry or Voldemort can survive."

A long, dramatic silence filled the room.

Then Raja...laughed.

Not a polite chuckle.

Not a smirk.

Afull-on, movie-villain, throw-your-head-back cackle.

Everyonestared at him in horror.

Dumbledore:"Something funny, Raja?"

Raja:"Oh, yeah. First of all—lame name."

Sirius:"Excuse me?"

Raja:"Order of the Phoenix? Really? A name that literally symbolizes dying and being reborn? Are you trying to suggest that we're all going to die and keep getting replaced like interns?"

Dumbledore:"What do you suggest?"

Raja:"Rebrand it to the Order of Merlin. Sounds cooler. And also—new management. You're out, I'm in."

Theentire roomerupted intochaos.

Moodyspilled his drink.Lupinchoked on air.EvenSirius looked genuinely flabbergasted.

Dumbledore, ever the wise old man,sighed and nodded.

Dumbledore:"Fair enough. I'll take the title of 'Good Elder.'"

Sirius:"Wait, WHAT?!"

Raja:"Alright, now that I'm in charge—let's talk facts. You guys are old and outdated. You have no proper information network. You have no idea where Voldemort is. And, let's be honest, you guys are kind of useless."

Theolder members of the Orderlookedoffended.

Theyopened their mouthsto argue...

But realized he was right.

Moodygrunted in frustration."The kid's right. I got caught by a half-sized man. That's just embarrassing."

Sirius, ever the Gryffindor:"Okay, fine, we suck. What about you? I doubt you have an entire intelligence network on Voldemort!"

Raja'ssmirk widened.

Raja:"Do you think I'm like you,Marauders? Do you think I spend my time bullying innocent kids and stealing other people's girlfriends?"

Siriuschoked.

Lupinlooked at the floor, ashamed.

Harry:"Wait... what are you talking about?"

Sirius & Lupin:"NOTHING!"

To avoid further awkwardness,Raja had Dobby teleport Harry away for some "fun activities"while thereal adults talked.

Raja:"Now, let's talk Voldemort. How was he resurrected?"

Dumbledore:"Dark magic, of course. We saw the footage you provided."

Rajashook his head.

Raja:"To be resurrected, you need your SOUL. Voldemort didn't just use any dark magic—he made Horcruxes."

Everyonefroze.

Dumbledore:"...You mean he split his soul?"

Raja: "Normal humans can only create 4 horcruxes, but our Voldemort is super genius."

Raja:"Not just once. At least Five/six times, my bet is Six.."

The roomdescended into chaos.

"HE MADE SIX HORCRUXES?!"

"That's INSANE!"

"What kind of psycho does that?!"

Rajagrinned.

Raja:"Yeah. But we already have three. Tom riddle's dairy, other two I know but I will not reveal it yet here, Three more to go."

Raja explained the diary was with Lucius Malfoy, but Malfoy didn't know what it was, but he knew it was a cursed item; he just kept it and tried to sell it and left it in Ginny's bag to make Arthur suffer.

Raja " So, my conclusion is Voldemort left the horcruxes with his top Death Eaters."

Raja:"Sirius, how did your brother Regulus Black die?"

Siriusfrowned."We don't know. Probably a Death Eater or Auror."

Raja asked where his body is, or who informed you of his death? Sirius called Kreacher to know the details about his brother's death. Looking at Kreacher,

When Kreacherappeared, Rajasummoned Dobby

Raja:"Don't be like him, Dobby. This one looks like he needs therapy."

Kreachersnarled.Hetriedto call Raja aMudblood—

But before the word left his lips, a knife was at his throat.

Dobby:"You will respect my lord."

Kreachercried dramaticallyand revealed thetruth about Regulus' death.

The Orderwas stunned.Siriusactually cried.

Dobby took Kreacher toretrieve the Horcrux,and after some time, he returned with the box containing theSalazar Slytherin's locket. Dumbledore tried to take it, but Raja made sure only he would store the Horcruxes somewhere safe and destroy them simultaneously.

Raja:"Nope. I'm handling this."

Dumbledoresighed in defeat.

Raja:"Three down. Three to go."

Raja:"Now, I'll make soul-locator devices using the Horcruxe. You guys will go on scavenger hunts based on the places I calculate and analyse. If you find one, call Dobby he will take it without touching it or find any runes or triggers traps in the location."

The Ordernodded.

Raja:"Moody, I need you to spy on scared ex-Death Eater families. Sirius, act like a proper noble. Dumbledore, just be a good headmaster this year."

Dumbledore:"What do you mean...Iam Always a good Head Master?"

Raja:"Oh, and Voldemort is going to attack Hogwarts at the end of the year. Be ready."

Everyonestared.

Sirius:"You just KNOW that?"

Raja:"I know calculate everything, last time he attack are weak he need a better wand, that is elder wand which is currently hold by our old Head master."

With adramatic exit, Rajablinked away.

Next stop... Hogwarts Express.

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